helonias's Comments (18917)

“That soon?”

“Luke 16:19-25. "Now there was a certain rich man, and he habitually dressed in purple and fine linen, gaily living in splendor every day. And a certain poor man named Lazarus was laid at his gate, covered with sores, and longing to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table; besides, even the dogs would come and lick his sores.
Now it came about that the poor man died and he was carried away by the angels to Abraham's bosom; and the rich man also died and was buried. And in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes, and saw Abraham far away, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried out and said, 'Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool off my tongue; for I am in agony in this flame.'
But Abraham said, 'Child, remember that during your life you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus bad things; but now he is being comforted here, and you are in agony...'"”

“"Blessed are you poor, For yours is the kingdom of God…Woe to you who are rich, For you have received your consolation"; and,"Truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. "Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."; and, "Sell your possessions and give to charity; make yourselves money belts which do not wear out, an unfailing treasure in heaven, where no thief comes near nor moth destroys." (Luke 6:20, 24; Matt. 19:23-24; Luke 12:33)”

“The Repubs think that Jesus will come at the 11th hour and bail us out.

But what if he doesn't?”

“Just like the Bushco Justice Dept. run by Pat R U grds

Right”

“You are”

“Santa Claus=Saint Nicholas

Religious symbol”

“Officially launched on April 5, 2004, The Greatest Canadian was a television program series by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) to determine who is considered to be the greatest Canadian of all time, at least among those who watched and participated in the program. The project was inspired by the BBC series Great Britons.
Radio-Canada, the CBC's French-language arm, was not involved in The Greatest Canadian project, reducing the input of Canada's French-Canadian minority over the results. The CBC did make its Web site available in French, however.
The "Greatest Canadian" was not decided by a simple popular poll, but was instead chosen through a two-step voting process.
On October 17, 2004 the CBC aired the first part of The Greatest Canadian television series. In it, the bottom 40 of the top 50 "greatest" choices were revealed, in order of popularity, determined by polls conducted by E-mail, Web site, telephone, and letter. To prevent bias during the second round of voting, the top ten nominees were presented alphabetically rather than by order of first round popularity.
This second vote was accompanied by a series of documentaries, where 10 Canadian celebrities acting as advocates each presented their case for The Greatest Canadian. Voting concluded on November 28 at midnight and the following evening, November 29, the winner was revealed to be Tommy Douglas the father of Canada’s health care system.”

“Jesus and his dad are for taking care of the least of us

Joe is not for taking care of the least of us

Joe is against J.........­..........­...”

“All this fuss about a supposed holy day which is about amassing worldly goods to celebrate the supposed birthday of the guy who said not to.”

“So when will Billo announce the war on poverty and the uninsured”

“"Should any American soldier be so base and infamous as to injure any [prisoner]. . . I do most earnestly enjoin you to bring him to such severe and exemplary punishment as the enormity of the crime may require... for by such conduct they bring shame, disgrace and ruin to themselves and their country."
-- Washington; Sept. 14, 1775

"Treat them with humanity, and let them have no reason to complain of our copying the brutal example of the British Army in their treatment of our unfortunate brethren who have fallen into their hands,"
-- Washington; following the Battle of Trenton 1776

"Not only your Officers, and Soldiers have been treated with a Tenderness due to Fellow Citizens, & Brethren; but even those execrable Parricides [traitors] whose Counsels & Aid have deluged their Country with Blood, have been protected from the Fury of a justly enraged People."
- Washington; letter to his British counterpart, Aug19 1775”

“the traditions of the our forefathers.

slavery and treating women like cattle”

“This country was built on ignornace”

“What happened to turn the other cheek?”

“Whart about Billo's war on truth and reality”

“Prov. 31:8ff. [Commandment to kings.] Open your mouth for the dumb, for the rights of all the unfortunate. Open your mouth, judge righteously, and defend the rights of the afflicted and needy.”

“So when will all the Christians be mad that we could feed the hungry of the world with a small fraction of the money we spend getting ready for war”

“Or turn the other cheek”

“UM

Turn the other cheek?”

“NO but very Cheesy and a clear violation of the 4th suggestion

4. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:”

“But the Quakers treated women as equals”

“He was born in the fall when the farmers took their crops into town for sale.

Hence no room at the Inn.”

“And the faithful asked Brian if the should follow the holy gourd or holy sandal

Brian told the faithful to f*ck off

The faithful replied

How should we f*ck off”

“So you think Jesus was a conservative?

Cite scripture for us”