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You Had Me at the First Line--10 First Lines to Hook You

You Had Me at the First Line--10 First Lines to Hook You

Commented Feb 27, 2014 at 10:04:06 in Books

“"On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide—it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese—the two paramedics arrived at the house knowing exactly where the knife drawer was, and the gas oven, and the beam in the basement from which it was possible to tie a rope

First line of The Virgin Suicides”

Bree8Smith on Mar 8, 2014 at 16:56:50

“You bet me to it. The first page is breath-taking”
To My 13-Year-Old, An iPhone Contract From Your Mom, With Love

To My 13-Year-Old, An iPhone Contract From Your Mom, With Love

Commented Dec 30, 2012 at 08:58:42 in Parents

“Most commenters aren't following #8 or #9. This is a great idea, and at 40 years old, I think I'll start following it.”

STEPcoach on Jan 3, 2013 at 12:24:52

“love it! good comment”

tonewheel on Dec 30, 2012 at 09:17:18

“#9. At 40 years of age, you probably needn't worry about that one.”
So What CAN They Eat?

So What CAN They Eat?

Commented Jun 25, 2012 at 16:02:05 in Parents

“Let's do it.”

basilmomma on Jun 25, 2012 at 20:38:59

“OK! I was serious :)
I would love to have you on my July 26th show. I am pre-recording it on the week of July 16. My show airs every Thursday at 11 pm EST but lucky for you I can record during the day. How does this sound?
heatherltallman@gmail.com
Show page: http://toginet.com/shows/aroundthekitchensink
@Basilmomma
www.facebook.com/basilmomma
www.basilmomma.com
So What CAN They Eat?

So What CAN They Eat?

Commented Jun 23, 2012 at 16:35:40 in Parents

“Cool!”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 22:59:29 in Parents

“Yes! Our bathroom is in the kitchen. We have a wooden toilet that connects to our sink! So easy to cook while peeing”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 17:08:26 in Parents

“Cousin Xchatanga, is that you?”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 14:52:26 in Parents

“As disgusting as you think we may be, at least in the forest, we do not use "toilet" as a verb.”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 14:47:30 in Parents

“What people from the land of tall buildings consider ridiculous and gross, is common place for all the parents in my forest world. I apologize if this list did not speak to you, city person. I encourage you to visit our compound to see for yourself that my son will indeed watch me crap while he stares blankly eating a guava popsicle. Shall I send a horse for you?”

pattihr on Jun 13, 2012 at 03:00:01

“I never did most of the things on the list. Futhermore I did not find parenting that difficult and or gross either, Gees! It's sounds liker a lot of people think of parenting as a most unpleasant job!. Like the more gross things they have had to endure the better parents they were or are! . Like the more gross the more they
loved their child! whats up with that?
Not True”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 14:02:58 in Parents

“And where might this wisdom be contained? Is it in the book of leaves?”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 14:00:38 in Parents

“The trails leading back to our wooded compound can be quite tricky .... and perilous.”

dil123 on Jun 16, 2012 at 10:08:07

“HA!!”

girlfriend69 on Jun 13, 2012 at 12:03:40

“Bahahaha!”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 12:07:44 in Parents

“That isn't even close to the most disgusting thing that's happened amongst my people. I once gutted a halibut while sitting on the toilet as my children soaked their stocking feet in a leather bowl filled with warm pudding. EYE OF THE PANTHER!”

pattihr on Jun 13, 2012 at 02:31:20

“You gutted a halibut while sitting on the toliet. No kidding.
Since you were holding the halibut I assjume that you were unable to wipe youself or for that matter wash your hands after you were done.
gees!”

gllady on Jun 12, 2012 at 16:03:12

“Too hilarious!!! It made me laugh out loud. Everyone posting comments claiming that they have NEVER done any of these things should lighten up, have a laugh and enjoy their kids >:)”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 11:16:26 in Parents

“Henry! My old friend from the woods. How I've missed you. Tell me, do you still play the flute?”

HenryCherry on Jun 12, 2012 at 11:36:37

“I had not wanted to mention the flute. But you bring it up. How come? Raisin cutters, it has been proven, offer more stability for those shorter than them. Look it up!”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 11:03:16 in Parents

“Some people don't use modern currency, and must trade their hair for food. Since the accident, my hair is very fine, and has therefore lost much of its bartering value at the bazaar. If I didn't eat squirrel candy from my child's otter skin loafer, I might starve. Please, think about people less fortunate than yourself.”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 00:01:23 in Parents

“We forage nutritional morsels.”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 11, 2012 at 23:59:58 in Parents

“Among the forest people, a child's trachea was believed to be the size of a panther's paw. Thanks for setting me straight!”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 11, 2012 at 20:54:34 in Parents

“I learned to parent from the forest people who raised me! Mama xchaluat used to toast bread on the tree tops and apply honey to my wounds as she peed in a rabbit hole. Thanks for asking!”

oldandcold on Jun 11, 2012 at 23:22:16

“Now I know”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 10, 2012 at 19:40:00 in Parents

“Forensics!”
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

Commented Jun 10, 2012 at 17:27:27 in Parents

“Yes .. what this person said.”
Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

Commented May 31, 2012 at 22:44:39 in Parents

“I think from now on, we can refer to crapping in the tub, as "taking a number thirteen."”
When Toddlers Attack

When Toddlers Attack

Commented May 31, 2012 at 09:38:21 in Parents

“Don't worry! He's a perfectly normal kid. I exaggerated a bit in this piece for humor's sake.”
From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

Commented May 15, 2012 at 16:19:02 in Parents

“Sure, I understand that. The question I'm asking in the article is why that makes people uncomfortable. Sure, the kid is "older," but what makes that innately wrong? My contention is it's our misguided sense that the child might be enjoying it in ways a child shouldn't.”
From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

Commented May 15, 2012 at 16:16:04 in Parents

“Enjoying the comfort she's providing her young child? Totally”

Emi28 on Jun 4, 2012 at 15:57:38

“Now now, I think the poster has a point. At what point does the breastfeeding become something the mother enjoys (as a bonding form) more than the child needs/wants it. All mothers feel a little sad seeing their child grow up and need them less and less, so it is important, I would think, when attachment parenting to make sure you are monitoring your child's development with a pediatrician and therapist (if needed). Regardless of the benefits of nursing, there is a time when all animals must wean from their mothers. When exactly is that time? When mother is ready? When child is ready?”
From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

From Breasts to Boobs and Back Again

Commented May 14, 2012 at 15:39:27 in Parents

“I was born in a test tube. Please check my bio before associating me with vaginas. Thanks.”

Pantsy on May 15, 2012 at 10:46:44

“i'm glad you totally missed my point. and i dont make a habit of checking peoples profiles, but since you asked me to, i did. but, i have to be your friend to see your bio, so i wouldnt have known it anyway. (unless it is somewhere i'm not aware of, which is possible, since, like i said, i dont go around checking peoples profiles before i comment)”