Edit Preferences
Logout
kenrynne's Comments (45)
View Comments:
Sort:
1 - 25 of 45
Tarmac Delays Limited: Government Imposes 3-Hour Limit
Commented Dec 21, 2009 at 13:15:17 in Business
“Truly we live in an age of wonders!
With toay's ruling,
NOW consumers have the luxury of only three (3) hours of waiting on the tarmac,
and only two (2) hours without food, water, or toilet.
(cue piano, "Leavin on a Jet Plane")
All my bags are scanned / I'm ready to go /
Squeezed in a seat /between large /people I don't know /
Six hours ago had too much coffee / said goodbye,
We've been on the tarmac / the flight's delayed /
Coulda stayed in bed for all the progress I've made /
Shoulda tried a bus - - or Amtrak for my ride /
Don't feed me or water me / in fact you need not toilet me /
Treat me like I never have to go /
Cause I'm sittin on the tarmac /
Three hours and they can turn their back /
O babe / I gotta go.
Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it”
With toay's ruling,
NOW consumers have the luxury of only three (3) hours of waiting on the tarmac,
and only two (2) hours without food, water, or toilet.
(cue piano, "Leavin on a Jet Plane")
All my bags are scanned / I'm ready to go /
Squeezed in a seat /between large /people I don't know /
Six hours ago had too much coffee / said goodbye,
We've been on the tarmac / the flight's delayed /
Coulda stayed in bed for all the progress I've made /
Shoulda tried a bus - - or Amtrak for my ride /
Don't feed me or water me / in fact you need not toilet me /
Treat me like I never have to go /
Cause I'm sittin on the tarmac /
Three hours and they can turn their back /
O babe / I gotta go.
Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it”
How Health Lobbyists Influenced Reform Bill
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 12:18:24 in Politics
“As we "reported" in the Fall at PLANET WASHINGTON
(to the tune of Spoonful of Sugar)
"Just a PAC contribution helps the health reform stay down,
the health reform stay down, health reform stay down,
Just a PAC contribution helps the health reform stay down,
in the most time-honored way."
www.Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it
wicked funny musical political satire”
(to the tune of Spoonful of Sugar)
"Just a PAC contribution helps the health reform stay down,
the health reform stay down, health reform stay down,
Just a PAC contribution helps the health reform stay down,
in the most time-honored way."
www.Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it
wicked funny musical political satire”
cipotffo replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 12:21:54
“pass”
Gates Crowley Beer Summit! Part Deux
Commented Oct 30, 2009 at 10:11:58 in Politics
“We welcome Professor Gates & Policeman Crowley having, as reported, an hour long meet in a Cambridge, MA watering hole. This is further validation of the wisdom of The Nobel Prize Committee's awarding The President a Nobel Peace Prize for engineering a truce in the longest running battle in America - town vs. gown.
As we reported at the time of Beer Summit I:
The Professor, Policeman, and President. Where else can a diverse clientele work out problems over brewskies. Intellectual Frasier Crane, opinionated but good hearted civil servant Cliffie Clavin, celebrity host, Sam Malone. Only 1 missing (Norm!). You may be well known but you're only really famous when...
Barack's - Where Everybody Knows Your Name!
Parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Performed in Cambridge, recorded by PBS
http://for
"Comin home from a long lecture tour /
To find your door is jammed /
And your oh so helpful next door neighbor /
Has decided to call the man/
Wouldn't you like to get away? /
Where everybody knows your name. /
And they're always glad you came. /
You wanna go where people know. /
Our troubles are all the same. /
But you're only "famous" when the Cambridge cops know your name!"
Norm! -er - Rahm!
Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it”
As we reported at the time of Beer Summit I:
The Professor, Policeman, and President. Where else can a diverse clientele work out problems over brewskies. Intellectual Frasier Crane, opinionated but good hearted civil servant Cliffie Clavin, celebrity host, Sam Malone. Only 1 missing (Norm!). You may be well known but you're only really famous when...
Barack's - Where Everybody Knows Your Name!
Parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Performed in Cambridge, recorded by PBS
http://for
"Comin home from a long lecture tour /
To find your door is jammed /
And your oh so helpful next door neighbor /
Has decided to call the man/
Wouldn't you like to get away? /
Where everybody knows your name. /
And they're always glad you came. /
You wanna go where people know. /
Our troubles are all the same. /
But you're only "famous" when the Cambridge cops know your name!"
Norm! -er - Rahm!
Planet Washington
when news breaks, we fix it”
Cavil replied on Oct 30, 2009 at 11:30:31
“See now there's no place for this kinda stuff. you ether h@te the guy or think this is the best thing since white bread(nothing bad intended,if you like make pumpernickel)”
Rep John Larson: Political Fundraising Now "Borders On Insanity"
Commented Oct 15, 2009 at 13:34:20 in Politics
“You must raise $1,300,000 to keep a job that pays $160,000 - and they put you in charge of the Federal budget. Now I get it.”
Analysis: NKorea widens threat, limits US options
Commented May 25, 2009 at 17:29:18 in World
“N Korea...Ir
justsomeguywhocameby replied on May 25, 2009 at 17:48:52
“OMGZ
PIRATES!!!!!”
PIRATES!!!!!”
Obama: North Korea "Recklessly Challenging" World With Nuclear Test
Commented May 25, 2009 at 15:49:19 in Politics
“Time for TEAM AMERICA to swing into action! AMERICA...
AnnHiro replied on May 25, 2009 at 15:51:14
“ha ha That was a funny movie but we had made the kids leave during the bad parts.”
RNC Chair Steele On GOP: "No Reason, None, To Trust Our Word" (VIDEO)
Commented Feb 14, 2009 at 18:26:30 in Politics
“Steele's 15 minutes us running out fast!
Too bad for comedians and Dems..”
Too bad for comedians and Dems..”
mckinley replied on Feb 14, 2009 at 23:10:03
“Don't hold your breath --
GW Bush went on for eight years after his 15 minutes were up...”
GW Bush went on for eight years after his 15 minutes were up...”
Caption This Photo; Vote For Yesterday's Winner!
Commented Feb 09, 2009 at 19:19:28 in Comedy
“Mmm. Rich one. They'll probably blame the dog.”
Eliot Spitzer To Write Column For Slate
Commented Dec 04, 2008 at 09:02:01 in Media
“Slate editor on Spitzer: "He's going to be doing a regular thing."
Really? That's not what we heard. But keep your socks on!
Love Client No. 9.
Love Potion No 9 Parody
He was the Gov’nor of the Empire State,
Valentine’s eve in DC with no date.
So to the Emperor’s Club he had to drop a dime,
Booked a date with Kristin for - Love Client No. 9.
He once crusaded against crime and graft,
But now unzipped, our hero feels a draft.
He prosecuted Staten Island hookers as well
But got himself in trouble in The Mayflower Hotel.
He paid for Kristin to take Amtrak from NYC,
Outsourcing business costing local talent their fee
4,000 bucks or more, for just 2 hours of her time,
Said he was short on cash, Amex is fine
The moral of this sordid tale be known,
On Valentine’s you shouldn't stray from home.
Trouble can happen, when events like this unfurl,
And bring together the two oldest. professions in the world.
Love Client No. 9.
www.Planet
Really? That's not what we heard. But keep your socks on!
Love Client No. 9.
Love Potion No 9 Parody
He was the Gov’nor of the Empire State,
Valentine’s eve in DC with no date.
So to the Emperor’s Club he had to drop a dime,
Booked a date with Kristin for - Love Client No. 9.
He once crusaded against crime and graft,
But now unzipped, our hero feels a draft.
He prosecuted Staten Island hookers as well
But got himself in trouble in The Mayflower Hotel.
He paid for Kristin to take Amtrak from NYC,
Outsourcing business costing local talent their fee
4,000 bucks or more, for just 2 hours of her time,
Said he was short on cash, Amex is fine
The moral of this sordid tale be known,
On Valentine’s you shouldn't stray from home.
Trouble can happen, when events like this unfurl,
And bring together the two oldest. professions in the world.
Love Client No. 9.
www.Planet
Obama's Life With The Secret Service (SLIDESHOW)
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 23:36:13 in Style
“God Bless the Secret Service.
That pic of Sasha makes me think of a Norman Rockwell print from another era of a little girl as cute, as young, but in a segregated America. A preacher shared "a dream" and how sweet it is that this little girl - and all of us - see the dream fulfilled.”
That pic of Sasha makes me think of a Norman Rockwell print from another era of a little girl as cute, as young, but in a segregated America. A preacher shared "a dream" and how sweet it is that this little girl - and all of us - see the dream fulfilled.”
onecorgilover replied on Nov 20, 2008 at 14:28:12
“That girl was Ruby Bridges...
Yalegirl03 replied on Nov 20, 2008 at 09:58:15
“Yes, that is an apt comparison. How lovely is it that now such a picture is not of a little black girl needing protection from racists as she attends school but of a little black girl who needs protection because she is the first daughter?”
Minnesota Recount Begins, Both Coleman And Franken Have Lost Votes
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 23:28:20 in Politics
“Franken AND Coleman Lose Votes As They Recount?
Simple solution: Al, you STOP Counting: let Coleman KEEP counting.
-from the Sarah Palin Playbook”
Simple solution: Al, you STOP Counting: let Coleman KEEP counting.
-from the Sarah Palin Playbook”
Tom Daschle: Health And Human Services Secretary
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 23:24:18 in Politics
“Daschle is a good man - smart and honest - and he knows the subject matter problems and options, he knows the Hill, and the governors who will beat a path to his door for state budget relief for growing Medicaid costs. He's a pragmatic progressive. We need more like him.”
Carolab replied on Nov 19, 2008 at 23:45:52
“Go read the Democratic Underground about Daschle. They don't share your views about him being so "good" and all.”
Hillary Clinton: Secretary of State
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 23:11:28 in Politics
“No Drama Obama? New York's Junior Senator (and spouse) Welcomes You:
"WELCOME BARACK TO BROADWAY"
(Give My Regards To Broadway)
(A Duet, Hill & Bill)
Welcome Barack to Broadway.
You wanted one? You get the pair.
Tell Condi Rice at Foggy Bottom now
That we will soon be there. (We'll be there!)
Whisper of how we're yearning
To mingle with the worldwide throng. (H: Allies? B: Donors!)
Welcome Barack to old Broadway
With luck we won't be stuck here long.
(Bill: Yeah, there's this little white house we have our eye on)
www.Planet
When news breaks, we fix it.”
"WELCOME BARACK TO BROADWAY"
(Give My Regards To Broadway)
(A Duet, Hill & Bill)
Welcome Barack to Broadway.
You wanted one? You get the pair.
Tell Condi Rice at Foggy Bottom now
That we will soon be there. (We'll be there!)
Whisper of how we're yearning
To mingle with the worldwide throng. (H: Allies? B: Donors!)
Welcome Barack to old Broadway
With luck we won't be stuck here long.
(Bill: Yeah, there's this little white house we have our eye on)
www.Planet
When news breaks, we fix it.”
'Wal-Mart Watch' Folding Into Union, Will Focus On Obama Agenda
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 23:01:01 in Politics
“Wal-Mart Parody (Under the Boardwalk)
When I need a shovel or a brand new suit of clothes,
There is one-stop shopping in a place that everybody knows.
I shop at Wal-mart, to buy my teddys, tools, or tires.
At the snack bar with my baby that’s where I’ll be.
I go to Wal-Mart, for shoes and socks,
_____________, for watches and clocks,
_____________, for crackers and cheese,
_____________, for my BVDs,
_____________, Wal-Mart.
When the plant shut down, they moved production overseas,
I got a job in sales, I sell imported clothes and cheap TVs.
I work at Wal-Mart, where I sell cameras and VCRs,
If it ain’t made in China well that’s news to me.
I go to Wal-Mart, to buy a phone,
_____________, for a subprime loan,
_____________, for a new backpack,
_____________, for my Prozac,
_____________, Wal-Mart.
When I fell behind they took my credit cards and house away,
I searched in vain for a decent place for me my dog and wife to stay.
Now I live at Wal-Mart, between the housewares and sporting goods,
Cookin’ breakfast on the Coleman, is where I’ll be.
I live at Wal-Mart, seven twenty-four,
_____________, park right by the door,
_____________, got a photo place,
_____________, I wear a smiley face,
I live at Wal-Mart, Wal-mart!
www.Planet
When I need a shovel or a brand new suit of clothes,
There is one-stop shopping in a place that everybody knows.
I shop at Wal-mart, to buy my teddys, tools, or tires.
At the snack bar with my baby that’s where I’ll be.
I go to Wal-Mart, for shoes and socks,
_____________, for watches and clocks,
_____________, for crackers and cheese,
_____________, for my BVDs,
_____________, Wal-Mart.
When the plant shut down, they moved production overseas,
I got a job in sales, I sell imported clothes and cheap TVs.
I work at Wal-Mart, where I sell cameras and VCRs,
If it ain’t made in China well that’s news to me.
I go to Wal-Mart, to buy a phone,
_____________, for a subprime loan,
_____________, for a new backpack,
_____________, for my Prozac,
_____________, Wal-Mart.
When I fell behind they took my credit cards and house away,
I searched in vain for a decent place for me my dog and wife to stay.
Now I live at Wal-Mart, between the housewares and sporting goods,
Cookin’ breakfast on the Coleman, is where I’ll be.
I live at Wal-Mart, seven twenty-four,
_____________, park right by the door,
_____________, got a photo place,
_____________, I wear a smiley face,
I live at Wal-Mart, Wal-mart!
www.Planet
fedupinfla replied on Nov 20, 2008 at 09:09:18
“Thats funny as hell”
Cheerful Lieberman: I Wasn't Punished At All
Commented Nov 19, 2008 at 22:47:51 in Politics
“"Reunited and it feels so good..."”
Malamati replied on Nov 19, 2008 at 22:57:06
“One of the 10 worst songs anyone ever wasted mylar tape on. Well,worst 20 anyway.”
Saturday Night Live Keith Olberman Skit Planned
Commented Nov 01, 2008 at 00:15:35 in Media
“Keith - the sincerest form o' flattery. Looking forward to thrown script, breaking glass, and lots of baseball references and perhaps a meandering Reaganesque bball story...wi
Stevens Convicted On All Counts
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 17:29:20 in Politics
“There was a report that it was the contractors of Wasilla's International Hall o' Hockey according to Todd, they were the "friends" who helped him build the house. The architect of the Hockey place was a no bid m=winne and son of the local GOP boss. Not very Mav'ricky. [wink!]”
Stevens Convicted On All Counts
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 17:12:14 in Politics
“Last week, maverick Gov. Sarah Palin (R-You Betcha) won a $150,000 wardrobe, house renovations, & free plane rides for the kids!!!
This week, Senator Ted Stevens (R-Bridge to Nowhere), a man of conviction, for lying about taking $250,000 worth of home revovationssize, massage chair, and VIKING GAS GRILLE from
THE ALASKA EDITION OF --- THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
Parody of Our House,
"TED'S HOUSE,
IS A VERY VERY VERY FINE HOUSE,
WITH A GAS GRILLE IN THE YARD
LIFE USED TO BE SO HARD
NOW EV'RYTHING IS EASY CAUSE OF YOU...
NEXT WEEK: LOCKDOWN
Parody of Jailhouse Rock
Goin' to a party in the DC jail,
Republicans are new and they began to wail.
Scooter Libby’s leakin' and began to sing
You should've heard them jump-suit preppies sing.
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock!
Everybody in the W block
Dancin' to the jailhouse rock.
Duke Cunningham is sittin' on a block of stone;
The Duke has fallen far from his golden throne
Come on without Delay, Duke, take off a load.
If you can’t find a partner, grab your antique commode.
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock! Everybody in the W block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock.
Ted Stevens just arrived no worse for wear
He is dreamin bout a bridge to go nowhere
Cheney turned to Rove and he sneared “O rats”
This whole place is full of Democrats!
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock!
Everybody in the W block
Dancin' to the jailhouse rock.”
This week, Senator Ted Stevens (R-Bridge to Nowhere), a man of conviction, for lying about taking $250,000 worth of home revovationssize, massage chair, and VIKING GAS GRILLE from
THE ALASKA EDITION OF --- THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
Parody of Our House,
"TED'S HOUSE,
IS A VERY VERY VERY FINE HOUSE,
WITH A GAS GRILLE IN THE YARD
LIFE USED TO BE SO HARD
NOW EV'RYTHING IS EASY CAUSE OF YOU...
NEXT WEEK: LOCKDOWN
Parody of Jailhouse Rock
Goin' to a party in the DC jail,
Republicans are new and they began to wail.
Scooter Libby’s leakin' and began to sing
You should've heard them jump-suit preppies sing.
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock!
Everybody in the W block
Dancin' to the jailhouse rock.
Duke Cunningham is sittin' on a block of stone;
The Duke has fallen far from his golden throne
Come on without Delay, Duke, take off a load.
If you can’t find a partner, grab your antique commode.
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock! Everybody in the W block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock.
Ted Stevens just arrived no worse for wear
He is dreamin bout a bridge to go nowhere
Cheney turned to Rove and he sneared “O rats”
This whole place is full of Democrats!
Let's rock! Everybody, let's rock!
Everybody in the W block
Dancin' to the jailhouse rock.”
McCain Staffer/Bundler Got Legislative Favor As Lobbyist
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 16:37:30 in Politics
“Recovering Lobbyist. :)”
Stevens Convicted On All Counts
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 16:29:21 in Politics
“After billions of earmarks over decades...
...and absolute power corrupts absolutely
...and absolute power corrupts absolutely
McCain Staffer/Bundler Got Legislative Favor As Lobbyist
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 16:20:05 in Politics
“WHOEVER WINS COMES
THOSE FOR CHANGE,
OR REAL CHANGE
OR CAFFEINE-FREE CHANGE
ONE LIFE FORM INDIGENOUS TO DC WILL REMAIN…
Parody of "The Wanderer"
I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Wherever Members are you know that I'm around
Republicans or Democrats to me they're all the same
I fund 'em I squeeze 'em, they pretend to know my name
They call me a LOBBYIST I’m a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
There's Obey on my left Grassley on my right
Charlie Rangle is the guy whose event I’m at tonight
When he asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt and show FANNIE on my chest
'Cause I'm a lobbyist - yeah - a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
I got a sheepskin from Georgetown I go through life without a care
You’ll never see we wear a frown With my two fists of cash,
and earmarks to spare
I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place events all over town
And when I find myself wondrin what my life’s about
I hop right into my BEEMER, and I haven’t any doubt
Yeah I'm a lobbyist, yeah a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
'Cause I'm a lobbyist, yeah a lobbyist
I roam around around...
Laughter is still the best medicine - until health care reform.
PlanetWash
When news breaks, We fix it.
Mr Rynne is a former Capitol Step & Recovering”
THOSE FOR CHANGE,
OR REAL CHANGE
OR CAFFEINE-FREE CHANGE
ONE LIFE FORM INDIGENOUS TO DC WILL REMAIN…
Parody of "The Wanderer"
I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Wherever Members are you know that I'm around
Republicans or Democrats to me they're all the same
I fund 'em I squeeze 'em, they pretend to know my name
They call me a LOBBYIST I’m a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
There's Obey on my left Grassley on my right
Charlie Rangle is the guy whose event I’m at tonight
When he asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt and show FANNIE on my chest
'Cause I'm a lobbyist - yeah - a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
I got a sheepskin from Georgetown I go through life without a care
You’ll never see we wear a frown With my two fists of cash,
and earmarks to spare
I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place events all over town
And when I find myself wondrin what my life’s about
I hop right into my BEEMER, and I haven’t any doubt
Yeah I'm a lobbyist, yeah a lobbyist
I roam around around around...
'Cause I'm a lobbyist, yeah a lobbyist
I roam around around...
Laughter is still the best medicine - until health care reform.
PlanetWash
When news breaks, We fix it.
Mr Rynne is a former Capitol Step & Recovering”
kenrynne replied on Oct 27, 2008 at 16:37:30
“Recovering Lobbyist. :)”
Obama promises to deliver `unity over division'
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 15:52:59 in Politics
“It's the economy stupid!
Just the facts ma'am: www.barack
Just the facts ma'am: www.barack
Palin: Obama's Tax Plans Could Mean Nightmare Communist State
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 15:50:15 in Politics
“Just the facts, ma'am: www.barack
Palin Clothes Spending Has Dems Salivating, Republicans Disgusted
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 11:16:06 in Politics
“Laughter IS the still best medicine..
NEWS: The RNC paid $150,000.0
In her defense, Gov Palin explained 1. the clothes belong to charity? and 2. back in Wasilla, she and Todd shop at a consignment store called - and I am not making this up - "Out of the Closet."
THE COMEDY FIX
:
Didn't take long for Washington to corrupt the Palins.
(Second Hand Rose Parody)
I"m wearing second hand boots
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even the tanning bed
that's in the parlor
The First Dude bought for
ten cents on the dollar.
Second hand pearls
Im sick of second hand curls
I never get a single think that's new
Even Joe the Plumber
he"s the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me
he's been married before AND BEFORE AND BEFORE!
Everyone knows that I"m just
WASILLA"S Second hand rose
From second avenue!
IN THE SECOND SPOT THAT"S TRUE.
(FOR NOW!) WINK! YOU BETCHA
PlanetWash
When News Breaks - We Fix It!
Have more to say than will fit in a comment? Sign up for HuffPost's OffTheBus project, and join thousands of other HuffPost readers in publishing your original reporting and op-eds on the presidential election.”
NEWS: The RNC paid $150,000.0
In her defense, Gov Palin explained 1. the clothes belong to charity? and 2. back in Wasilla, she and Todd shop at a consignment store called - and I am not making this up - "Out of the Closet."
THE COMEDY FIX
:
Didn't take long for Washington to corrupt the Palins.
(Second Hand Rose Parody)
I"m wearing second hand boots
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even the tanning bed
that's in the parlor
The First Dude bought for
ten cents on the dollar.
Second hand pearls
Im sick of second hand curls
I never get a single think that's new
Even Joe the Plumber
he"s the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me
he's been married before AND BEFORE AND BEFORE!
Everyone knows that I"m just
WASILLA"S Second hand rose
From second avenue!
IN THE SECOND SPOT THAT"S TRUE.
(FOR NOW!) WINK! YOU BETCHA
PlanetWash
When News Breaks - We Fix It!
Have more to say than will fit in a comment? Sign up for HuffPost's OffTheBus project, and join thousands of other HuffPost readers in publishing your original reporting and op-eds on the presidential election.”
Palin Defends RNC Clothing, Discusses Accessories (VIDEO)
Commented Oct 27, 2008 at 11:13:48 in Politics
“Laughter IS the still best medicine..
NEWS: The RNC paid $150,000.0
In her defense, Gov Palin explained 1. the clothes belong to charity? and 2. back in Wasilla, she and Todd shop at a consignment store called - and I am not making this up - "Out of the Closet."
THE COMEDY FIX
:
Didn't take long for Washington to corrupt the Palins.
(Second Hand Rose Parody)
I"m wearing second hand boots
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even the tanning bed
that's in the parlor
The First Dude bought for
ten cents on the dollar.
Second hand pearls
Im sick of second hand curls
I never get a single think that's new
Even Joe the Plumber
he"s the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me
he's been married before AND BEFORE AND BEFORE!
Everyone knows that I"m just
WASILLA"S Second hand rose
From second avenue!
IN THE SECOND SPOT THAT"S TRUE.
(FOR NOW!) WINK! YOU BETCHA
PlanetWash
When News Breaks - We Fix It!
Have more to say than will fit in a comment? Sign up for HuffPost's OffTheBus project, and join thousands of other HuffPost readers in publishing your original reporting and op-eds on the presidential election.”
NEWS: The RNC paid $150,000.0
In her defense, Gov Palin explained 1. the clothes belong to charity? and 2. back in Wasilla, she and Todd shop at a consignment store called - and I am not making this up - "Out of the Closet."
THE COMEDY FIX
:
Didn't take long for Washington to corrupt the Palins.
(Second Hand Rose Parody)
I"m wearing second hand boots
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even the tanning bed
that's in the parlor
The First Dude bought for
ten cents on the dollar.
Second hand pearls
Im sick of second hand curls
I never get a single think that's new
Even Joe the Plumber
he"s the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me
he's been married before AND BEFORE AND BEFORE!
Everyone knows that I"m just
WASILLA"S Second hand rose
From second avenue!
IN THE SECOND SPOT THAT"S TRUE.
(FOR NOW!) WINK! YOU BETCHA
PlanetWash
When News Breaks - We Fix It!
Have more to say than will fit in a comment? Sign up for HuffPost's OffTheBus project, and join thousands of other HuffPost readers in publishing your original reporting and op-eds on the presidential election.”
1 - 25 of 45
