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Tea Party Proponent Threatens To "Do What They Did At Fort Hood" To Michigan Newspaper
Commented Nov 17, 2009 at 17:01:31 in Media
“Lemme guess...
SANTA
becomes
NASTY”
SANTA
becomes
NASTY”
Conservative Group: Time To Purge Muslims From Military (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 09, 2009 at 17:19:55 in Politics
“You get no argument from me on the point that religion has it's name attached to more atrocities than any other concept sprung from the minds of man. But, my point was that religion, as a concept, is amorphous; that it is the followers of religion that wage wars or clothe the naked or whatever action is attributed to belief.
There seems to be a trend by the religious among us to corral atheism/agnosticism into a pen of inverse scientific dogmatism, which I find amusing given that the corollary to scientific proof always seems to be the Bible. Add that to the ignorant/obstinate misunderstanding of "theory" in a scientific context and the whole discussion goes to pot.
But, I stand by my general point. Removing religion from the deck isn't going to happen, and any attempts to do so will further inflame the sense of persecution that is a staple of religiosity in this country. We, as a people, retain the right to follow a path of faith, regardless of how illogical that path may be. The trade off for that freedom is that we (in theory) exist in a society that, while accommodating one's right to believe, is governed from a neutral position. That is where the focus of our efforts should be.”
There seems to be a trend by the religious among us to corral atheism/agnosticism into a pen of inverse scientific dogmatism, which I find amusing given that the corollary to scientific proof always seems to be the Bible. Add that to the ignorant/obstinate misunderstanding of "theory" in a scientific context and the whole discussion goes to pot.
But, I stand by my general point. Removing religion from the deck isn't going to happen, and any attempts to do so will further inflame the sense of persecution that is a staple of religiosity in this country. We, as a people, retain the right to follow a path of faith, regardless of how illogical that path may be. The trade off for that freedom is that we (in theory) exist in a society that, while accommodating one's right to believe, is governed from a neutral position. That is where the focus of our efforts should be.”
Conservative Group: Time To Purge Muslims From Military (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 09, 2009 at 16:04:26 in Politics
“Ah, religion...
These words, from a devout agnostic, go to my atheist fellows here as they do to my atheist husband at home.
The solution is not to rid the world of religion. Religion has neither started wars nor fed the hungry. It is by the hand of mammon that religion takes it's shape, good or bad. It is through the voices of believers that God is personified, and as it seems that God inevitably holds the same values and prejudices as they who speak for him, one is naturally left wanting for doctrine free from the taint of it's adherents.
But, eradication is neither a wise nor achievable solution. The only way to go about this is to diminish the influence religion has on what should rightly be a secular society. The issue of fundamentalist infiltration in the military or tax exempt status for churches that engage in politicized activity can't be seen as a failure of religion. It is a failure on the part of our system of governance that allows religiosity to unduly sway public policy.
While I would be pleasantly surprised if religion fizzled into oblivion, I do not perceive it to be necessarily problematic in and of itself, but more the methodology by which existing evils are carried forth.”
These words, from a devout agnostic, go to my atheist fellows here as they do to my atheist husband at home.
The solution is not to rid the world of religion. Religion has neither started wars nor fed the hungry. It is by the hand of mammon that religion takes it's shape, good or bad. It is through the voices of believers that God is personified, and as it seems that God inevitably holds the same values and prejudices as they who speak for him, one is naturally left wanting for doctrine free from the taint of it's adherents.
But, eradication is neither a wise nor achievable solution. The only way to go about this is to diminish the influence religion has on what should rightly be a secular society. The issue of fundamentalist infiltration in the military or tax exempt status for churches that engage in politicized activity can't be seen as a failure of religion. It is a failure on the part of our system of governance that allows religiosity to unduly sway public policy.
While I would be pleasantly surprised if religion fizzled into oblivion, I do not perceive it to be necessarily problematic in and of itself, but more the methodology by which existing evils are carried forth.”
TylerSutherland replied on Nov 09, 2009 at 16:31:33
“"Religion has neither started wars" Liar. The Thirty Years War, the Witch Trials, the French Wars of Religion, the Anxiety Period of Religion for Europe, lasting for several hundred years, as well as the wars between 'Catholicism and Islam', i.e. the Holy League and the Ottoman Empire, and so on.
"But, eradication is neither a wise nor achievable solution." It is wise, and achievable. For one, the parallel opposite of Religion is Science. It's easy to do, really: stop lying about everything, take 'In God We Trust' out of the pledge and coinage, and start employing more scientific methods of thinking, including the re-emphasis of Darwin's teachings/findings on Evolution, as well as theories submitted by other top thinkers, such as Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking. Besides, we don't need religion. Desperate people needing an excuse, they need religion alright. "God told me!" "God wanted this!" Blah, blah, blah. You never see an atheist saying "Atheism told me!" because it's really impossible, because Atheism isn't a dogmatic belief, it's a reality backed up by facts, while religion has old books written who knows or cares how long ago, with nothing but fairy tales inside encouraging slavery, sod omy and inc est.
Meanwhile, science encourages rational thought and natural fact, that we are all REALLY born equal, that it can be proven as well, and that no one is really superior or inferior, it's just that you get one more mutation then another.”
"But, eradication is neither a wise nor achievable solution." It is wise, and achievable. For one, the parallel opposite of Religion is Science. It's easy to do, really: stop lying about everything, take 'In God We Trust' out of the pledge and coinage, and start employing more scientific methods of thinking, including the re-emphasis of Darwin's teachings/findings on Evolution, as well as theories submitted by other top thinkers, such as Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking. Besides, we don't need religion. Desperate people needing an excuse, they need religion alright. "God told me!" "God wanted this!" Blah, blah, blah. You never see an atheist saying "Atheism told me!" because it's really impossible, because Atheism isn't a dogmatic belief, it's a reality backed up by facts, while religion has old books written who knows or cares how long ago, with nothing but fairy tales inside encouraging slavery, sod omy and inc est.
Meanwhile, science encourages rational thought and natural fact, that we are all REALLY born equal, that it can be proven as well, and that no one is really superior or inferior, it's just that you get one more mutation then another.”
hollybork replied on Nov 09, 2009 at 16:22:48
“Geez. Well said. Thanks.”
Afghan War Vets Patrol Halls Of Congress To Stop Troop Escalation
Commented Nov 04, 2009 at 08:16:40 in Politics
“Please visit the website www.veteransforpeace.org and click the Join/Donate link below the banner. You can join as a veteran or associate member or offer your financial assistance.
There are also many products available for purchase in the store, so take a look!”
There are also many products available for purchase in the store, so take a look!”
Lieberman's Conn. Colleagues: He's Out Of Touch With Constituents On Public Plan
Commented Oct 30, 2009 at 20:03:37 in Politics
“Nope, he will be up again in 2012...unless we find a Lieberman sized rail to run him out on.”
Oklahoma Abortion Law: Details To Be Publicly Posted Online
Commented Oct 08, 2009 at 12:45:52 in Politics
“Okay, the issues with this post and subsequent comments are twofold:
1. I live down the street from a PP clinic in a big city, but I grew up in a small town. Every single day I drive by protesters outside the clinic gates. Now, if one was to accept that the vast majority of PP visits are for basic health services, then with this information it would be really easy for people in small communities-many of whom know their neighbors-to keep tabs on clients and follow up on who was there for a mammogram and who was there for an abortion.
2. Comparing the collection and publication of this information to similar statistical recordings is bunk. Can anyone tell me the last time you heard of a proctologist getting mowed down outside of their office?”
1. I live down the street from a PP clinic in a big city, but I grew up in a small town. Every single day I drive by protesters outside the clinic gates. Now, if one was to accept that the vast majority of PP visits are for basic health services, then with this information it would be really easy for people in small communities-many of whom know their neighbors-to keep tabs on clients and follow up on who was there for a mammogram and who was there for an abortion.
2. Comparing the collection and publication of this information to similar statistical recordings is bunk. Can anyone tell me the last time you heard of a proctologist getting mowed down outside of their office?”
Phil Gingrey Laughs Off 14,000 Americans Losing Their Health Insurance Every Day (VIDEO)
Commented Sep 18, 2009 at 08:57:18 in Politics
“Ha! Well done.”
On 9/11, Day Of Mourning Becomes Day Of Service
Commented Sep 11, 2009 at 14:42:41 in New York
“A tragedy to be sure. But what saddens me the most eight years on is the absolute failure of the American public to stop and consider why it happened.
I do not mean the government's role in the attacks but rather what would induce people to seethe so violently at the US. The idea that they were simply religious extremists, that they "hated us for our freedoms" is little more than intellectual cowardice. We failed, and still fail, to take a long, hard look at ourselves and question our own responsibility.
Do the lives lost not outweigh the affront to American exceptionalism necessitated by introspection? How can the cries of "never forget" exist in the vacuum created by our refusal to man up to our own failings here?
There is value in tragedy, if you choose to find it. I mourn not just for the lives lost, hearts broken, but for the lost opportunity to remove the plank in our own eye. A true shame.”
I do not mean the government's role in the attacks but rather what would induce people to seethe so violently at the US. The idea that they were simply religious extremists, that they "hated us for our freedoms" is little more than intellectual cowardice. We failed, and still fail, to take a long, hard look at ourselves and question our own responsibility.
Do the lives lost not outweigh the affront to American exceptionalism necessitated by introspection? How can the cries of "never forget" exist in the vacuum created by our refusal to man up to our own failings here?
There is value in tragedy, if you choose to find it. I mourn not just for the lives lost, hearts broken, but for the lost opportunity to remove the plank in our own eye. A true shame.”
armchairprotester replied on Sep 11, 2009 at 21:24:19
“spot-on!”
WoodyCPM replied on Sep 11, 2009 at 19:36:41
“You are exactly right to ask that question. It's a good one and one I and others have asked. Why is it that people would go to such incredible difficulty and sacrifice of their own lifes in order to strike at the United States? What do they want? Why? What do they perceive the Unite States is responsible for? That idiot junk, "the hate us for our freedoms" is patently absurd.”
foxfan replied on Sep 11, 2009 at 16:34:54
“I agree with HuffPost. This is one of the finest posts I have ever read. Too bad it will probably be forgotten before the sun goes down.”
Blue Cross Blue Shield Execs Profited From Bogus Bonuses
Commented Sep 09, 2009 at 19:59:00 in Business
“Spot on.”
Eligible For Help Under Obama Plan But Still Facing Foreclosure
Commented Sep 08, 2009 at 20:54:47 in Business
“In case you haven't seen this, it's about the greatest summary of our situation with China that I have ever seen.
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/haha_america/”
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/haha_america/”
oldngrumpy replied on Sep 08, 2009 at 22:24:54
“Excellent video for all those "best in the world" nationalists. It's title is deceiving though. I thought it was sad.”
The Rise Of Fed-Up Judges
Commented Sep 05, 2009 at 10:53:30 in Business
“This move by judges to assess bank claims on mortgaged property has very relevant roots in a 1969 case, First National Bank of Montgomery V. Jerome Daly.
http://educationcenter2000.com/legal/credit_river_decision.htm
Essentially, Mr. Daly prevailed in his mortgage proceedings by concluding that the bank had not produced the collateral necessary in the contract. The court upheld the premise that, due to our fractional reserve banking system, the bank did not hold the money that was used as collateral in said contract and had therefore not upheld its obligation, rendering the agreement null and void.
Even though I would be surprised if this argument could work today, foreclosure proceedings can be initiated ONLY by the party that holds the original note. Without that, banks have no legitimate claim to the property.”
http://educationcenter2000.com/legal/credit_river_decision.htm
Essentially, Mr. Daly prevailed in his mortgage proceedings by concluding that the bank had not produced the collateral necessary in the contract. The court upheld the premise that, due to our fractional reserve banking system, the bank did not hold the money that was used as collateral in said contract and had therefore not upheld its obligation, rendering the agreement null and void.
Even though I would be surprised if this argument could work today, foreclosure proceedings can be initiated ONLY by the party that holds the original note. Without that, banks have no legitimate claim to the property.”
Cheney Still Manipulating People -- Now In Public
Commented Aug 31, 2009 at 16:12:05 in Politics
“You know who else thinks that seven years and three months is less than eight?
Al-Qaeda.”
Al-Qaeda.”
Cheney Accuses Obama Of Launching "Intensely Partisan" Torture Investigation
Commented Aug 30, 2009 at 12:01:22 in Politics
“Um, Dick needs to check his math.
"We had a track record now of eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from al Qaeda..."
Since 9/11 happened on your watch, eight months after you took office, how does that equate to eight years of safety?
I encourage everyone to actually read the CIA IG report. It's disgusting.”
"We had a track record now of eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from al Qaeda..."
Since 9/11 happened on your watch, eight months after you took office, how does that equate to eight years of safety?
I encourage everyone to actually read the CIA IG report. It's disgusting.”
Lieberman: Using Reconciliation For Health Care A "Real Mistake"
Commented Aug 23, 2009 at 14:15:09 in Politics
“2012”
New York Times: Democrats Seem Set To Go Alone On A Health Bill
Commented Aug 19, 2009 at 03:48:26 in Politics
“They do, usually to fit their own twisted ideology. Just like every other religion and the holy book they are founded on.”
Ann Kirkpatrick Town Hall Overrun By Protesters
Commented Aug 07, 2009 at 17:39:11 in Politics
“Seconded.”
Plugging Along At 62 With Lots Of Debt, No Job And No Credit
Commented Jul 24, 2009 at 18:29:21 in Business
“In fact, I have spent the last six years of my life in the fields of political organizing and social advocacy non-profit work. I am not whining in any way, but attempting to offer a bit of clarity that seems to be lacking in this thread.
My generation stands at the forefront of something akin to the invention of the printing press, the steam engine...the internet. We have the ability to instantly connect to people around the globe. My hope is that we take the lessons that are being beaten into us at present and utilize the technology in a positive manner.
My grandparents were "the greatest generation," and perpetually lived in the shadows of the hardships that they faced. I truly, truly wish that we take this crisis for what it could be-a lesson.”
My generation stands at the forefront of something akin to the invention of the printing press, the steam engine...the internet. We have the ability to instantly connect to people around the globe. My hope is that we take the lessons that are being beaten into us at present and utilize the technology in a positive manner.
My grandparents were "the greatest generation," and perpetually lived in the shadows of the hardships that they faced. I truly, truly wish that we take this crisis for what it could be-a lesson.”
Plugging Along At 62 With Lots Of Debt, No Job And No Credit
Commented Jul 24, 2009 at 10:34:46 in Business
“In the last year, I have had three (thankfully only) fractured bones that went unattended. I had a tooth that I was going to pull myself until it got so abscessed that I looked like Rocky Dennis...it took two weeks of excruciating pain for me to come up with the $100 to pay for a dentist.
The frustration that you hear from we young is this: we have no real jobs, no insurance and no hope of a life better than our parents. We are pushed to go to college but cannot do so without incurring tens of thousands of dollars in debt. We stand and watch our parents financially destroyed, have no chance of savings or 401(k), no hope of seeing social security, and a very dubious future.
And all the while, we are chastised for selfishness, laziness, a feeling of entitlement...from the very people who instilled in us these values. We want guidance but do not get it. Where do we turn?
Please consider this before you rail against us. We did not create this mess, yet we will spend the rest of our days in its wake.”
The frustration that you hear from we young is this: we have no real jobs, no insurance and no hope of a life better than our parents. We are pushed to go to college but cannot do so without incurring tens of thousands of dollars in debt. We stand and watch our parents financially destroyed, have no chance of savings or 401(k), no hope of seeing social security, and a very dubious future.
And all the while, we are chastised for selfishness, laziness, a feeling of entitlement...from the very people who instilled in us these values. We want guidance but do not get it. Where do we turn?
Please consider this before you rail against us. We did not create this mess, yet we will spend the rest of our days in its wake.”
urweatherman replied on Jul 25, 2009 at 03:02:56
“Here's what you do......find as many jobs as you can (minimum wage or not). Save the money, do not purchase items you don't need ( like cell phones, CD's, etc). Save until you have enough to take some course in medical technology where you get a certificate and get a better job that pays a little more. Continue to save and take additional night classes and advance your education(there will always be a need for employees in the medical field). Practice abstinence so that an unwanted pregnancy does not occur and additional expenses are not created. Once you are established....then you can gradually acquire the material items you wish. Find a decent guy, who respects you and is a hard worker. Marry, then begin your family while planning and sticking to your plan.”
Monkeyfish replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 16:06:40
“Your situation is not that different than the situation Generation X faced in the early 90s. When I graduated from college it was to the worst job market for college grads to date. I'm sure the market now is even worse. My husband and I found jobs. As a chemist, he made $7/hour. I made minimum wage (around $5.50 at that time) plus commission doing a job that didn't require my B.A. with honors.
We had healthcare benefits, or so we thought. It turns out that our daughter's ear infections were not covered due to a pre-existing condition (she had an ear infection 12 months earlier). Every penny we made went to paying her medical bills and our rent. We regularly had only $20/week left over to buy food.
Most of my life I've worked two jobs to make ends meet, even after graduating with my master's degree. Finally, at 41, I have a decent job and am starting to build a small savings account for the first time. My daughter is in college now - paying with scholarships. Adversity can breed compassion and resilience. It made me push my daughters to study hard so they could be competitive in the college market. I'll never forget what it's like to wonder how you will feed your child and pay for medical care. As a result, I'll never be a Republican.”
We had healthcare benefits, or so we thought. It turns out that our daughter's ear infections were not covered due to a pre-existing condition (she had an ear infection 12 months earlier). Every penny we made went to paying her medical bills and our rent. We regularly had only $20/week left over to buy food.
Most of my life I've worked two jobs to make ends meet, even after graduating with my master's degree. Finally, at 41, I have a decent job and am starting to build a small savings account for the first time. My daughter is in college now - paying with scholarships. Adversity can breed compassion and resilience. It made me push my daughters to study hard so they could be competitive in the college market. I'll never forget what it's like to wonder how you will feed your child and pay for medical care. As a result, I'll never be a Republican.”
TardisJockey replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 15:19:06
“And I really can't stand it when every generation that comes along wants to blame the one before them. As part of the Obama generation, I had to listen to that snuff from all the Boomers whining about everyone "over 30."
And you're right. For all the whining they did about how the older generation ruined the world, they didn't do so hot a job themselves, did they? So instead of whining about how you have it worse and it's all your parents fault for ruining you - since you're aware of the problem - get off your duff and do something about it.
You're self-aware enough to know you have the problem and why. So now be self-possessed enough to go out and fix it.”
And you're right. For all the whining they did about how the older generation ruined the world, they didn't do so hot a job themselves, did they? So instead of whining about how you have it worse and it's all your parents fault for ruining you - since you're aware of the problem - get off your duff and do something about it.
You're self-aware enough to know you have the problem and why. So now be self-possessed enough to go out and fix it.”
Wallysmom replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 11:21:29
“You say you have mental illness, yet you speak with the wisdom and clarity of a person far older than your years and without self-pity. My best to you and hope we can all weather the storm of debt, insecurity, and difficult choices. Stay strong.”
INTHESUN replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 10:58:39
“it took you two weeks to come up with 100 bucks.???????
why dont you get a job you only look around 30 ish”
why dont you get a job you only look around 30 ish”
TheBlackCat replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 10:48:12
“It has already really bothers me when the generation before blames the current one. As you said...who the hell do they think RAISED the current generation? THEM.
These people are helicopter parents who attend to their every child's whim, who foister on them the ideals of materialism, greed, and self entitlement, who seek to protect and insulate them in picket little white fence suburbs from every possible danger or offensive image then wonder why we ended up with an entire generation of adult children who don't know how to do anything and who have few values other than rampant consumerism.”
These people are helicopter parents who attend to their every child's whim, who foister on them the ideals of materialism, greed, and self entitlement, who seek to protect and insulate them in picket little white fence suburbs from every possible danger or offensive image then wonder why we ended up with an entire generation of adult children who don't know how to do anything and who have few values other than rampant consumerism.”
TheBlackCat replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 10:43:22
“well said.”
Plugging Along At 62 With Lots Of Debt, No Job And No Credit
Commented Jul 24, 2009 at 10:34:29 in Business
“I take SERIOUS exception to the bashing of young people on this thread. Allow me to offer a bit of perspective on the plight of my generation, while acknowledging the difficulties faced by the older among us.
I was born in 1980 and my loathing of Reagan began at a tender age. At 20 I had a major accident that destroyed me internally and am severely mentally ill-meaning lots of hospital bills due to repeated visits to the psych ward. I am fortunate enough to live by a hospital where I see a resident for care, but they are "re-evaluating" pay fees so that may be out of the question soon. I work part time, as that is all that I can handle without losing my mind, with no benefits. My husband has been unemployed since Jan., and his unemployment runs out next week. I help care for my 79 y/o granny who had a stroke last fall.
We have no credit cards, no phone or internet (live within a free wifi network), no cable. I own my car, have a cheap apt. and pay only food and utilities. We do all that we can and barely make it.
con't...”
I was born in 1980 and my loathing of Reagan began at a tender age. At 20 I had a major accident that destroyed me internally and am severely mentally ill-meaning lots of hospital bills due to repeated visits to the psych ward. I am fortunate enough to live by a hospital where I see a resident for care, but they are "re-evaluating" pay fees so that may be out of the question soon. I work part time, as that is all that I can handle without losing my mind, with no benefits. My husband has been unemployed since Jan., and his unemployment runs out next week. I help care for my 79 y/o granny who had a stroke last fall.
We have no credit cards, no phone or internet (live within a free wifi network), no cable. I own my car, have a cheap apt. and pay only food and utilities. We do all that we can and barely make it.
con't...”
TardisJockey replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 15:32:06
“While I sympathize with your predicament, your situtation isn't anything that lots of others haven't lived through for generation upon generation. It has nothing to do with the older generation; the younger generation; or even Reagan. Unfortunately, it has a lot more to do with bad luck, and I hope it turns around for you.”
Bernie Sanders Demands Democrats Commit To Stopping Health Care Filibuster
Commented Jul 02, 2009 at 14:36:43 in Politics
“I fear that the point Sen. Sanders is making here is being lost. This is not about the ultimate vote for or against the healthcare bill put before the Senate~that's another beast entirely. This is simply about a cloture vote to curtail the impending filibuster.
The final vote will be a point of reckoning, without a doubt. But there should be a fair up or down vote on the issue. I find it infuriating that we have moved to a point that demands a 60 vote threshold to pass legislation. This is merely a parliamentary shell game that ensures that the jellyfish (Reid, Baucus, et. al.) can posture and preen while asserting that they have no power to put a stop to the obstruction.
I have a feeling that this vote could quite possibly seal the fate of many Democrats come the 2010/2012 election cycles.
Here's hoping.”
The final vote will be a point of reckoning, without a doubt. But there should be a fair up or down vote on the issue. I find it infuriating that we have moved to a point that demands a 60 vote threshold to pass legislation. This is merely a parliamentary shell game that ensures that the jellyfish (Reid, Baucus, et. al.) can posture and preen while asserting that they have no power to put a stop to the obstruction.
I have a feeling that this vote could quite possibly seal the fate of many Democrats come the 2010/2012 election cycles.
Here's hoping.”
Real Talk On Mark Sanford (And The Rest Of Your Scritti Politti)
Commented Jun 26, 2009 at 09:15:44 in Politics
“Caston's mother, Rebecca Nichols, insists that she has always known that her son was special and would be influential, but admitted that this victory came as somewhat of a shock.
"Oh, he's my angel...Caston, put that down. We have always known that with his brilliance he would be a...Caston, honey, no...a great success in life. In fact, when he asked us to apply for bailout money and I said 'not until you finish your pizza,' we just HAD to fill out the paperwork so that he wouldn't throw another cat through the plate glass window."”
"Oh, he's my angel...Caston, put that down. We have always known that with his brilliance he would be a...Caston, honey, no...a great success in life. In fact, when he asked us to apply for bailout money and I said 'not until you finish your pizza,' we just HAD to fill out the paperwork so that he wouldn't throw another cat through the plate glass window."”
Real Talk On Mark Sanford (And The Rest Of Your Scritti Politti)
Commented Jun 26, 2009 at 09:05:57 in Politics
“Press adopts "Tantrum" business model; spoiled children everywhere rejoice
In a effort to bolster a dwindling audience and sagging profits, the White House press corps news conglomerates have unveiled their new business strategy: "Hold Our Breath Till We Die And Then You'll Be Sorry."
When asked about the drastic about face, an unnamed Associated Press spokesman said "We have all witnessed the success of this tactic during trips to the mall and it is our opinion that this is the most effective route for us at this time. Additionally, it has been well reported that the primary consumers of print and television media are aging, and we see this as a great way to introduce ourselves to the coveted 2-16 demographic."
When asked about the possibility of this new model alienating the established media consumer, he said "We all know that if the seniors stop breathing, it's not because of a hissy fit."
The response of youngsters to this unexpected victory was one of triumph.
Caston Nichols, age 6, said this of the turn of events, "I said TWO scoops of ice cream! You're so stupid. I hate you Grandma."”
In a effort to bolster a dwindling audience and sagging profits, the White House press corps news conglomerates have unveiled their new business strategy: "Hold Our Breath Till We Die And Then You'll Be Sorry."
When asked about the drastic about face, an unnamed Associated Press spokesman said "We have all witnessed the success of this tactic during trips to the mall and it is our opinion that this is the most effective route for us at this time. Additionally, it has been well reported that the primary consumers of print and television media are aging, and we see this as a great way to introduce ourselves to the coveted 2-16 demographic."
When asked about the possibility of this new model alienating the established media consumer, he said "We all know that if the seniors stop breathing, it's not because of a hissy fit."
The response of youngsters to this unexpected victory was one of triumph.
Caston Nichols, age 6, said this of the turn of events, "I said TWO scoops of ice cream! You're so stupid. I hate you Grandma."”
pikaomega replied on Jun 26, 2009 at 09:15:44
“Caston's mother, Rebecca Nichols, insists that she has always known that her son was special and would be influential, but admitted that this victory came as somewhat of a shock.
"Oh, he's my angel...Caston, put that down. We have always known that with his brilliance he would be a...Caston, honey, no...a great success in life. In fact, when he asked us to apply for bailout money and I said 'not until you finish your pizza,' we just HAD to fill out the paperwork so that he wouldn't throw another cat through the plate glass window."”
"Oh, he's my angel...Caston, put that down. We have always known that with his brilliance he would be a...Caston, honey, no...a great success in life. In fact, when he asked us to apply for bailout money and I said 'not until you finish your pizza,' we just HAD to fill out the paperwork so that he wouldn't throw another cat through the plate glass window."”
Marijuana Legalization: Momentum Building For Broad Debate: AP
Commented Jun 16, 2009 at 16:21:09 in Politics
“No.”
Iran Election Results: Ahmadinejad Declared Winner
Commented Jun 14, 2009 at 07:37:05 in World
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Iran's Presidential Election: Voters Turn Out In Droves
Commented Jun 14, 2009 at 07:35:05 in World
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