savconsulting's Comments (34)

“To all you highly offended complainers who don't think Larry David is funny. Please tell us who makes you laugh. Who are your favorite comedians.”

“It's not hard to understand Jay Leno's success. It runs parallel to the dumbing down of America. He is a terrible interviewer. He made Robin Williams, the greatest comedian of our time look uncomfortable this week. Jay just tries to make his guests laugh. He never asks the appropriate follow-up question that his audience is wanting to ask. His audience are a bunch of his Jaywalking drop-outs who can only shriek. They don't know how to applaud. Letterman is soooooo much better. A true comedian, not only a teleprompter reader of his writers jokes. Watch Letterman slightly glance at his teleprompter then watch Jay. It is like night and day. Jay peers in and reads every word. So amaturish for a 17 year veteran. His success baffles me.”

“I'm single and the future relationship depends on her answer on the first date when I ask EITHER Keith or Bill-o. Last week I had a great 2 hour date then I brought up the question and when she said she watches Fox news I yelled out check PLEASE”

“All you blinded by love romantics pay attention.­..this womans attitude is the PERFECT reason never to get married.
Marriage for the rich is slow motion prostitution and remember the great truism
If it floats, flies or F**ks.....­rent it, don't buy it”

“This is why I think Gregory was a bad choice for Meet the Press. He can't shine Tim's shoes or ask the tough follow-up questions. No way did the press ask Bush the right questions. If they did, the plick wouln't have gotten away with his many, many lies and illegal acts.
No guts Mr G.”

“Let's face it ,Obama is so freaking brilliant, everyone pales by comparison (not a pun). Don Corleone reminded us to "Keep your friends close but keep your enemies even closer". Meeting face to face with leading conservative spokespeople is such a a great way to get to understand each other and look for some areas of agreement or potential cooperation in the future.
Any fool can identify and vilify their enemies, never speak or work out the differences.
I only hope he get to be appreciated for his absolute brilliance.
I haven't stopped smiling since Election Day...Plea­se take it easy and give the guy a chance...H­e is our only real hope for a better future.”

“Paul Bergala had the perfect comment about Sarah. When Bill Maher told him that about 64% of Republicans want her to run in 2012, Paul said he was disappointed. Why, asked Maher, because she is so popular? Paul answered no, I wish it was 100% of the Republicans that are hoping that she runs. Can you imagine a series of debates betweeen Sarah Simple and Obama.
She's dumb and she lies. When she said Katic Couric edited and made the interview look like Sarah couldn't answer simple questions,"But I never saw it"...What­? she knows it was edited but she never saw it.. How could anyone defend not being able to answer the question. What newpapers and magazines do you read on a regular basis?...s­he fumferred and finally said I read all of them.
What an ego. She doesn't know what she doesn't know. Do we need another leader dumber than Bush?”

“His comment is akin to a compulsive lier saying that they never lie.
He is one sick puppy and I'm sorry Reid and Pelosi are so weak. They should have ben impeached.”

“You neighbor is raining down rockets and missles on your home and country. The count is over 3000 this year...tel­l me, what would you do if you were being attacked?
While your home is being attacked, finally you retaliate and you guys are calling for the world to issue sanctions aginst you......h­ow dare you defend yourself?
You gotta be kidding me, that is unless your're simply anti-semitic”

“Just got back fro Australia. They want to know how we as a nation could allow Sarah Palin to run. Wasn't 8 years of Bush enough? They also said they knew the reason why she was selected. They say our country is all about looks and you know they're right. Who are our cultural literacy heroines? Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. They said the way to separate our bimbos from our vice-presidential candidates is to think of the woman one heartbeat from the presidency looking like Rosie O'Donnell with a moustache, with elephant legs, misshapen hairy boobs and really bad breath. Now vote for that HOT mess.”

“Breaking News

Rick Warren just came out for Obama, if you know what I mean. Watch closely, if Rev Rick with his con man, mouth shaping goatee (studies show that most men who have similar goatees are hiding something very personal and are usually con men), places his hand over Obama's on the Bible then the secret is out. Wow, what a great set up. All of Obama's gay and lesbian supporters will cheer their heads off.”

“One of many McCain blunders. Don't mess with the LetterMAN. I wish I knew how many votes Pappy lost because he messed with the wrong guy.
Thank goodness we're going have a brilliant person deal withthe global economic meltdown rather than Johnny Mac who says he has a lot to learn about economics.
Let's get behind him, support him and work hard to make the turnaround happen
Go Obama!!”

“Paul Bergalia, Democratic pundit, was on Bill Mahers show last friday night. When he was reminded that Palin got about 65% of voters who would like her to run for Pres. again he was disappointed. He said "Why not 100 %?"
She reminds me of Howard Cossell...­she has a firm grasp of the obvious. What a self-confident lightweight. She said that she is asking god to let her know which doors may be open for her in the future so she can "plow threw em". I wonder what gods voice sounds like and whether he'll say plow through em. You betcha, ignoramus.”

“Now is the appropriate time for the Obama campaign to impugn Tom Brokaw,(tuesdays debate moderator) and his many years of close friendship with McCain. He calms to be fair and balanced..­.well so does Fox and they lie too. Put him on the defensive, just the way McCain did with Gwen Iffel.. That lying little sh-t claimed he didn't know she was writing a book about black politicians, bull, or even that she's black, bull again. He said on fox "hehe, well life isn't fair"...th­at's the only true thing you've said since the presidential campaign began.
It's Colonel Jessup time McCain....­..... You can't handle the truth.....­. Now crack up in front of everyone.”

“Jay Leno had Dennis Miller on last night. Miller thaought it was a good idea to make McCain president because he was in a prisoner of war camp."He gave us 5 1/2 years the least we can give him is 4yrs back". Pretty dumb reasoning for a clever guy. He also said people relate to foksiness and want to relate to and have a drink with their Pres. / Veep. Huh? Isn't that what people said about Bush? So Leno responded " Who would you rather have do your taxes, a great accountant or the guy who changes oil at the gas station; or my favorite..­.you need a brain operation, you meet the top surgeon who will operate on you and he is professional, humorless and a bit in a hurry. That night you meet a guy in a bar who slaps you on the back and buys you drinks who said he dropped out of Medical school. You tell him about your impending surgery and he says. "Let me do it, I can do brain surgery pretty well." Of course you choose the guy you can have a drink with right? RIGHT?”

“Barbara gave
Elizabeth a great introduction, the floor, no overtalking like the girls usually do and asked her why is sarah palin qualified to be president.­?..and elizabeth answered..­.. why is obama?
Sinners can change, but stupid is forever. Go to Fox noise, read your daily white house advisioy ,so everyone is on the same page, and hope that president obama doesn't force you to change your name to Isvestia or Pravda. You're just propaganda that has effectively snowed millions of dumb americans who believe your fair and balanced B.S.”

“Tucker "outer" Bounds wouldn't know the truth if it reached up and bit him in his ass. He is the foreman of the O.J. jury. No matter what, truth be dammed, man the McSame torpedoes and full speed ahead. If McSame was a carperter, his strategy would be cut , then measure, but since he is a military man , his mantra should be: ready aim fire. But McSames is ready, fire, aim.
Can't wait for Sarah's "Saturday night katy curic" live performance. Open your windows, you'll hear the sounds of millions of americans either laughing or crying their collective eyes out.”

“I hope the rest of the country gets to see enough of Sarah on Katic Couric to vote against mcCain. She is one stupid, scary hockey puck and she doesn't even know how dumb she is, which makes her even dumber.”

“Read it and weep ..Cm'on all you republicans, it's time to rally around McSame and get another person to be V.P How about that bimbo from south carolina from the miss america contest, even she is smarter tha Paien. Hurry before McSame puts sarah into the witness relocation program until the election”

“Sarah, do you believe dinosaurs existed on earth about 6,000 years ago? , why do you believe that your god is the best god, since if you were born 12.000 miles away you probably would believe in Allah? are you able to speak in tongues and why does that happen? Do you believe anybody who hasn't taken Jesus Christ into their life as their personal saviour will go to hell? Do really believe in your heart of hearts that you are capable of being the leader of the free world and commander and chief of the U.S. Why?”

“Does anyone know who to write to at ABC to complain about Sherry and Elizabeth. They are an embarassment to all women no matter what race or political affiliation, Whoppi, Joy and Barbara need comparble intelligence to truly make this show worth watching. Do we really need representatives of the dumbing down of America.
Here's my favorite truism....­.Sinners can change, but stupid is forever. Let's complain maybe we can get the best and brightest . Send us the person to write to.”

“john Mccain = lawrence harvey, the manchurian candidate.­..think about it. The 3 a.m. call to the white house will be from the north vietnamese and will mention the queen of hearts. We're doomed”

“Hey Dobson, what happened? you led a national prayer session to call for bad weather to disrupt the final night of the Democratic Convention. Well God told me he hates you and won't answer any of your future prayers either.. In fact ,check out what he did to your GOP convention with continuous hurricanes. I listened to many residents of New Orleans who said I don't need help, the lord will help me. Well who the f**k brought the Hurricanes? Get a real life you religious wackos! God Bless this”

“Well the so called cat is out of the bag. Here's the scoop; rupert owns the AP. Fournier is a fox /Gop operative. How dumb is that guy? Obama does absolutely the right thing selecting the best, most well rounded, ready to be Pres. available and the AP calls his incredible intelligence cowardly. I thought the AP was objective like the newsreader­s(Cronkite­, Huntley/Br­inkley,Mur­row, etc) of old.
These so called political analyists are really shills for their party. They're the O.J. jury. No matter what Pat Buchanan sees or hears, he turns it into GOP spin. He is Rush & O'reilly in a objective sheep's clothing. Networks, please don't try to be fair and balanced by having party shills as objective observers.”

“The MSM treats Obama like the McSame campaign does. What nerve to say he is falling back on his promise of change. If he chose a youger more inexperienced running mate they would have said that. Biden won't take any crap from the Foxies attack dogs. He'll come up with a slogan that destroyed Guiliani quickly,ie­....a noun a verb and POW.. or start using the references to old and forgetful; slipping, confused, unaware, etc. The MSM also stalked everybody in Politics to find out Obamas choice so they could scoop the story intended for the Obama supporters. First then they blame the Obama campaign for the one of a thousand people that knew who it was for a minor slip up. They were stalking and speculating on for days.”