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Avoiding Jail When Expecting: 5 New Tips (for Women and Men)

Posted: 07/27/2012 6:06 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, in this week in patriarchal personhood, an Arizona attorney asked a Phoenix court to appoint a lawyer to represent the unborn. This is so timely because, having recently updated myself on so many cases involving the surveillance, arrest and imprisonment of women on behalf of eggs, blastocysts, zygotes, fetuses, I wrote a list of 10 Tips for Avoiding Jail While Pregnant. But, after learning about this juicy tidbit of news I was forced to ask, "What about the men? What is going to happen when we start arresting them???"

Of course all women of childbearing ability should be worried, but my point here is that any man who is capable, intentionally or not, of participating in conception should be worried about his own imprisonment, too. We know we are ceding women's rights and allowing corrupt sectarian politicking to ruin our high-falutin ideas about America's exceptional democracy. We are told that this punishment of women has nothing to do with women's rights, that the issue at hand is the compassionate societal protection of the rights of "persons" from the moment of conception.

Well, in that case, we'd better start arresting men willy-nilly (so to speak).

But, first, the rules women can use to be as superhumanly, miraculously magical as possible. Because only after we review these can we adapt them for the guys.

15 RULES FOR AVOIDING JAIL WHILE PREGNANT

  • Please do not allow yourself to get sad or depressed or indulge in any form of existential despair. If you insist on killing yourself, display some self-control and wait until you've given birth.
  • Any illness you may have, cure it immediately. If you need to take medications regularly or have cancer treatments stop.
  • Really, don't get sick at all. Or have problems with serious fetal abnormalities or get into a life threatening situation. We elect people who don't understand pregnancy and propose and pass Let Women Die bills for a reason.
  • To ensure you remain jail free -- quit your job or run out and get a new one if it means that you might be exposed to potentially harmful substances. 'Cause every woman will ignore THAT, right? You might want to check before you get pregnant to see where your local authorities think it is OK for you to go and get a new job.
  • Have a party and invite your local prosecutor so you can learn about his or her religious beliefs. Don't stop there. Ask your pharmacist, medical aids, nurses, doctors, local police officers how they feel about your choices. They probably have some strong personal feelings about what you can or cannot ingest or activities you should and should not indulge in.
  • Embrace yoga techniques that will help you keep your balance since you do not want to trip or fall or otherwise have an accident unless you can prove that it was an accident.
  • Never assume substance abuse is a health issue for either you or your fetus. Instantaneously upon conceiving banish your addictions to a far post of the empire. Even though you may have tried before, your pregnancy gives you superhuman abilities that mortals do not have.
  • Obligate your closest friends to sign an agreement not to save your life in case if you do try to commit suicide so it is legally obvious that you meant to harm yourself.
  • Generally speaking, do not end your pregnancy by any means -- even if legal and certainly not by yourself.
  • Enshroud yourself in bubble wrap whenever you enter a moving vehicle or walk in traffic. That way, if you get into an accident, when your local prosecutor investigates you for attempted murder under the local feticide laws you can demonstrate you had no intent to kill and were not being reckless.
  • Never miscarry. That's a meta-rule. And, if you fear that you are miscarrying, don't seek medical help because the fact is your doctor cannot be trusted to help you, tell you the truth or not contact the police.
  • E nlist a notary and get a letter clarifying that your body is not indeed a synthetic drug lab or another kind of crime scene in waiting and repeat fact whenever possible.
  • See if it is possible to move to a state where the words "protect life" include your life.
  • If you happen to have the misfortune to be exposed to hazardous substances because of work, your environment, an accident or your spouse's work and you face being charged with chemical endangerment just put your distress aside. It's a rule, you can do it!
  • Save your energy and do not worry about how to plan or provide for your family. Certainly, do not think about giving your baby up for adoption or having an abortion. If you do, do not talk about your worries out loud. This is perhaps the most important one since women have been jailed for admitting they thought these thoughts. The shameful mistake you may most easily make is assuming that your body is indeed yours and that decisions you make in the best interest of your family's well-being and your own life are yours to make.

Oh? What do men have to do with adding five rules? Well, I added five, not for men but because of men. Fifteen has a handy acronym: PARTHENOGENESIS. Easy to remember because this is one of the only times that only women count. In this instance, in order for society to prosecute men for fetal harm they have to first violently bludgeon or kill their pregnant counterparts. One of the primary reasons we have feticide laws, before we started using them against women themselves, was "protect women."

The thing is, is that this is complicated. Despite the real dangers of domestic abuse, (which is one of two leading causes of pregnancy related death, the second being suicide) defining life and human person are not a blunt force trauma kinda things. "Bad dad" sperm deliver toxins to great deleterious effect during conception and with long lasting impact after. I know that there is a difference between how gametes affect fetal health and gestation-related behaviours affect fetal health. But at the very least we should be debating those differences as we proceed to target women exclusively for punishment.

What is worse? Imprisoning women for opinion-based junk science and media epidemiology about the effects of crack or imprisoning men for preventable and predictable long-term fetal and child harm due to sperm defects? It feels wrong, viscerally, if an addicted woman uses drugs while eight months pregnant. But, the truth is that the risks of harm are higher when men over 35 knowingly (and with no addiction) procreate. According to Dr. Deborah Frank, associate professor of pediatrics at Boston University School of Medicine, "there are small but identifiable effects of prenatal cocaine-crack exposure on certain newborn outcomes, very similar to those associated with prenatal tobacco exposure. There is less consistent evidence of long term effects up to age six years." On the other hand, when a man is older than 35 it "boosts a child's risk of developing autism spectrum disorder between five to 20-fold." Do you consider this harmful compared to "small" drug-related impacts up to the age of six?

To be perfectly clear, I think that prosecuting men in these ways is an equally horrid idea. First, I like men and we already have shameful and unconscionable rates of incarceration. Second, women are actual human beings and, more importantly are "persons." Rights are not God-given; rights are how we decide to distribute justice. They are morally based principles that define a living individual human person's freedoms in a society. Blastocysts, zygotes, etc., while biological stages of life (we don't treat acorns like oak trees), are not "persons" for social, political, legal, ethical or moral reasons. Eliding these categories in the way that personhood advocates do creates an equivalence where there is none. Third, for these reasons, we should eliminate any ambiguity regarding the false framing of fetal rights against those of women's. Women and their fetuses are inseparable and until that changes gestating potential potential humans do not have separate and conflicting rights.

Our society has to demonstrate a humane concern for fetal life, but that does not mean establishing false premises for competing rights. Roe v. Wade sought to do this. But, what we are seeing now in the fundamentalist Christian movement's personhood movement is a perverse and radical threat to women's recently hard-fought for gains. Every time a personhood amendment's basic tenets are incorporated into prosecutorial, legislative and judicial agendas -- or gain the sworn support of presidential candidates -- we abandon critical thinking and democracy falters. The irony of course is mainly men, who make up the vast majority of our legal, political and judicial system, being all emotional here.

But, if we insist on entertaining this pretense, fair is fair. The whole point of the movement for fetal rights is to eliminate abortion and contraception entirely. These people will chip and chip and chip away at women ad infinitum because they believe that it is their god-given responsibility to tell you what to do. Just remember, when you criminalize abortion in these ways you criminalize all women of childbearing age as a class. However, given our medical technology, men will not long be excluded.

We have known for decades though that children of older fathers face higher risks of fetal abnormalities, a sixfold chance of debilitating austism, dwarfism. (Boy, do we need a national conversation about what we mean by "harm" because it gets eu-genetically ugly when we realize where personhood takes us.) And, yet, I see no men taken into custody or, say, being prosecuted for conception within two years of chemotherapy. In addition, studies have shown that women whose husbands are exposed to toxic substances suffer higher rates of miscarriage - are we going to start arresting these men for not quitting their jobs in certain industries? Women are routinely removed from hazardous workplaces when they are considered of reproductive age.

Why is it so hard for people to accept that women's bodies are their own, (share This Is My Body with anyone who finds that bewildering ), even when they are pregnant? This is just and, actually, the law of the land. We don't live in a culture that is comfortable with women having control over much of anything, especially over their own bodies, and double especially when they are reproducing. We trust men to make life and death decisions not just for themselves, but for everyone at a minimum tune of $645 billions dollars a year. And that's just a slim slide of the decisions-for-everyone pie. Do you think women can be trusted to make decisions too? I suspect that one of the only ways to stop this is to make sure men understand the risk to them as well. For example, this is hilarious, but in the end not funny. Besides, if you've made it this far, consider it a small gift:

What has come to pass is exactly what anti-abortion activists always denied would happen: Namely, that in the anti-abortion crusade to make Roe v. Wade meaningless in practice, women would lose their rights and be criminalized through pregnancy. Their strategy has always been on eliminating abortion and prosecuting abortion providers to achieve it. That strategy is obsolete. Changing medical technology and options that allow women to bypass doctors in terminating unwanted pregnancies clearly mean that doctors cannot be the target of prosecution and women have to be.

As I see it, we have two options where men are concerned.

Option one: Don't worry about the men involved in conception and give up the pretense that personhood-inspired people are compassionate and concerned about protecting and improving life. In this scenario we acknowledge that the ideal of motherhood has virtual nothing to do with the reality of being a mother in a society that sees you as useful bits and pieces. Women need to stop thinking they'll be the exception and get with the program. That's why I'm thinking of investing in handcuff stock. The Ultimate Source of Restraints is as good a place as any if you are interested.

Option two: start arresting men for understanding the risk their sperm poses to developing fetuses and risking or undertaking procreation in spite of that knowledge. This is, in effect, the same as laws regarding faulty design. It is, in the words of Utah's recent attempts to imprison women who miscarry, "reckless" and worthy of penalization. In this case we should indeed have another list which would look like this:

  • From the age of 40 on consider not procreating at all, otherwise you might face jail time for intent to harm a fetus (a certain interpretation of South Dakota's "intent to harm").
  • After you are over 40, and you chose to risk conception by having sex, make sure your condom or other form of contraception is 100 percent effective and that you can prove it. Otherwise, you can be charged with child abuse.
  • In case of high risk, quit your job immediately if you plan to procreate or even anticipate a moment of weakness that might result in pregnancy. Otherwise, you might end up in jail when the woman bearing your child miscarries.
  • Really just stop your addictions if you anticipate having unprotected intercourse or indeed decide to have a child.

Etc., etc., etc. Some of the women's rules are easily adapted.

You can do something by signing the Free Bei Bei Shuai petition, supporting organizations like the National Advocates for Pregnant Women, the Center for Reproductive Rights and staying informed about the implications of benign sounding "personhood" ideas.

Portions of this article originally appeared in VitaminW's 10 Tips for Avoiding Jail When Pregnant

 

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alex61
05:02 PM on 07/28/2012
Since we don't actually know for certain where in the 9 month process of pregnancy we are dealing with an actual human being, the best thing to do is err on the side of safety. That is what civilized cultures do.
How ridiculous is it that some people take the position that the unborn child is not a human being until it passes through the birth canal? I've even heard women say that until the umbilical cord is cut the baby is still nothing more than the mother's property to be disposed of as desired. THAT is cold and cruel!
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invisbl
same as it ever was
09:37 PM on 07/28/2012
"I've even heard women say that until the umbilical cord is cut the baby is still nothing more than the mother's property to be disposed of as desired."

Have you, REALLY? Who do you hang out with? I've never heard one woman speak or write or express that sentiment in any way, even among all my pro-choice friends, family and acquaintances.
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giftsthatpurr
zestful life
09:58 PM on 07/28/2012
I doubt anyone has heard/spoken/written such. Chances are it is just a tale, or more propaganda. I truly wouldn't have believed even the anti-choice types - if they actally read what Ms. has written here, - would want to see women, their families or men go through such horror as the patriarchal forced birthers are setting up in many states, and that is being promoted by the house of reps, but I was wrong. I am so glad women are actually talking to one another about ther experiences, as it helps us when we band together.
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giftsthatpurr
zestful life
10:11 PM on 07/28/2012
Abortion is legal in most countries. In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free -- it's covered by the national health insurance plan.

LONDON -- Abortion rates are higher in countries where the procedure is illegal and nearly half of all abortions worldwide are unsafe, with the vast majority in developing countries, a new study concludes.
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alex61
04:48 PM on 07/28/2012
Criminals don't seem to care when they hurt other peoples' families, but they also don't even think about what theyare doing to their own families when they are convicted and jailed. I've seen women on tv news stories who have been convicted and sentenced cry that their children are going to suffer without their mommies. Well, shouldn't they have considered that before committing crimes?
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brooklyncitizen
Soror quaerens lucem
08:34 PM on 07/28/2012
what article did you read?
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01:38 PM on 07/28/2012
Your comment about "Despite the real dangers of domestic abuse, (which is one of two leading causes of pregnancy related death, the second being suicide..." is a lie. Shame on you.

http://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/MaternalInfantHealth/Pregnancy-relatedMortality.htm

Top causes of pregnancy-related deaths in the US 2006-2007:

Cardiovascular Diseases, 13.5%.
Cardiomyopathy, 12.6%.
Hemorrhage, 11.9%.
Non-Cardiovascular Diseases, 11.8%.
Hypertensive Disorders of Pregnancy, 11.1%.
Infection/Sepsis, 11.1%.
Thrombotic Pulmonary Embolism, 10.9%.
Amniotic Fluid Embolism, 5.6%.
Cerebrovascular Accidents, 5.3%.
Anesthesia Complications, 0.6%.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
04:35 PM on 07/28/2012
Actually, I didn't lie - the article linked to explains my statement and her is a further link to the research study: http://news.georgiahealth.edu/archives/4727 But, interesting that you are using the word "shame" here since that is, of course, the primary tool used to distribute rights to women (for example, rape victims who are shameless should be able to get abortions but women who seek sex of their own accord are shame-ful and should not). First, the data you cite and the report you refer to do not consider being the victim of domestic violence or depression/suicide to be illnesses. Second, we have a deplorable habit in the country of not recording accurate reasons for maternal pregnancy-related deaths.The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention’s National Violent Death Reporting System looked at women who died in the perinatal period and included all causes.

“We found that the mortality rate from homicide and suicide were more common than what we think of as traditional causes of maternal mortality,” said Dr. Christie L. Palladino, an obstetrician-gynecologist and educational researcher at Georgia Health Sciences University. “It’s not what you want to read, but it’s the reality.”

“We’ve been actually making good headway on reducing maternal mortality from traditional obstetric causes of death for several decades now,” said Palladino. “The problem is, when you look at (violence) compared to what we might think of as more traditional causes of death, it’s actually much more common.”
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Michael Morrison
Proud Dad, Engineer, Aspring Geophysicist
08:34 PM on 07/28/2012
I read the attached article, and it is pretty-much just a demographic break-down of 139 homicides and 94 suicides that occurred over five years in 17 states. It never discusses the causes enumerated by Salem1, so I'm not sure how you can use the information provided in the article to compare suicide/homicide to other causes of death.
12:19 PM on 07/28/2012
Should the state of Alaska be investigating what led to Downs syndrome in the Palin case? Were the parents too old? Too much exposure to hazardous materials from the oil industry?
12:06 PM on 07/28/2012
Excellent article! It shows the exact direction that the Anti-Abortion (I refuse to call them pro-life anymore, since women's lives mean nothing to them) Pro-Birth crowd want to take us. I am so glad that I had my child during a time when it was still possible for a Pro-Choice woman to actually make a choice. Mine obviously was to give birth, and I've never regretted it for a second. While I was carrying my child, my best friend and my younger sister both made a different one. Because both were still in school and wanted to finish, they chose to have abortions. Fortunately that was a choice they had and one that I fully supported them in making. Now, young women who make a mistake or who (in my sisters case) had their birth control fail, have fewer and fewer options for themselves. All we will end up with are a lot of under-educated, under-paid welfare "families", instead of the successful, educated women my sister and my friend both became because they chose to not have a child at that time. Both now have beautiful families, loving spouses, and a successful career they enjoy. Choice, its a GOOD thing!
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
02:00 PM on 07/28/2012
I genuinely don't know what people are thinking. I think a huge part of the problem is that we don't have a culture that tells women's stories.
08:14 PM on 07/28/2012
Some things that people are thinking is one that the question of when life begins has never been answered second even the co-founder of NARAL Admits to the fabrication of stories in regarding Roe v. wade. Abortion is big business most who work in the clinics have needed help do to stress by working at such a place. after the baby is taken out of the women the dr has the nurse put the tiny skeletal remains together to make sure nothing is left. Agree or disagree people need to read both views before they take a side. After I did careful research Agree with frances shafer and concluded the US supreme court ruled the unborn as a non persons and ripped the unborn of ever race of all consttututional rights. And now there's a group trying to fight for after birth abortions. I make sure to educate the young girls not to believe the lies.
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alex61
04:50 PM on 07/28/2012
Wow. I would say that the lives of the not yet born mean nothing to pro-abortion people.
More accurate.
10:03 AM on 07/29/2012
Actually, the lives of the not yet born mean a great deal, in my opinion, they mean far more than they do to anti-abortion, because we consider not only bringing those lives into the world, but the quality of the life they will live. If they are born into poverty, or to a woman who doesn't want them, or they are born with an illness or the mother dies by giving birth, what kind of life will they have? And don't spout adoption as an option, most of the unwanted children don't get adopted, especially if they have a medical condition or they are from a minority group. So, they are raised in homes where they cant thrive, thus creating a new generation of people unable to succeed in life. Abortion is a choice, and it is one that should consider all aspects of life, both child and mother, so that women can make a decision that will allow them and the fetus the best future possible.
09:14 AM on 07/28/2012
Thank you for this article. I am e-mailing this to my daughter. She has no idea what women put up with in the past and no idea how fast we are slipping backwards. Thank you again.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
12:20 PM on 07/28/2012
A few years ago Gail Collins wrote a piece called "What Every Girl Should Know" and it was terrific. I would just amend to "What Every Girl and Boy Should Know"...about complexity, privacy, etc. TY for reading and commenting.
10:39 AM on 07/29/2012
Thank you !
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pattio66
Here's your hat, what's your hurry?
09:03 AM on 07/28/2012
Ms. Chemaly, you're my favorite essayist. Thanks!
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
12:22 PM on 07/28/2012
That is so kind of you to take the time to say. Especially on this subject, which inevitably elicits a very wide range of opinion :). Thank you for letting me know as it makes a big difference.
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BuckCarson
Life outside the ObamaSphere
06:54 AM on 07/28/2012
With the Obama administration, and its evolution toward a banana republic, all of my family fear government persecution.

The way I am going to deal with it is to vote Republican.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
10:39 AM on 07/28/2012
"Banana republic" offenses aside, you really hit the nail on the head with this. You believe in privacy it seems, but understand it, it seems as a family right. I, on the other had, see it as an individual's. Traditionally, in this context "family" means traditional, male head of household family. Women have been ill-served in terms of their rights in this model. Which is why I find the actual serious consideration of fetal harm and the impact of genetically transported harm interesting.
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BuckCarson
Life outside the ObamaSphere
12:49 PM on 07/28/2012
Soraya - While I do not have a view on when an individual becomes an individual - your article has provided me a means to understanding your fear, from where your position emanates. And, indeed, our fears have much in common.

That's a remarkable accomplishment. My position on this issue indeed resided on the inside of rhetoric.

From such honesty on both sides is progress made. So thank you for a wonderful essay.
12:04 PM on 07/28/2012
As an American living in a Banana Republic for 25 yrs, wild horses could not drag me back to the US unless it did digress (not evolve) into a Banana Republic, life is simpler here. I do not understand how you think Obama and Democrats will persecute you and your family. Explain yourself.

Good article Soraya, bit long winded but enjoyable read.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
01:32 PM on 07/28/2012
Yes, I also talk too much! This "family" versus "government" argument has long ben used to erode abortion rights. Small government, as we have learned repeatedly this year, is not desirable when it comes to women's wombs just when it comes to ceding authority over those wombs to families.
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BuckCarson
Life outside the ObamaSphere
03:18 PM on 07/28/2012
They already are persecuting me. As a scientist turned entrepreneur, the government dance that we must constantly deal with has cost my spirit, risked my marriage and has enslaved me so that retirement will not be possible unless my company skyrockets.

My children see the constant anxiety, verbalize the unfairness, and, consequently do not even respect policemen. How do you reconcile all of this as a parent? Not easy to live a dual life.

Today the USA is a banana republic. The people that pay least are in charge. If they continue to succeed, the banana republic will quickly become tyranny.

My company has an invitation from a south american state to move our headquarters to one of their large cities. Believe you me, if what is here now, is here next year, there is simply no way we will stay.

My ancestors came to America 350 years ago, fought with blood in every war. There was a reason they came here. Now, as their son, I have the very same decision to make that my great-great...... grandfather years ago.

This may sound hard core right to you, but it's not just me. People that work hard innovating are the victims of this government.
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06:44 AM on 07/28/2012
Men are already imprisoned for not paying child support to women for children that do not exist or are not theirs, and "preglimony" is the latest feminist BS to hit the media.

We realize you need to continue the long parade of do what you want to continue the 42,000,000 abortion conga you've grown to know and love, but honestly, we don't care any more.

More men are staying single, and staying solvent. Maybe you'll get your Single Lady Atlantic piece in a few years, who knows.
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invisbl
same as it ever was
12:28 PM on 07/28/2012
"Men are already imprisoned for not paying child support to women for children that do not exist"

what?? where is that legal?

If you believe in personhood at conception, you ought to be 100% in favor of "preglimony." (I mean, I think.. that's the first time I've heard that term, so I'm guessing its meaning)
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01:32 PM on 07/28/2012
http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/editorials/2006/1011mcelroy.html

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/preglimony_would_make_men_financially_responsible_for_pregnancies/

It is hard for privileged women to realize men need some reproductive rights as well. But here in America, the face of feminism is an ugly, cold visage of privilege and contempt.
Morrisfactor
Just a little bent
02:49 PM on 07/28/2012
Many states in the US (and all of Canada) force non-biological fathers to pay child support. If they don't pay, they go to jail.

This happened to my brother here in Washington State twenty five years ago. He had married a single mother. The biological father was mentally ill and did not pay child support. When my brother divorced, he was required to pay child support for the boy, even though the boy was clearly not his.

I know of another, similar story, and the man was not even married, just living with the older women and two kids for three years.

Our wars in the mid east have triggered a lot of this, with women naming soldiers as fathers, and getting the child support - while the soldier is overseas and cannot fight the paternity orders which would prove he was not the father. California is a big player on those types of claims.
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MexiChick67
Que? Que? Queee?
03:12 PM on 07/28/2012
As long as the sun has been rising and setting women have passed off another man's child as their husbands. And men have had children outside of their marriage. Wouldn't it be something if people just took responsibility for themselves and took steps to prevent an unwanted pregnancy? Rubbers are cheaper than 18 years of child support.
06:32 AM on 07/28/2012
My name is Soraya as well, had to read this article. Can some tell these people this is 2012.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
10:40 AM on 07/28/2012
Ha!! Apparently not!
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onwisconsin
Trust women; protect choice.
01:21 AM on 07/28/2012
One of the best articles written on this site in a LONG time.
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Soraya Chemaly
Writer
10:40 AM on 07/28/2012
Thank you for taking the time to read it and for letting me know!
cdianek
An antibiotic-resistant micro-bio
12:21 AM on 07/28/2012
Thank you for this. So terrifyingly true.

One of the S parts of your acronym should be enough to give anyone pause, if they were honestly pro-life instead of just pro-birth: "See if it is possible to move to a state where the words 'protect life' include your life."
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niumarmion
a temporary being
11:13 PM on 07/27/2012
Ms. Chemaly's advice is not valid for immaculate conceptions.
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giftsthatpurr
zestful life
10:35 PM on 07/27/2012
Fantastic satire, but terrifyingy real at the same time. You have put the ugliness of the abortionphobes into a context that should frighten even the staunchest forcede birther.
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Carla van der Meer
in scientia opportunatis
08:49 PM on 07/27/2012
As always, well written, terrifying with just the right hint of humor. One has to wonder what the world is coming to. I'll be sharing this with everyone.