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01/21/2014 01:59 pm ET | Updated Mar 23, 2014

GOP Logic: These 9 New Laws of Reality Explain Everything

I'm so tired of liberals complaining that conservative policies are illogical.

Of course they're illogical.

Wake up, Aristotle, logic is over! Now we have GOP Logic, and it explains everything. Just learn these nine new laws, and all will become clear.

GOP Logic: The 9 New Laws that Explain Everything