Warning: Santa Claus Email Scam

You maybe surprise to receive this message from me. Its contents may sound strange but every word is all true. I am KRISS KRINGEL or THE SANTA CLAUS. Hohoho! I know when you sleeping and when your awakened and my belly shakes like jelly bowl.
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-----Original Message-----
From: The Santa Claus

GREETINGS DEAR FRIEND!

You maybe surprise to receive this message from me. Its contents may sound strange but every word is all true. I am KRISS KRINGEL or THE SANTA CLAUS. Hohoho! I know when you sleeping and when your awakened and my belly shakes like jelly bowl. Your contact was given to me when I checked twice my list of nice naughty people.

Days earlier, my late business associate investor JARED KENDRAKKE was murdered in cold blood by the forces loyal to GENERAL KWYUAN and THE EVIL OPPOSITION TOY SYNDICATE in China. Before the death of my late business associate investor JARED KENDRAKKE's death, he deposited the sum of $35 Million (THIRTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) with a security and finance company here in NORTH POLE. You can visit this website:

(link deleted)

The $35 Million (THIRTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) was earmarked for purchase of new toys for all good boys and girls children to play around the world, like PRINCESS PIERRETTA ENCHANTED EMPOWERMENT DOLL with magic liberation wand, ages six to ten requires six AA batteries for operation. THE EVIL OPPOSITION TOY SYNDICATE make cheap substandard products, threaten to kill my elfs and lively quick reindeer DASHER DANCER PRANCER VIXEN COMET CUPID DONNER BLITZEN RUDOLPH REDNOSE most famous of all.

I seek foreign partner to help me transfer the $35 Million (THIRTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) and relocate my workshop here in NORTH POLE before most wonderful time Christmastime (DECEMBER TWENTYFIVE) to bring toys for all good boys and girls children to play around the world. I ask your cooperation and will prepare necessary document to you as mediation of this transaction so sugar plum fairys dance on your head. Thumpetythumpthump!

I THE SANTA CLAUS am prepared to give you 25% (TWENTYFIVE PERCENT) percent of the total sum of $35 Million (THIRTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) and 10% (TEN PERCENT) percent share of sales from PRINCESS PIERRETTA ENCHANTED EMPOWERMENT DOLL as a reward. I have contacted attorney that direct you to prepare necessary document to rescue winters wonderland.

If your agreement, you must also:

1. You will travel here in NORTH POLE to negotiate transfer of the $35 Million (THIRTYFIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY). Well meet in person and build a snowman named PARSON BROWN.

2. Use most discretion concerning this transaction or you will obtain coal in your stocks.

3. Not crying. Not pouting. Be good for sake of goodness.

I THE SANTA CLAUS promise this is absolutely 100% (ONEHUNDRED PERCENT) percent free risk resolution. All I now need your private phone and fax number, mailing address to communication. Reply for sleigh bells are ringing. Do you listen? Please call my elf HERMEY on his phone line (number deleted) immediately so we proceed and save most haphapiest season Christmastime (DECEMBER TWENTYFIVE) for all good boys and girls children.

Awaiting your response sooner.

Herald angels singing! Goodwill on men!

Regarding,

KRISS KRINGEL or THE SANTA CLAUS

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