Spencer Walker is the author/blogger of COOK TO BANG: The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid and CookToBang.com. He will be teaching a Valentines Day cooking class in NYC February 12th.
Romance isn't dead. It's just been emulsified, spiced, and repurposed into love stew. Valentine's Day is ground zero for expectation and disappointment. Otherwise notable restaurants hustle couples through their limited menus like malnourished cattle. Romantic? Hardly. Why not stay home and cook in the comfort of your home. Create a culinary masterpiece from scratch and prove yourself a keeper. Feel free to linger with that extra bottle of wine and avoid that awkward invitation in. Master the art of gastrosexuality: the intrinsic connection between the food and sex, life's two greatest pleasures. You will never go hungry or horny again. Here are some tips for your culinary seduction arsenal.