I do wish the tabloids would stop calling Tiger's panty models and porn stars, mistresses. It gives the rest of us a bad name. Why do they think they deserve the title mistress? Lord knows, they don't have the qualifications. With horror I can disclose an error one of Cheetah...

Santa baby I must admit that you were a dear last year

But December is here

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby that Cadillac is falling apart, won't start

A gulf stream five would be smart

Santa baby, so hurry down...

I tried marriage and I don't understand the attraction. I hated it. It's such hard work. I had to organize the maids, the chef, assistants, chauffeurs, gardeners. All that staff. Exhausting. What really did it for me was when my husband told me he wanted children. Can you imagine? Ruining...