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Blog Entries by Staar

Bell, Book and Broadwell

(4) Comments | Posted December 3, 2012 | 2:29 PM

It's a triangle of depravity; a mistress, her book and her general. A modern day witch casts a spell on a formerly staid, respected gentleman. It's a scandal that has rocked the country with cries of "breach of security," feigned outrage and mass disappointment. Another fallen hero.

Personally, I'm...

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Sex and the Much Married Girl (A Salute to Zsa Zsa Gabor)

(1) Comments | Posted November 11, 2011 | 5:00 PM

Once upon a time there were three beautiful sisters with little discernible talent and one well-groomed, overly ambitious mother who at one time wanted to be an actress herself. The Mama made a promise to her daughters that they would be "rich, famous and marry kings."

No, we're not talking...

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No Wonder Good Help Is So Hard to Find These Days

(4) Comments | Posted May 18, 2011 | 3:49 PM

We must all sympathize with Maria Shriver. Of all the women the ex-Governor had to knock up (have an affair with, sleep with, those terms don't quite sound right) did he really have to take Maria's maid (nice sound that)?

Does Arnie not know how tres difficile it is these...

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Where Have All the Playboys Gone?

(51) Comments | Posted November 17, 2010 | 5:58 PM

Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen hoopla once again fills the papers; more rumors of prostitutes, drugs, trashed hotel suites, the former friend of former madam Heidi Fleisch. One misinformed reporter referred to Sheen as a "playboy", which got me thinking. Sheen is most definitely a bad boy, but he is...

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Our Founding Fathers

(6) Comments | Posted January 29, 2010 | 5:12 PM

"...all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness..."

Or so says the Declaration of Independence. Should they have added, "and all men transgress equally, be they Republican or Democrat,...

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Whose Transgressions Are Worse, Tiger's or the Women?

(13) Comments | Posted December 16, 2009 | 4:40 PM

I do wish the tabloids would stop calling Tiger's panty models and porn stars, mistresses. It gives the rest of us a bad name. Why do they think they deserve the title mistress? Lord knows, they don't have the qualifications. With horror I can disclose an error one of Cheetah...

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A Naughty Little Parody

(2) Comments | Posted December 20, 2008 | 4:31 PM

Santa baby I must admit that you were a dear last year

But December is here

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby that Cadillac is falling apart, won't start

A gulf stream five would be smart

Santa baby, so hurry down...

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Who Wouldn't Rather Be a Mistress Than a Wife

(30) Comments | Posted November 13, 2008 | 4:03 PM

I tried marriage and I don't understand the attraction. I hated it. It's such hard work. I had to organize the maids, the chef, assistants, chauffeurs, gardeners. All that staff. Exhausting. What really did it for me was when my husband told me he wanted children. Can you imagine? Ruining...

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