Santa baby I must admit that you were a dear last year
But December is here
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby that Cadillac is falling apart, won't start
A gulf stream five would be smart
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Though the yacht was rather chic, now it's really shot
Last week it sprang a leak
Now don't get mad, just hold your breath
Buy me the queen Mary Two
Santa baby that sable's really not in the pink, just think
How I'd look in white mink (at Oprah's)
(with all the other billionaires)
Santa darling, I need some land
So please be my host to most
Of Montecito coast
Santa baby and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, how a bout a lead in a show - Ho Ho
A little series for me
Oh please, at ABC, CBS, NBC . . . or HBO
Bring a nice big Christmas box
But this year, please, no stocks
And please trim my tree this Yule
With one large pear shaped precious jewel
Santa Baby for every little trinket you give, I'll be
So appreciative
Santa baby, and fill up all my stockings with gold
(There's only 4 shopping days left at Tiffany's till Christmas)