Stanley Bing is a columnist for FORTUNE Magazine and may also be read on a daily basis at stanleybing.com

Blog Entries by Fortune's Stanley Bing

Your Country Needs You! Go Shopping!

1 Comments | Posted November 27, 2009 | 12:31 PM (EST)


Pick up those new GPS systems, now on sale at Best Buy, Wal-Mart and other fine stores for under $100!

Don't forget that flat-screen TV that's suddenly within your price range!

Remember to stop by the gigundo superstore to stock up on potato chips, lawn furniture and frozen shrimp!

Swing...

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What Are You Thankful for?

5 Comments | Posted November 23, 2009 | 01:38 PM (EST)


Thanksgiving is upon us. And it's the rare individual among us who doesn't have a lot to be thankful for. As we prepare for Thursday's festivities, I thought it would be nice to ask you what you would put on that list. Personally, here are some of the things that...

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Back off, Santa!

Posted November 20, 2009 | 12:38 PM (EST)


I was riding in a taxi the other day. The driver had the radio on. I don't like to tell drivers who have their radios on to turn them off. First, if it's not too loud, I figure it's their home for 10-12 hours per day and they have the...

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Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud!

Posted November 17, 2009 | 10:52 AM (EST)


It is my understanding that by the time we get to Web 4.0 everything we do will be up in the cloud. All our writing, our spreadsheets, our photos, our videos, all up in the cloud, wherever that is. I guess it will be like heaven. Nobody knows where that...

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Yes, I Found Everything I !@#!$# Wanted!

15 Comments | Posted November 16, 2009 | 12:35 PM (EST)


China is growing triple digits as we politely chug along toward greater mediocrity. Sarah Palin is topping the charts. Winter is coming in. My 401K is still under water. War in the East is widening. Bonuses will hit record highs on Wall Street this year. Do all these things...

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Let's Buy Donald Trump's Jet!

Posted November 11, 2009 | 02:41 PM (EST)


Today it is reported that Donald Trump, clearly not feeling the pinch of the times, is upgrading his mode of travel and putting his old 1968 private jet on the block. A nice tour of the facilities may be found here on this very site.

As jets go, it's pretty...

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Has Warren Gone Off the Rails?

8 Comments | Posted November 5, 2009 | 12:54 PM (EST)


I've been in a good mood all week about the announcement that Warren Buffett was investing $32 billion in Burlington Northern Santa Fe, the nation's 2nd largest railroad. "From my standpoint, it's a lot easier to make a $32 billion investment than 10 $3 billion investments," Mr. Buffett said, and...

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Come To Think of It -- eBay?

3 Comments | Posted November 3, 2009 | 10:32 AM (EST)


Reaction is mixed to the big new eBay advertising campaign, "Come to think of it -- eBay." Of course, reaction to anything is mixed these days. Anybody who does anything worth noting is stuck like a shish kebab by somebody who's got a bone to pick with something or another.

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Help! I Don't Wanna Die!

4 Comments | Posted November 2, 2009 | 10:30 AM (EST)


Those who were enjoying a weekend of high sports drama or familial bliss might have missed another media obituary this past Sunday -- David Carr's persuasive au revoir to business journalism in the New York Times.

Carr cites several "technical reasons underlying the collapse -- and that's what it is...

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Northwest Pilots and the FAA: Snoozing? Cruising?

15 Comments | Posted October 29, 2009 | 12:58 PM (EST)


The Case of the Northwest Pilots keeps getting funnier and funnier. Of course, it wouldn't be one bit amusing if it had happened to me, but as Woody Allen once said, when I get a hangnail, it's tragedy; when you fall down the stairs, it's comedy. Or maybe it wasn't...

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This Is It! The Biggest (Secular) Dead Guy Ever!

2 Comments | Posted October 27, 2009 | 02:32 PM (EST)


Today is This Is It Day in Los Angeles. All the theaters at the swank new multiplex downtown are devoted to the premiere of Michael Jackson's new posthumous movie, a lovely, gift-wrapped sausage made up of everything they could find on the floor after the Grade A beef left the...

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Things That Don't Work: The Universal Remote

3 Comments | Posted October 26, 2009 | 02:18 PM (EST)


I got a Universal Remote. Have any of you ever had one that worked? This one didn't. Doesn't. Won't.

I've had them in the past. But sometimes when you have an object that disappoints you, you try again a few years later. Like, a while back I tried to set...

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Plea$e, Mr. Feinberg! $ay it Ain't $o!

1 Comments | Posted October 22, 2009 | 12:30 PM (EST)


So it's finally coming down. The pay czar has studied the situation. Thought about it. And declared his intention to send a message. Pay for the top 175 executives at the financial institutions that took a bailout are to have their base pay cut by as much as 90%, and...

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Imagine No Foreclosures... (It's Easy If You Try)

7 Comments | Posted October 20, 2009 | 10:52 AM (EST)


All it would take would be a little legislation.

How about this: Let's have a federal bill that states that any bank that took a bailout loan and hasn't paid it back yet isn't permitted to foreclose on anybody's primary residence. In addition, bonuses for senior officers at lending institutions...

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10 Ways You Can Celebrate Boss's Day

16 Comments | Posted October 16, 2009 | 02:39 PM (EST)


  1. Say "Happy Boss's Day" to your boss. Without irony, if possible.
  2. If you have a problem on the job, do not bring it to your boss on this day without also carrying with you an appropriate solution. This will be a nice change for some of you.
  3. If there is...
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BusinessWeek and Bloomberg: Congrats to the Happy Couple!

1 Comments | Posted October 15, 2009 | 10:22 AM (EST)


A few months ago, I had dinner with a friend of mine who's in the magazine business. "Business Week is for sale," I said. "You guys want to buy it?"

"I don't think we need any more liabilities," he replied.

Of course, I knew where he was coming from, and...

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A Happy Day in Businessland!

3 Comments | Posted October 14, 2009 | 10:47 AM (EST)


Fall is just busting out all over. You can hardly stand up safely the good news is just flying around so fast.2009-10-14-pig.bmp

The Dow, for instance, is about to go over 10,000 again. Won't that be nice? Sure....

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The Nobel Prize in Inscrutability (i.e. Economics) Goes to...

1 Comments | Posted October 12, 2009 | 10:56 AM (EST)


News that Americans Elinor Ostrom and Oliver Williamson have won the Nobel Prize for economics sent the already contentious community of social scientists into a predictable tizzy.

Several factors seem to have catapulted the two, who were separately lauded for their respective work, to the top rank of a...

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Thanks, Mr. Banker, for My Overdraft Protection!

33 Comments | Posted October 8, 2009 | 12:57 PM (EST)


You know, I think it's kind of nice how my bank is always thinking of new ways to help me. It's been like that my whole life. When I was a kid, for instance, my dad took me downtown to the First National Bank, which was right next door to...

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Silvio Keeps His Business Cool

1 Comments | Posted October 7, 2009 | 03:23 PM (EST)


2009-10-07-Berlusconi.jpgYou've got to hand it to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. No matter what happens, he brings a thoroughly business mindset to the job of governing Italy. Sex scandals? He eats them for breakfast. Allegations of impropriety? It's all...

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