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Stanley Bing is a columnist for FORTUNE Magazine and may also be read on a daily basis at stanleybing.com

Blog Entries by Fortune's Stanley Bing

Up Your Consumer Confidence!

Posted June 25, 2008 | 02:09 PM (EST)


I've read a bunch this morning about how we're all losing our consumer confidence. It's no wonder. I don't have to tell you the reasons. People have confidence when they have a feeling of stability. When the bedrock under your feet starts to shift, you lose that confidence. Between

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12 Bucks To Link To An AP Story?

16 Comments | Posted June 18, 2008 | 01:02 PM (EST)


News comes that the Associated Press, in one attempt to define the nature of content in the new media, is looking to charge online writers for use of their material -- as little as five words, which would cost $12.50.

That would mean that the link I just provided...

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Life and Death in the Media Business

13 Comments | Posted June 13, 2008 | 10:28 AM (EST)


I go to a lot of meetings with a lot of bullsh**ters. One of the main topics of such people in a host of different businesses is a twofold argument with which they amuse themselves and each other. Here are its two prongs:

-- My business is coming up the...
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Send Us Your Executricks: A Contest For Those Who Seek To Retire While They're Still Working

14 Comments | Posted June 10, 2008 | 10:47 AM (EST)


Today we begin a unique event on this site, which is normally a quiet and dignified place and relatively unused to the clang of swords and the sweat and smoke of organizational politics, let alone the art of self-promotion.

It attends the publication of my new investigation of workplace life,...

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When Ex-Staffers Rat You Out

26 Comments | Posted June 4, 2008 | 12:55 PM (EST)


Two events in the media happened recently that gave me, as a manager of other people, a cold shudder down the back of what's left of my spine.

The first was the publication of Scott McClellan's book What Happened. You can argue all day about whether Mr. McClellan was a)...

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Economists' Expert Opinion: An Oxymoron?

Posted May 27, 2008 | 03:25 PM (EST)


It is possible that the problem with the world right now, or at least one of the problems with the world, which seems to have its fair share at this point, is that people are required to give their opinions on matters that are relatively obscure, and then, due to...

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The Other Hot Election News this Year...

Posted May 23, 2008 | 12:12 PM (EST)


Boulevardiers and professional business diners throughout the New York City area have been chattering this week about a recent piece in the New York Times that announced, once and for all, who had been elected the Mayor of Michael's. That throne went to Joe Armstrong, formerly of ABC and now...

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You Read it Here First! $1000-a-Barrel Crude!

Posted May 21, 2008 | 01:54 PM (EST)


I don't know why everybody is pussyfooting around about this. I think it's safe to say that, with oil blasting up to $200-a-barrel sometime soon, another inexorable millstone suddenly sails into view. I want to be the first to say it. Remember where you read it first.

To hell with...

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What Wall Street Wants From You

Posted May 19, 2008 | 12:52 PM (EST)


To those unsophisticated in the business arts, the behavior of Wall Street and its analysts may seem arbitrary, based on emotion, greed, self-aggrandizement and a narrow understanding of the true interests of organizations and the customers they serve. It takes deep study to perceive otherwise, in fact. Just this morning,...

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Stupid People of 2008 #241: "Postcard" Malware Hoaxers

Posted May 12, 2008 | 12:37 PM (EST)


I understand the purveyors of malware, sort of, the same way I get why people spraypaint walls or put chewing gum where people can step on it. At their most virulent, I suppose the digital vandals aren't that far from the anarchists who placed bombs in train stations, ostensibly as...

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Ten Things I Like About Leopard

Posted May 6, 2008 | 06:03 PM (EST)


1. I like reading all the articles in the normally sycophantic Apple (AAPL) magazines promising to fix the 10 Things You Hate About Leopard.

2. I like to think about the meetings they had at Apple, in which the Development people fought with the Marketing people over whether the product...

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Tell Me More About Your Crazy Bosses

Posted May 2, 2008 | 03:12 PM (EST)


In about a month, my new book will be published. It's called Executricks: or How To Retire While You're Still Working. Compact, entertaining and wise, the book will teach you how to live like an executive even if you aren't one, cleanly, legitimately, creating while you are still in mid-career...

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Unintended Consequences of the All-Day Meeting

Posted May 1, 2008 | 02:28 PM (EST)


As some of you might have been able to tell, yesterday's blog was not a random exercise. It was written in the near dark just after dawn, as I looked forward to a day that was to include a meeting that began with breakfast and ended well after lunch. The...

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12 Things To Do At An All-Day Meeting

Posted April 30, 2008 | 02:30 PM (EST)


1. Sit.

2. Check your BlackBerry, but never when someone superior to you in the pecking order is speaking.

3. Draw on the pad provided on the corporation for your take-away.

4. Go to the bathroom, but never while someone on a higher branch of the corporate tree is tossing...

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Breaking News! There Is No Breaking News Today!

Posted April 29, 2008 | 12:24 PM (EST)


NEW YORK, April 29, 2008: Observers of the business scene were aghast today, when it appeared there was in fact no breaking news to fill the pipeline. "There's news," said one analyst who declined to be named because he was unauthorized to speak by his senior management, which is now...

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The 8 Proper Properties Of Business Booze

Posted April 25, 2008 | 01:41 PM (EST)


We're all drinking a lot less for business reasons now, because... well, I don't really know why. We just are. You go to lunch and a proud phalanx of sparkling water bottles festoons the room, and everybody is munching on salads like giraffes. This is sad for two reasons. First,...

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The Soros Solution

Posted April 24, 2008 | 02:53 PM (EST)


As any reader of this space may be able to tell by now, I'm a big fan of bailouts. Some believe that the markets should go through the pain of what they have wrought on themselves in order to come out the other side cleaner, stronger, faster. Not me. If...

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Rudeness Is As Rudeness Does

Posted April 23, 2008 | 04:07 PM (EST)


Have you ever noticed that the rudest people are often the most touchy about any slight to THEM?

This is an executive trait, of course. People who feel particularly comfortable yelling at others, but whose feelings are incredibly sensitive to any kind of slight. I once knew a guy who...

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10 Things I'm Worried About

Posted April 22, 2008 | 01:43 PM (EST)


I woke up yesterday morning and found myself paralyzed. I lay in bed and couldn't move. I didn't even know what I was worried about, I was so worried. Eventually, I got myself up, shaved with trembling hands, and made my way to the office. I got to my desk...

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Calling OSHA

Posted April 18, 2008 | 01:23 PM (EST)


Just a short note today because I'm a little worried about myself. I wonder if you guys out there can figure out this phalanx of symptoms:

* Overall tightness in my neck and upper back;
* Achy elbows, particularly my right one;
* Pain that radiates from...

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