Bing Does Oscar

It was a rollicking good time last night for Stanley Bing as he once again celebrated Oscar night in his traditional fashion.

Bing began the evening by not attending the Vanity Fair Oscar shindig for the 15th straight year. "I'm sure if I were invited," said Bing, "I would be tempted to make an appearance, which would throw the rest of my evening off." Bing expressed surprise that event had in fact been cancelled this year. "I had no idea my absence would be so devastating," he added...

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