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Dad Shoots Daughter's Laptop, Misses an Opportunity

Posted: 02/14/2012 1:27 pm

Tommy Jordan, the mad dad who shot his daughter's laptop, is right up there with Charlie who bit his brother's finger. They're both YouTube sensations and they both share an infantile sense of pleasure in biting back. Only thing is, Tommy's the adult here or, at least, should be.

I have to admit to having had a mild sense of pleasure watching the video the first time around. After all, I am the father of a teenage daughter and feel Tommy's pain. Who hasn't felt the urge to blast the damn computer to kingdom come when coming across an inane or offensive post from one's offspring? What a grand gesture it would be to flush a phone down the toilet or set fire to an iPod Touch for being the device that sucked one's child down a time-wasting (adolescence-wasting?) black hole. Oh, the joy of ripping the router out of the wall and hurling it out the window into oncoming traffic!

But here's the thing: Mr. Jordan actually acted on his impulse and turned a teachable moment -- one that should have been behind closed doors and face-to-face with his daughter -- into a premeditated exhibition of force, petulance and destruction of property.

What exactly did he teach Hannah? That he can "kill" her computer in cold blood, record his actions and then post them on her wall (not his) and therefore get some kind of parental revenge.

He taught her that instead of controlling his destructive urges, that it is perfectly OK to take out your feelings on someone else's possession using lethal force. He gave her a perfectly clear example of how to retaliate and to settle a score -- just like in the movies.

And now we're seeing parents praising brave Jordan for taking it to the teens. No doubt we'll see copycat videos popping up on YouTube with dads (and moms) trying to outdo the dude with the ten gallon hat and the defiant cigarette in his hand. Perhaps there's a reality TV show offer in the cards.

But let's consider another way. For other would-be Jordans out there, start by sitting down and talking with your kids. It is the simplest, yet sometimes most difficult thing a parent can do. Keep the connection with your teen, no matter how hard or how egregious the provocation. Talk things over calmly and put out the facts without resorting to anger or judgment. Hear her side of the story. Then move on to a sanction or consequence that is reasonable and related to the issue at hand. Ask if she has any questions. If she offends again, repeat until she leaves home.

Kids need boundaries and kids need to see their parents acting reasonably and responsibly when under pressure. How else are they going to learn this vital life lesson? Staying calm and dispassionate is a tough thing to do, but as Dr. Mike Bradley, author of Yes Your Teen is Crazy!, would say, if you lose it, they won't get it.

So keep your guns locked up. Better still, hand them in. I've yet to read a parenting book that recommends unloading your .45 to resolve an issue with your recalcitrant teen. And while you're at it, quit smoking. Your kids will appreciate you being around to enjoy the grandchildren.

 

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Tommy Jordan, the mad dad who shot his daughter's laptop, is right up there with Charlie who bit his brother's finger. They're both YouTube sensations and they both share an infantile sense of pleasu...
Tommy Jordan, the mad dad who shot his daughter's laptop, is right up there with Charlie who bit his brother's finger. They're both YouTube sensations and they both share an infantile sense of pleasu...
 
 
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gloriaswanson43
Ask and you will get more info.
04:50 PM on 02/24/2012
So, you're kid posts something at minimum incredibly stupid and you blame and shoot the laptop? I guess it's good you didn't shoot the kid. (droll wit) The stupid words came from your kid, not from the inanimate object. Correct the kid. And take the laptop, phone and many other privileges (not rights, remember you do have control here) away for a stated time. Oh, and make sure that you aren't the one inadvertently teaching this to your kid. (kids are actually the greatest mimics of your own behavior)
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Njeanous
08:01 PM on 02/23/2012
They say the punishment should fit the crime. He could have grounded her if she had been coming late or withheld her lunch money if she had been using it to buy liquor, but shooting the instrument she used to insult her parents, I think was absolutely appropriate. Using a gun or a hatchet is debatable, but the act is inspiring, in fact some of those little darlings who use the internet not only to rag on their parents but bully and slander their peers should take note. I bought it and I can take it away “Cozby."
11:36 AM on 02/23/2012
Deadly force was used? Where? Who died? Yet another progressive journalist writes with his feelings and gets it all wrong.

I am sure he talked to his daughter many times. It seems as if he might have tried alternate solutions as he had grounded her before resorting to this. She betrayed the family by airing family business for all to see. I think that might be what angered him so, I cant say I blame him. Shooting the laptop was just a very loud and clear way of communicating with a teen aged girl. They often have trouble listening, but I will bet my condo that she took notice of that. What self important, disrespectful brat fails to notice 9 bullet holes in her laptop?

This dad is a hero. Yeah he offended progressive parents by assuming that adults can be authorities over children. Yeah he offended progressive America by firing a gun. He runs his household his way, in fact his household is probably alot better than most American households. The parents get to be in charge and broadcasting disrespect toward ones family for all to see is seen as an ultimate gross disrespect. Progressives are welcome to allow their kids to do as they please, they are welcome to put the kids in charge of the household. They are not welcome to chime in on the parenting methods of their betters.
08:25 AM on 02/17/2012
I'm sure the father has had many, many, many sit downs with his daughter for "talks" and "teachable moments" - hence his disappointment and frustration at her repeated behavior. Some kids just don't learn. However, I'm willing to bet she NOW understands his message loud and clear.
09:01 AM on 02/23/2012
I agree, as parents you get frustrated at all you try to provide your children, all the things you try to teach them and time after time they ignore, disobey and then have the nerve to be unappreciative. His patience ran out and so many of us parents can relate. He didn't do anything wrong. She did!
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Bad Cat
Last time the GOP cared about me I was a fetus
07:47 AM on 02/17/2012
I just don't get this. Maybe because I dont think a father should use a gun to prove a point.
A temper tatrum is ugly no matter who is throwing it...
11:59 AM on 02/23/2012
There it is. The emotional reaction to the sight of a gun. If he run it over you would have been less offended, but a gun was used and gets a highly emotional response from most Americans.

In not so progressive households parents are authorities. What they say goes, there is no need for a democratic vote or a debate. Children can just assume that mom and dad are right. This girl didnt get it, she had an oppositional condition that made her incapable of hearing her father when he spoke. He cured that condition by shooting her laptop.

What she did was gross disrespect. She not only tried to reverse her role in the household, she broadcasted her disrespect and family business to the whole planet. DISGUSTING!

Your kids can be in charge of your households without offending us, our guns will only be a problem for you when we catch them in our households in the middle of the night. Beyond their behaviors outside of your homes we leave you to raise them (or fail to raise them) however you wish. The same is expected of you, keep your eyes on your own household.
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Bad Cat
Last time the GOP cared about me I was a fetus
03:40 PM on 02/23/2012
Oh really, you know who is in charge in my household. Maybe I dont need to use a gun to get my child's attention. Maybe my children and I have respect for each other.
It was not my kid posting that garbage on facebook.!!!!! And I dont even own a gun!!!
05:45 PM on 02/16/2012
It's funny, all the people posting on here about how rude and lazy teenagers are. And while I whole heartedly agree that what this girl did was bratty, selfish, ridiculous, etc. Judging by the reaction of her father, gee I wonder where she gets it? I am all for kids/teens learning about responsibility and work ethic but maybe the best way to teach them that is not to have a very public and bratty melt down. This man is acting just as immature as his daughter. He is in no way setting the kind of example she can learn from.
12:46 PM on 02/16/2012
Hand in his gun and while he's at it, quit smoking?

Are you his parent now?
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DelKat
Blue collar genes
01:48 PM on 02/16/2012
He does seem to need one.
07:56 PM on 02/16/2012
Why? Because you don't agree with how he handled the situation, the fact he owns a gun, and smokes?

I do believe the man is over the age of 18 and well within his legal right to discipline his child in the manner chosen, own a gun, and smoke if he wants.
12:10 PM on 02/23/2012
Says who? Who put you in charge of the lives and habits of others? This is another mans household, he can chain smoke filterless Camels and target practice with a belt fed light machine gun in his back yard if he wants to. If you dont want to live that way fine, just keep your nose in your own business.

Progressives like you often wonder why others seem to hate you so much. You all assume that we all must have just seen something untrue about you on FOX news. It never dawns on you that your own statements and assumption of authority to micro manage the lives of others might be why.

Imagine a neighbor who spends all 24 hours of every day peeping in on your household. Imagine the same obnoxious busy body telling you what you can and cant buy and what you do or do not need. The busy body devotes it obnoxious life to weighing in on every private aspect of the lives of others. If you could step outside of yourselves and see the world through the eyes of those you micro manage you would understand why so many people hate progressives.
12:42 PM on 02/16/2012
I disrespectfully disagree. He used a tool (a gun) to disable the functionality of another tool (the laptop), both of which he legally owned. The video was a planned out message with dramatic flare.
There's was no rage or revenge involved. He was disappointed and wanted the event to have an impact on his daughter. Have you even read his website, plainly showing his daughter's reactions, etc? Who are you to tell someone to quit their (legal) smoking habits and hand in their (legally owned) guns?

So, to the author I ask, who died and made you the moral police? Who ever it was must've left a large stick in close perimeter to a certain orifice not equivalent to your self-righteous mouth.

If all parenting books are written by people such as yourself, it's truly no wonder human society has the issues it does.
09:37 AM on 02/16/2012
I dont understand all these comments - "at least he took it out on the laptop and not her...." Should he be rewarded for NOT shooting his daughter?
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DelKat
Blue collar genes
01:46 PM on 02/16/2012
Good point.
08:13 AM on 02/16/2012
Look, you can talk until you are blue in the face. His actions made a memorable statement....like a quick swat to a toddler. When she takes that whiney, entitled attitude into the work world do you think someone is going to coddle her...no she will have the hasty response of being fired by a boss who is as fed up and pissed off as her father. There is your life lession.
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Andy Harris
Comedian in Los Angeles
03:42 AM on 02/16/2012
He called "tech support."

Here's the audio...

http://thecomedycouple.com/2012/02/16/guy-who-shot-his-daughters-laptop-calls-tech-support/
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DelKat
Blue collar genes
01:50 PM on 02/16/2012
I wondered why an "IT Guy" needed 6 hours to upgrade software.
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savory1
Midwest Soccer Mom
02:11 AM on 02/16/2012
Sometimes, you can't talk. Teens are great at not listening. Wish I could kill the computer sometimes!
12:02 AM on 02/16/2012
It's awful how many spoiled children there are in our world. I have managed many teenagers in a work environment. They are lazy and rude. I can't even tell you how many times I herd " that's not my job it's hers". It's terrifying that these teens will soon run our country.
08:55 PM on 02/15/2012
Interesting enough, he received many letters from police squads and detective squads from aroung the country, thanking him.
07:39 PM on 02/15/2012
Being a parent doesn't mean you are no longer a human being. His feelings were hurt by his daughter. We allow our lectures to be punishment, but it is not. I may have choosen a different way of dealing with the computer, like selling it or giving it a way, but in the end a lesson was learned. He followed through with some real discipline and the result may be that next time she'll think before she types, texts, or more importantly speaks.