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Geek Wisdom: A Geek's Top 10 Favorite Quotes (PHOTOS)

Posted: 08/01/11 08:18 AM ET

My great-grandfather used to pepper his talk with a lot of timeless quotations from wise men. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. If God had wanted you to smoke, he would have put a chimney in your head. Having now reached adulthood myself, I find that I do the same thing--but that the sources of my quotes are a bit more recent: I have been, and always shall be, your friend. With great power comes great responsibility. The spice must flow. Inconceivable! Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes. Don't panic. No matter where you go... there you are. So say we all. Geeks like me toss around these pop proverbs--from books, movies, games, comics--as if they were a whole new cultural canon, every bit as profound as the classic aphorisms from Shakespeare and Bible. Well, guess what: That's because they are. My new book, "Geek Wisdom," presents nearly 200 mini-essays exploring the most beloved quotations from nerd culture. Here's a taste of some favorites:

"Hey, you--get your damn hands off her."--George McFly, "Back to the Future"
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If you ever doubt that there can be a lot going on in one sentence, take a look at George McFly: his utterance of these eight words ties together mistaken identity, sexual assault, burgeoning heroism, protoincest and the twisting of the space-time continuum--and that's all before Biff even turns around. We all have such instances in our lives in which it seems as though our many problems and dreams coalesce into a single, terrifying moment. And how we decide to act in those crucial moments may shape the way we live our lives from there on out.
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My great-grandfather used to pepper his talk with a lot of timeless quotations from wise men. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. If Go...
My great-grandfather used to pepper his talk with a lot of timeless quotations from wise men. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. If Go...
 
 
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02:00 AM on 08/07/2011
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." should be quoted as Hari Seldon from Isaac Asimov's The Foundation
07:19 PM on 08/06/2011
Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I'm alright."
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11:16 AM on 08/06/2011
"...You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada"...
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Mind Bender
03:51 PM on 08/04/2011
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" General Beringer "War Games"
01:36 PM on 08/04/2011
"With great power comes great responsibility."
– Mark Harmon, Grand Rapids CSI
01:33 PM on 08/04/2011
"This will be the end of human civilization! And the world will belong to a planet of apes!"
– Governor Breck, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
06:34 AM on 08/04/2011
There can be only one.
02:20 AM on 08/04/2011
I would have thought he could have chosen ten better quotes to represent the book, but hey...
Anyway, to share the lines that crop up in my conversations...

Push the button, Max!! –The Great Race
I told him we already got one… -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Also any of the French taunting, of course...)
They’re dead, Dave. They’re all dead, Dave. –Red Dwarf
05:19 PM on 08/03/2011
The one reason to watch the movie is to hear:
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape"
07:50 PM on 08/03/2011
Good one!

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04:16 PM on 08/03/2011
No more soup for you. NEXT!
04:12 PM on 08/03/2011
have you tried turning it off and on again?
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12:57 AM on 08/04/2011
Not just that quote but his t-shirts are to die for.
06:30 PM on 08/04/2011
"NO."
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Sir Guy Grand
A little bit of the old pause...
03:57 PM on 08/03/2011
Oh, my! (done in a George Takei voice)
03:56 PM on 08/03/2011
In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!
03:51 PM on 08/03/2011
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit etc."
03:47 PM on 08/03/2011
You're killing independent George!