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Confessions of a Meat Addict

Posted: 05/08/2012 6:42 pm

The New York Times Magazine's "Ethicist" just held an essay contest with the theme, "Is it ethical to eat meat?" The judges were an all-star roster from the modern foodie writing world -- Michael Pollan, Jonathan Safran Foer, Mark Bittman, Andrew Light -- plus ethicist and Animal Liberation author Peter Singer. Over 3,000 people wrote in to provide their own truths. The six pieces selected as finalists were well-written and, from my perspective, awash with rationalization and verbal gymnastics aimed at making the authors and readers not feel guilty.

I entered, but did not win. Perhaps my submission was a bit too heavy on the, er, snark fin soup. But before I foist it upon readers here anyway, a few facts and thoughts.

The ethics of meat-eating, like in so many other arenas, are situational. If a human needs to kills and eat meat to survive, he or she will most likely do so, and can't reasonably be faulted for that. But among modern affluent humans, the true need for that is gone. So we are left with either ignoring the realities of what eating meat means, or justifying it in some way -- the worst being those who invoke some sort of new-agey "gratitude" and the like, as the dead animal you are eating doesn't care how you feel about it. But in any event, the arguments get complex and heated. Here are at three things worth pondering at least once:

1. Meat involves killing. Duh. But unless you kill the creature yourself, you're using hired killers, complicit in whatever is going on where your food is being produced and killed, and probably avoiding the issue. Visit a slaughterhouse for a dose of reality; or short of that, videos and such are readily available to illustrate what meat-eaters condone by their actions.

2. Meat is bad for you, or certainly can be. The evidence for this mounts, but here is just one latest example.

3. Meat is an environmental disaster, at least the way we produce most of it now: Beyond pollution and climate issues, the overuse of antibiotics is leading to more resistant bacterial strains, with severe real and potential consequences:

So. Anytime such facts and arguments are presented, all sorts of defensive reactions occurs -- it tends to remind me of NRA-type folks fearing for their treasured weaponry. But as with that intractable debate, nobody is trying to take away anybody's meat, or at least nobody with any chance of success. It's up to each eater to decide what they think is right and best for them. I really recommend Foer's Eating Animals as the single best recent work -- he provides a balanced, nuanced take on the many topics, eats meat reluctantly himself, but illustrates the sleight-of-hand "sustainable" and "humane" meat-producing ruses for what they mostly are -- marketing and justifications. He also points out our arbitrary ethics: "Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat." Or a horse or bird or, even, a lab rat. Or any creature in a zoo. Or a human.

If you're going to keep eating modern meat, maybe just admit what it entails in terms of suffering, health, and environmental impact. Enjoy. Sing along with The Smiths: "Meat is Murder." Admit you don't really care about all that. Or maybe just be like this (wise)guy:

BECAUSE I SAY SO by Steve Heilig

I am a meat addict. There, I've admitted it. That's the first of the fabled Twelve Steps, of course: acknowledging one's problem. But that's as far as I'll go. It's a free country -- you can't force me to stop eating it. But since you asked, I'll tell you why I do.

I eat meat because I'm human, and we are pretty much king of the hill here, right? You see any other creatures able to make and use guns? And a slaughterhouse -- you think a cow could construct and operate one of those?

In fact, we're at the top of the hill because we eat meat -- at least according to some evolutionists. Our ancestors were able to eat more animals 80,000 years ago, and the increased protein allowed our brains to grow bigger. With that meat, we also got heavy hits of amino acids like l-tyrosine, needed to synthesize dopamine -- the neurotransmitter that controls our brain's reward and pleasure functions. Addiction experts say it's all about dopamine. And meat is one way to get that rush. See? Not my fault.

I eat meat because it's good for me, other than increased heart disease, cancer, infections, and such. Even though I don't need it - athletes have proven that -- I feel I do. Like the alcoholic who cannot enter bars since the temptation is too great, you expect me to pass a restaurant smelling of fresh cooking meat? Hello, bacon. Meet my teeth.

I eat meat because I don't have to kill anything myself. Others do that. I pay them. Ten billion animals die for American meals yearly, but I don't witness that. And me going vegan wouldn't make a dent. Listen, I love animals. I wouldn't eat a dog, cat, monkey, or horse, unlike barbarians elsewhere. I wouldn't kill a cow, chicken, pig, sheep, duck, turkey or bunny rabbit either, but they taste good, plus there are so many of them and the daily holocaust provides not only meals, but jobs. Can't beat that, in this tough economy.

Sure, our closest relations, chimpanzees, sometimes torture and eat their prey alive. But we humans are above that. Right?

I eat meat because I can afford to. Plus it's normal here. In much of the world people are vegetarians because they can't get meat. Losers.

I eat meat because, even though it's the most inefficient and polluting way to get protein to our tables in this world of hunger and starvation, I... well, I guess I don't really care about that.
I eat meat because now there are fancy justifications -- "humane" farming, "sustainable" practices, "artisanal" meat, and all that. It's for rich folks, mostly, inconsequential in the big sad picture, but sounds good, even if much of it is hooey.

But I'll pay a little extra to ease my conscience and impress other people.

Six words: Sarah Palin. Rifle. Dead moose. Hot.

I eat meat because I don't have time to endure guilt-tripping from Pollan, Foer, Schlosser, Singer, Gandhi, "Sir" McCartney, Harrison, Einstein, Confucius, Aristotle, Plato, Schweitzer, Socrates, Schopenhauer, Buddha, Coltrane, Thoreau, Franklin or... you get the picture -- people who think too much. We choose our teachers, and this is what mine says on this: "All normal people love meat. You don't win friends with salad." Thank you, Professor Homer Simpson.

So, to all you poor pompous non-meat-eaters, I'll just say, as my dear old mum used to, Shut up and eat your vegetables. And pass the flesh.

I eat meat because my dumb brain is bigger than my poor meat-clogged heart, and I don't care. Eating meat's ethical because I say so. So, there.

 
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I-US
Beware the monsters lurking in word swamps.
03:58 PM on 05/10/2012
Mr. Heilig, you make many good points, and your piece is in line with many of the world's experts on environmentalism, nutrition, and food security for the future. Thankfully, more pieces like this are being written; more voices are being heard; and more naysayers (those barking the loudest against efforts to increase awareness regarding the devastation of the meat industry) are being ignored.
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elcerritan
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09:42 PM on 05/10/2012
This guy is just parroting the standard anti-meat talking points. No wonder YOU agree! He says nothing new, provides no new insights, and, in fact, gives no indication of being truly informed on the issues at all-- and also isn't witty, which he mistakenly thinks he is. His piece is certainly not "in line with many of the world's experts on" sustainable agriculture, but then, in order to educate himself about what THEY have to say, he'd have to get out of his comfort zone of regurgitating the currently "received wisdom" about the evils of meat.

It would be nice if Huff Post would consider having people who actually know what they're talking about write columns on issues like sustainable and humane meat production instead of ill-informed amateurs like a fake "meat addict" who's actually singing out of PETA's hymn book.
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Steve Heilig
01:06 PM on 05/11/2012
You've got it all exactly backwards, I'm afraid. The dominant 'wisdom' is that meat is fine. Vegetarians and critics of meat make up a tiny minority of Americans. But reactions to questioning the dominant thought and practice - challenging people's 'comfort zone', as you put it - can be extreme; and now, true to sad form, you're attacking me (erroneously), not what I say. It really does sound like you are the one with the closed mind. Here, from the original post - you've provided a fine example of the kind of angry overreaction I was referring to:

"Anytime such facts and arguments are presented, all sorts of defensive reactions occurs -- it tends to remind me of NRA-type folks fearing for their treasured weaponry."
But as with that intractable debate, nobody is trying to take away anybody's meat, or at least nobody with any chance of success. It's up to each eater to decide what they think is right and best for them."
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elcerritan
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12:20 PM on 05/11/2012
So apparentty you think people who support humanely and sustainably produced meat AREN'T l"barking" loudly against conventional, industrial meat production??? Then you haven't been paying attention, have you?

In fact, proponents of sustainable and humane meat production, who actually put their money where their mouths are and buy the products of the better producers, processors and distributors (whom the author PRETENDS to praise), are in a position to have a MUCH bigger impact on the worst practices of the conventional, industrial system than people who preach "meat abstention." Sneering at such people (as you and the author do) is like sneering at proponents of organic produce. Do you do that, too?
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elcerritan
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06:23 PM on 05/09/2012
The author said: "... the sleight-of-hand 'sustainable' and 'humane' meat-producing ruses for what they mostly are -- marketing and justifications."

If you think sustainable and humane practice are mere "ruses," then you need to get out more. It's dismissive attitudes like yours that impair the move away from the worst abuses involved in the production of "modern meat," as much as the PR from the convention meat industry itself that tries to convince people that sustainable and humane practice aren't "feasible" when they actually are. You aren't on the side of the angels here, Steve. Whether you know it or not, your dismissive attitude is really giving "aid and comfort to the enemy."
09:24 AM on 05/10/2012
It really is an unconscionable dig at sustainable farmers. My many friends who produce and supply sustainable and humane meat are most certainly not part of some "ruses." They are hard working, conscientious, good people who raise food in the most sustainable way possible while improving the health of the land in the process.

And it is just as unconscionable that a wealthy medical professional from Marin County has decreed that along with others, all of the sustainable animal farmers here in rural Appalachia and across the world just make "hooey" for rich folks.

It's also hilariously ironic that Heilig thinks that biodiverse, sustainable animal ag is "hooey" that is "inconsequential" and just there to provide "rich folks" with "fancy justifications" for eating meat, but he thinks that veganism, a diet fad that has never been practiced by one single culture in the entire history of humanity, and is counter to every major form of sustainable agriculture, is just peachy.

By the way, research has repeatedly found that irrespective of supplements, more than half of all vegans have severe B12 deficiencies, which is a health nightmare. And more than a dozen studies have found that vegans have much higher rates of elevated homocysteine than omnivores, which is not a good thing either. Best of luck with that.
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Steve Heilig
01:53 PM on 05/10/2012
My goodness; You seemed to have missed the satirical angle in the post. And assumed i am a "wealthy medical professional from Marin County." And that I advocate veganism. And that you know much more about quite a few other things than seems to be the case....
But hey, thanks for reading anyway.
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09:36 PM on 05/10/2012
With good quality conventional store bought ground beef @ over $4/lb here in CA, the "rich" here are apparently getting a deal through us @ $4/lb. But that's just
what us 'awe shucks' farmers love to do,
pull a ruse on people. It's like bizzaro world marketing.

Here's how I envision it happens. Hey buddy, psst, come here. I've got a higher quality product at a lower price, but you're so rich that you can't afford that can you? Oh, you want some? Sure. (Sucker!)
TomP100
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12:10 PM on 05/10/2012
You have hit the jail squarely on the head as per usual. It is nothing more than a sanctominious, condescensding tirade aimed at small, family farmers and those who choose the locavore/sustainable food lifestyle. He must be preaching to the choir with this piece because its arrogance alienates pretty much everybody but vegangelical crowd.
TomP100
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03:43 PM on 05/09/2012
Confessions of a meat addict? The parroting of standard issue vegan talking points is a more apt description.
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Steve Heilig
01:28 PM on 05/10/2012
I'm no vegan, but more important, you seemed to have missed the satirical intention of the title and NYT submission. But thanks for reading anyway.
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elcerritan
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09:43 PM on 05/10/2012
Exactly what was the satirical intention?
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elcerritan
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12:26 PM on 05/11/2012
So you're just a vegetarian, then?
I-US
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09:15 AM on 05/09/2012
"If you're going to keep eating modern meat, maybe just admit what it entails in terms of suffering, health, and environmental impact. Enjoy. Sing along with The Smiths: "Meat is Murder." Admit you don't really care about all that."

--Thank you for pointing this outright. The people who typically bark the loudest when faced with the realities of the meat industry are simply in denial or have something to gain from it.
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elcerritan
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06:16 PM on 05/09/2012
What is "modern meat"? I eat meat from pastured animals whose lives aren't any different from, and certainly aren't worse than, the lives of cattle that were raised by my Irish ancestors 500 or 1000 years ago -- or more. I don't think "Meat is Murder" anymore than my forebears did, and anybody who thinks it is, is a utter fool - or at least needs to take a look at the Penal Code. Modern industrial practices in the meat industry are often horrendous, but target THOSE practices, not the fact of producing animals for meat PER SE.

And why should people who eat "modern meat" be guilt-tripped any more than people who eat "modern plants," whose cultivation and harvest on a commercial, "industrial" scale (which is how most grains, fruits, and vegetables consumed by most people are produced) typically involves destruction of wildlife habitat, pollution and other kinds of environmental degradation, as well as human suffering -- often MORE human suffering than is involved in the production of "modern meat." The people who aren't willing to face THAT are the ones who are most in denial, not people who eat meat.
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Steve Heilig
01:56 PM on 05/10/2012
"Modern Meat" is the title of a famous book on the topic by Orville Schell; referring to industrially-produced meat, which is the vast majority. Which, yes, is what is most worth "targeting".
Beyond that, I have to say your second paragraph begins to sound a bit unhinged.
But thanks again for commenting.
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elcerritan
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01:55 AM on 05/09/2012
Steve, before getting all excited about your "latest example" of "meat is bad for you," read this analysis of the study you referred to:
http://www.zoeharcombe.com/2012/03/red-meat-mortality-the-usual-bad-science/#utm_source
and this: http://www.gnolls.org/2893/always-be-skeptical-of-nutrition-headlines-or-what-red-meat-consumption-and-mortality-pan-et-al-really-tells-us/
and this: http://garytaubes.com/
and, for a broader perspective, this: http://www.ncbi.nlmnih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1182327/?tool=pmcentrez
The study was actually pretty flawed.
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elcerritan
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11:16 AM on 05/09/2012
I should add that as an epidemiologist, you, in particular, should be aware that the study was flawed.
TomP100
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03:48 PM on 05/09/2012
The author will not likely be open to such information. Vegans, like religious fundamentalists, reject anything that challenges their dogma and rigid worldview.
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Steve Heilig
01:21 PM on 05/10/2012
I'm open to most any information, from credible sources, actually.
And not a vegan. And really did not express any "dogma" or rigidity.
But thanks for reading...if you really did.
("No New Texans" is funny, though, whatever it means).