After turning down a lucrative offer from The Onion, in a rambling Tweet, lame duck Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin has announced her rationale for stepping down from office.

Hey, Alaska. Howyadoin'? I'm doin' great. Despite what the hateful, elite, liberal media said...Hey, look a cow!... I am not quitting....

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Sarah Palin
There's No Quit In This Gal...Except When Elected

Life Is About Choices! Except If You're Pro-Choice
The Sarah Palin Story

Blaming Everyone But Myself
The Sarah Palin Story

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Patrick Noony (Last Remaining Virtuous Republican)
Saying that they "weren't taking any chances," Republican National Committee chairman, Michael Steele requested the Federal Bureau of Investigation to place Patrick Noony, a Bakersfeild, CA supervisor, in the witness protection program at an undisclosed location until late...

Hypocrisy: is the act of pretending that one has beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities or standards that they do not actually have; this is usually done in order to mask their actual motives or feelings; falseness.

Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Elliot Spitzer, John...

OVERDOSE: THE COMEDY

Already with hundreds of millions in the bank, producers are putting finishing touches on the followup of the surprise hit film based on a wild night of drinking and drugging bachelor party in Las Vegas.

The four-letter crammed Hangover is crowded...

"A far-left hatchetman, named (Steve) Young." Bill O'Reilly

"Real journalists, unlike Steve Young..." Bernie Goldberg

You don't need to read the entire quotes. You can watch it above. Suffice it to say Bill and Bernie felt...

(From my column in today's Philadelphia Inquirer Oped Page 6/16/09) The broadcast Lords of Loud on talk radio and TV have longed been pressing the hateful rhetoric from the left. Bill O'Reilly is big on saying bemoaning the contemptible vitriol comes far more from the left, even as he incessantly...

After a week of using various Joe Scarborough videos on his Daily Show, Jon Stewart decided to take the natural next step.

He hired him.

"With Bush out we were starving for a consistent source of hysterical content,"...

While Bill O'Reilly never seems to be able to find any hate-speech coming from the right, perhaps he might to want to check out Patriotshop.us a "Great Gifts for American Patriots" website that offers a "Liberal Hunting License" sticker that pictures a donkey...

The Philadelphia, Pennsylvania suburban community of Levittown said Wednesday it has agreed to a U.S. request to temporarily house up to 17 detainees now held at the Guantanamo Bay detention center on Cuba.

James Little, Middletown Township Supervisor, said the administration of President Barack Obama made the request last week...

The Obama administration is considering a change in the law to deal with calls for war crime trials that would clear the way for Bush Administration officials that could be facing the death penalty to plead guilty without a full trial.

The provision could permit prosecutors to avoid airing the...

(SYOP 6/3/09) While no final decision has been made, word from the Scott Roeder legal team is that the alleged killer of Dr. George Tiller will utilize what they're calling the "O'Reilly Defense" to get their client off.

"It's a variation of a Twinkie...

In his commentary posted to his web site on 5/21/09 and in newspapers who use his column, Bill O'Reilly wrote..."...abortion zealots are branding pro-life people 'anti-woman' and 'anti-privacy.' The left knows it has a powerful cannon with this bigot stuff." In labeling the Pro-Choice...

In a shocker that had Clay Aiken's ears bleeding, American Idol champ Kris Allen, who did not even participate, won first place in Saturday's Britain's Got Talent final, beating out odds on favorite, Susan Boyle.

"I'm sorry, I...

The truth is that Pro-gay marriage forces have succeeded in their bigot-branding campaign and will not stop with marriage
Bill O'Reilly (5/21/09 column)

How many ways can Bill O'Reilly offer evidence of his blatant bias? You can stop counting. It...

After first shocking the political world with a video that juxtaposed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with the James Bond villainess, Pussy Galore (above), the Republican National Committee ratcheted up the sexual political promiscuity stakes by...

(SYOP News 5/23/09) Clay Aiken may wish he never opened his mouth or his blog. Aiken, who finished second to Ruben Studdard in 2003, blasted this season's runner-up on his blog deriding Lambert's version of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" as "contrived," "awful," "slightly...

May 22, 2009 · (SYOP) Former Vice President Dick Cheney alleged that the reason President Obama refuses to release the secret CIA papers is that they will not only show that the "enhanced interrogation techniques" approved by the Bush White House worked, but that...

Calling American Idol judge Simon Cowell a "trivial judge, viciously using partisanship for the narrowest of purposes," Newt Gingrich said that the selection of Kris Allen over Adam Lambert in last night's American Idol final was reason enough to believe that Cowell "...could no longer be trusted to determine talent."...

(Transcript from my victory speech last night following a bitterly contested primary fight for the very existence of freedom...and America.)

(Applause)

Thank you.

(Applause)

Thank you.

(More applause)

Please.

(Sustained applause)

Shut up! They only gave me a couple minutes!

(Applause dies out)

What a night.

(From this point on,...