DREDLOCKED! The Biden Combover Bounce Knots Race

There's been little question that John McCain has been winning the diminishing mane coverup contest with Barack Obama. McCain's attempts to arrange purposely overgrown strands from distant segments of the scalp over the badly balding crown may seem a sign of a lack of self-esteem. But that would only be the judgement of the yet-to -recede.

While some youngsters who have yet to see their curl-less destiny think of the effort as a covering the obvious with the more obvious, in reality, it is seen by the majority of men sharing the problem and the baby-boomer women who have learned to accept it, as a sign of maturity. And maturity that includes knowing how to please the electorate, though perhaps not for as long as they used to.

Clearly, Obama's full head of hair, though closely cropped, sends off crippling messages of inexperience.

With the addition of Joe Biden's foreign policy experience, comes a combover that screams years of hair-pulling experience and wisdom. And with Mitt Romney's overgrown mop of pretentiousness ready to enter the fray, at this point you can pretty much call the race dredlocked.

That his is less a combover than a comb-back, Biden READ THE REST OF THE STORY HERE

Award-winning TV writer, author, hair-arranged, Steve Young ,blogs at the appropriately named www.steveyoungonpolitics.com

Comments

[moxieme]

Maybe PaCain could read this post so he would understand what "fun and a sense of humor" means.

[MandieD]

Personally, I'd like to see the return of the toupee for political candidates. Few things boost my ego more than seeing a middle-aged man with a dead cat on his head.

But I think I may be alone in this one.

[philistine]

LOL -
You may indeed be alone on that one, but you're very funny nonetheless.

Cheers!

[pastor123]

McCain VP Pick?

Romney called McCain dishonest during the Primary, and more.

Huckabee came in second during the Primary not Romney., This wont go over well with the Christian Base.

Romney and McCain would be the Super Rich ticket. In a middle Class Election.

Biden will win working class Votes, Romney will remind the working class he is the guy that lays you off.

Biden will be filmed going to church every sunday, Romney will be filmed going to a Mormon church, making the base of the GOP more then Uncomfortable.

So who should McCain pick??

Huckabee would energize the Base.

Huckabee is veiwed as Middle class, Winning overwhelming working class voters.

Huckabee didnt attack McCain during the primary.

Huckabee can hold his own with anyone in debates.

Huckabee Has 1 house

Huckabee is the most logical, despite what the bloggers that are on Romney's payroll say. By the way, the radio host of Republican talk radio
they are on the Romney payroll too. Romney should learn he cant buy an election. He outspent every candidate during the primarys, even outspending Huckabee 6 to 1. Huckabee still got more delegates.
Then there is always VP pickens http://www.tboonpickens.com

[deecee22]

Obama is "inexperience with, creating wars, lying, hordes of lobbyist, money laundering, marring money, the love of money, deception and adultery, stealing, bank fraud, crime and corruption, still more i am sure, No experience here. Obama: one wife, one house.