Glenn Beck Performs Miracle: Makes Larry King Look Credible

07/30/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

What is the difference between the following three events?

1. Parting of the Red Sea.

2. Walking on water.

3. Cerebral audiences longing for Larry King.

Answer: Number three is a miracle.

Monday night, CNN audiences were treated to radio and Headline News' far right wing talk show host, Glenn Beck, sitting in for Larry King.

What? They couldn't get Michael Savage? No. They actually did. Dr. Autism-Kids-Are-Just-Brats Savage was booked as a guest.

What? They couldn't get Adolf Hitler? No. They actually did. Well, no they didn't, but I'm sure that was because Hitler's corpse was unavailable, which isn't the same for most of the other corpses King books as guests.

Glenn Beck interviewing Michael Savage might normally have been the classic segment, but that was nuthin' compared to READ THE REST OF THE STORY HERE

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