Top 10 Headlines Obama Doesn't Want To See In The New York Times Tuesday Morning

Records Show That Obama's Biological Father Was White

Olbermann Makes Obama Worst Person In The World

Colin Powell Changes Mind

New McCain Birth Certificate Proves He Was Born In 1957

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Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com

Comments

[PatrickforO]

What's with this blog. Let's think good thoughts here, guys. Three days left. Vote! I've got one. How about "Mandate: Obama Landslide." Or "Dems Have Crushing Majority, Filibuster Proof Senate." Or "This is the Moment!"

[ThirdSection]

Georg Haider Will Donates Fortune to Obama Campaign

[llisa]

Bush endorses Obama.

[jazkiljok]

Presidential Election Canceled Due to Ennui.

[pthesmith]

John McCain says, "Barack, I'm your Father."

[hexham]

use the force, Luke!

[preemptivelove]

hahahaahaha! good one!

[hilary916]

Clinton Replaces Palin On Ticket.

[TomTheAlmostUgly]

Fountain of Youth found in Florida, John McCain Takes Drink

Barack Obama pilgrimage to Mecca: 2003

Michelle Obama "Whitey" video found

Brangelina endorse McCain: "John's Cool"

Tina Fey endorses Palin

[prettycreatures]

Olbermann already proclaimed Obama the worst person in the world - back on his anniversary when he said he had only been married for 15 years and had to be reminded by a text from Michelle that it was really 16. Obviously Olbermann was just giving him a hard time on Michelle's behalf.

[vernbvb]

"George, you can come out now!"

[Shieldmaiden]

John McCain and Barack Obama are half brothers.

[gd h]

Which half?

[blaqntelligence]

He's already a distant cousin to Dick "Darth Vader" Cheney.

[stardot]

Yeah. Pretty funny. Not.

[MrLion]

Detroit Lions Back Obama: Team Owner Calls Him "A Winner".

[RRG64]

lol

[Turtleposer]

Obama discovers that he's McCain's bastard son from a crazy sh-t-faced fling McCain had with Angela Davis of the Black Panthers. Uh-oh. Well, I guess that would look too good for McCain either.

One of those "Luke, I am your father" moments.

[MarciL]

Lame.

[concern4civility]

Why on earth would you put up scurrilous headlines like this just before election. People who want to believe the worst will take them as truth. They belong in the ONION, not on Huffpost.

[lwilkerson50]

And why not do it to Mccain and of course palin. Be fair.

[prettycreatures]

McCain and Palin can generate this stuff on their own with no imaginative help from anyone else.

[kitten645]

I agree. I can't believe people say "It's only an election." It's only peoples lives in the balance!

[bardmusic]

Anonymous Obama donations traced to gift card purchases at 7-11 in Pakistan