10/15/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Hurricane Sarah Hits Mainland...Tropical Storms Rush and Sean Gaining Strength

Think Hurricane Ike's winds did a dirty on the country?

Wait till you see the sh*t storm that will hit the broadcast mainland the moment Rush Limbaugh gets behind the golden EIB mike Monday morning. And expect the rest of the Lords of Loud to take up the fight soon after.

Why? This weekend the New York Times did a bit of backround on Sarah Palin and it seems the Governor is more prepared to run the KGB than she is to be Vice President.

But while the Obama campaign might appreciate the levi of facts being constructed, it won't do a damn thing to stop the READ THE REST OF THE DIRE WEATHER FORECAST HERE.

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" ( ) and blogs at the appropriately named