Once Again Charlatan O'Reilly Uses Our Veterans' Struggles to Self-Promote his Fat Self-Promoting Ass

Attacks Left While Taking Credit for HIS New G.I. Bill

"Our veterans need help, and the Factor is here to help them. We are proposing a new G.I. Bill with the help of Rep. Peter King and Sen. John Kerry that will provide important new benefits for G.I.'s after they leave the service.." Billoreilly.com

Last night on Fox News' TV Factor, Bill O'Reilly was thrilled to hear from Congressman Peter King that he should have Bill's new G.I. bill that he announced yesterday ready for introduction by the end of the month.

Wow, Bill. You are freakin' Superman. Thursday morning you and your website announced that "(The Factor was) proposing a new G.I. Bill and by Thursday afternoon the politicos who are helping you with the proposal is pretty much ready for President Bush's signature.

That's not fast track, that's pretty much trashing the space-time continuum altogether. You truly are looking out for us. Um, except for one, itsy-bitsy detail.

It's not your proposal and you weren't any factor in achieving success.

You're just an ugly parasite who could care less about whose hardship you bite your self-promoting, blood-sucking teeth into.

You dismissed the plight of an entire population of homeless veterans to slam John Edwards as a charlatan. Edwards a charlatan? He couldn't hold a candle to the fraud you perpetrate on a daily basis. Now you're trying cover up the fact that Edwards was pretty much right.

And you're doing it by taking credit for the good others are working on. In May of 2007, Sen. Jim Webb, D-Va. introduced a 21st-Century G.I. Bill that included the education YOUR bill includes. You asked Fox Contributor, Col. David Hunt, if he thought this would help increase military recruitment. Great thought, Bill. And what a coincidence. That just happens to be exactly what Webb asserted in his legislation. A legislation that I never heard you standing up for.

At least when Sean Hannity supports the vets he does it legitimately by holding annual concerts to benefit the children of our fallen soldiers. You just show up once in Afghanistan to honor the troops by dispensing your books to them, then return to spend a week patting yourself on the back while you demean the USO and Hollywood's lack of humanitarianism. Not one mention that before you stepped one foot on USO territory and bad-mouthed Hollywood that Al Franken had already been there seven times - four times in Iraq.

Last night Bill's Talking Points Memo once again crawled on the back of our troops to promote Bill's spanking new G.I. Bill by excoriating "a weak Europe," far-left kooks, Michael Moore, a "dishonest media" and Hollywood. Way to stay on message, Bill. On his radio show he said that this was the "first time ever a media-colossus has partnered with lawmakers to get something done in Washington." Media-colossus pile of toxic crap, maybe. Parasites don't usually take credit for the existance of the organisms they feed off of and end up harming. But then again, why demean parasites by comparing them with Bill O'Reilly.

You want to speak up for an effort made by legislators. Terrific. But making it YOUR proposal that legislators are HELPING YOU WITH is lifting narcissism to stratospheric heights. Using it to continue your sham, anti-Americanism slams of those you don't care for, is a direct insult to those who fight for the freedom that allows you to spew your malignant hate.

Bill wanted to make sure that King knew that anyone blocking the legislation's shot, would have the Factor at their door. Hey, Bill, hope you've Mapquested 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, because that's where Veteran's benefits have been shortchanged for the past seven years.

And if John Kerry gives any credit at all to this lowly piece of warmed over fecal matter for getting our veterans a better deal, we can only thank God that Ohio didn't get the chance to elect him president.

Award-winning television writer and author of Great Failures of the Extremely Successful", Steve Young, is a former talk show host, writes ad finitum on talk radio (www.greatfailure.com), and his "All The News That's Fit To Spoof" appears in L.A. Daily News opeds every Sunday(www.dailynews.com/columnists), right next to Bill O'Reilly's...really.

Comments

[ErinG]

Why is O’Reilly’s spin zone the highest rated cable news program? Do viewers tune in for the same reason they read tabloids? Viewers can’t really believe that O’Reilly reports the news, or do they?

[WHATEVER7]

Obama for Prez...SY for VP!

[bmora]

I thought Bill got the memo that since 80's the MSM media sponsors all of the successful legislation in the US.

[oldpotsmuggler]

I'm perplexed at, once having gotten ourselves in this kind of a mess, where our country goes from here. I'm fairly certain that an aggressive prosecutor could make out a case on something like theft by deception against the whole universe of wingnut talkers but I'm not sure that we'd be better off for it. On the other hand if we don't do that what do we do? The sad thing is that a number of millions of poor souls in this country just don't have the brain power to comprehend that these people get handsomely paid for creating the alternative reality that they avidly present.

[desmirl]

What do you expect from O'Reilly? His is the most dishonest voice on television. To even think this guy might tell the truth shows a level of optimism that even Candide couldn't approach.