O'Reilly Announces Plan To Boycott Minnesota (Not An April Fool's Joke)

With most every legal option exhausted by Norm Coleman and Al Franken about ready to take his U.S Senate seat, Bill O'Reilly has made his position quite clear. Until Franken leaves the US Senate, he will be boycotting Minnesota.

Last night on The O'Reilly Factor...

Hi. I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thank you for watching tonight.

Tonight I will be doing something I never thought I would have to, but that's only because the unimaginable has happened. Al Franken, the despicable smear merchant who I have cleverly referred to for years as Stuart Smiley will be officially seated in the U.S. Senate.

That is the subject of tonight's Talking Point.

First of all, it's important to know that I am a objective observer who has no dog in this fight, but when I see this great country being brought down to such a level that a vile gutternipe can be elected to the U.S. Senate, I can no longer sit on the sidelines.

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Award-winning TV writer Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" www.greatfailure.com and blogs at the appropriately-named SteveYoungonPolitics.com

Comments

[Winston99]

Please, Bill, could you boycott Colorado also? Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

[joebloe]

Can he cleverly stay out of California too?

[tjallen]

As a Minnesotan all I have to say is thank you God.

[traveler501]

"no dog in this fight" huh? I remember when Franken had to wrestle "the goon" to the ground on tv....he's still the only guy to physically stand up to O'Reilly. I like how Franken is such a scrapper for his convictions...most clearly verbally, but he has heart...and I think he's going to be an amazingly resourceful and effective Senate leader.

[southingtonian]

O'reilly is an asset to bulimics.

[iver]

Since you cannot trust ANYTHING O'Reilly says, this must be a cover story to hide the real situation. O'Reilly sneaks into Minnesota regularly for trysts with Michelle Bachmann. She is just crazy... about him. Grrrr!

[OgenB]

I bet Bill listens to a lot of Dylan. Rofl

This has got to be a joke. But if he is serious he should write a short story about what he would like to happen.

"And thus Bill the O'Riley brought his people from the a-cursed lands of Minnesota where wild evil men were elected to rule with a iron fist and help capture the people in socialistic slavery, to the promise land of Utah. Amen."

[tru1960]

I guess fair is fair, since I am a Minnesotan tha has been boycotting him for years.

[bobtr900]

And the good people of Minnesota will be the better for o'Reillys absence. I hope the screaming girly man will stay away from Ohio as well. This bum is a train wreck that is always happening.

[Rmath]

Now if we could only get Michelle Bachmann to leave too...

[HappyMarsden]

First Rush boycotts NY now O'Reilley boycotts Minessota. I sure hope this is a trend.

[readspear]

Congratulations to the people of Minnesota, now if we could just keep him out of Colorado I'd be delighted.

[tsched]

the people who like him are the typical greedy slime on the right as well as those can't think for themselves. reality is painless for the brainless.

[Alboots]

Evrybody on Huff post bashes Orielly yet he contiunes to blow aways all competition on cable news. Not to metntion his 6 best sellers. Somebody must like him

[CarmanK]

Often Freaks have a following among the fringes and some people find O'Reilley funny, I find him mean spirited and uninformed. The peole of MN have a lot to be shamed of these days. They re-elected Michelle Bachmann to the House and could not distinguish between the common sense of Al Franken and the nonsense of Coleman. MN should be ashamed of sending such inferior representation to DC. Our nation is in trouble and they sent us troublemakers and sheisters to deal with the problems. But then again if O'Reilley keeps his promise, then perhaps they have accomplished what so many others would like to enjoy: the absence of O'Reilley from their airwaves.

[PlaceboStudman]

Lucky Minnesota. Only 49 more states to go. Pretty soon he'll have to consider whether he wants to boycott the moon and Mars, cause those will be the only places who might take him, and that's only because they have no life at all. Of course once they find microbial life on Mars, THEY will ban O"Reilly from Mars

[lisakaz2]

Exactly, Like Spain, they will say "gracias" (as stated by KO).