Tune In BillO Today. Should Be *%$#* Fun. And Rosa Brooks Helps.

Thank God the study is in. Who knew Bill O'Reilly was a name-caller?

The Indiana University study saying that Bill name-calls at least once every 6.8 seconds. My watch doesn't have a tenth of a second hand so I don't know if it's true. Still, the study is analogous to those government studies that prove the Sun is hot, or Bush Administration studies that say it isn't. We know the results before the first researcher puts on his white lab coat.

No matter 6.8 or 7.3, this one is gonna be fun.

Yesterday Bill already threw in the George Soros gave money to IU canard. 'Nuff said. But that won't stop Bill from saying it again and you can bet your Soros stipend that Bill will be saying it all day today. And Rosa Brooks will be right in Bill's crosshairs with IU.

The secular-progressive, far-left moonbat, L.A. Times oped columnist, who probably receives beau coup bucks from Soros, highlighted the story in her LA Times her "Sweet Jesus I love Bill O'Reilly!" column today.

Yesterday Bill said the story never hit the papers. Well, today that's old news. And for that, I ask America's far-left loons to circle the wagons around Brooks. She's gonna need it. It might pay to get the hundredth of a second hand ready.

Of course, if Bill were smart, and he wanted to really get our goat, he would neither touch the story nor Brooks. Nothing bothers an instigator than not getting credit for instigation.

Like I said, "if Bill were smart..."

Can't wait to listen to him berate IU and Brooks.

Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com)and his "All The News That's Fit To Spoof" appears in L.A. Daily News opeds every Sunday (www.dailynews.com/steveyoung), right next to Bill's...really.