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Cooking & Eating Raccoon Roadkill

Posted: 02/10/11 02:04 PM ET

When I was growing up in rural Western Michigan, I maintained a rather complex relationship to the raccoon. Over the years I kept a number of raccoons as pets; I'd get them really young, before their eyes were open, and then I'd hand-feed them with a bottle until they were weaned. I found the animals to be fiercely loyal as cubs, but the pet/owner dynamic would begin to sour when they were about a year old. First they'd become increasingly nocturnal; then they'd stop coming home even during the daytime; and eventually they'd run away when you attempted to approach them or attack you when you attempted to snuggle them. Soon they were fending for themselves by harvesting acorns in the tops of oak trees and killing crayfish along the shores of the region's lakes.

I'd trap raccoons for their hides from mid-October to early December. (Not my own raccoons, mind you, but ones from outlying farms that would get themselves into trouble in the late summer by destroying crops of sweet corn). I'd sell the pelts to regional fur buyers who would usher them along to large Canadian auction houses that would ultimately usher them along to retail garment markets in Russia and China. Some years I'd sell over fifty raccoons, for prices ranging from eight dollars to fifty dollars apiece. When you figure that I found regular employment in log home construction, doing the back-breaking and hand-killing work of peeling tree bark from logs at the paltry fee of thirty-five cents per linear foot, you can see why fur-trapping had a certain appeal.

Through all this, I somehow never managed to eat a raccoon. It's as though my relationship to the animal was complicated enough already without throwing physical consumption into the mix. But I eventually got away from both keeping raccoons as pets and catching them for money. The former because I simply outgrew the childish desire to tame wild animals; the latter because I decided that, at least for me, killing should be primarily about food and meat rather than pelts and money.

With my raccoon relationship cleared up, I began to develop a sort of craving for raccoon meat. Or at least an intense curiosity about what they actually taste like. I didn't want to hunt one for this purpose, not only because I'd gotten away from raccoon hunting but also because there seemed to be an abundance of the creatures already dead along the nation's highways. All it would take to satisfy my desires was the perfect fresh specimen that happened to get hit--but not hit too badly--along a road just ahead of my vehicle's arrival. That this quest of mine should come to fruition while filming The Wild Within, my series on the Travel Channel, was a great stroke of luck. Watch this clip to see how it went.

 
 
 
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11:12 AM on 02/15/2011
Rabies au gratin anyone?
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Susan Osterhout Troiano
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11:12 AM on 02/16/2011
I was thinking the very same thing.
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05:51 AM on 02/15/2011
I thought raccoon and other scavengers routinely carried parasites?
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02:38 AM on 02/14/2011
Yeah slightly rigor may mean still fresh but I just couldn't bring myself to eat anything in or from the wild that I didn't kill. Eating roadkill to me would be like fishing for tossed meat in a grocery store trash bin, why take the risk? I'll have to watch Mr. Rinella's show as I'm sure I'll enjoy it as much as watching Andrew Zimmern eat his exotic finds. Some guys were just born with a huge brass set.
12:41 PM on 02/13/2011
I'll try just about anything once but racoons where I live appear to mostly sustain themselves by raiding everyones garbage. Also many of them have rabies so I think I will pass. It appears that HP had better print up Grannies cookbook from the Beverly Hillbillies soon in order for us to try and 'dine' using some of the latest articles.
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gypsysailor
Things that might have been never were.
12:38 PM on 02/13/2011
Make sure you remove the glands at the base of each leg. BBQ raccoon is pretty good. Possum is greasy and soft. The best is wild hog.
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gypsysailor
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12:30 PM on 02/13/2011
What we used to do is drive to work in the morning and every animal we saw we placed a little white flag on it. On the way home from work in the afternoon any animal that did not have a flag was presumed to be fresh and so was harvested and eaten. I also had a friend who would use a thermometer to check body temp and then harvest the pelt. He sold enough pelts to help pay his way through college where he earned a Masters in Biology.
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OdinsEye
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07:08 PM on 02/12/2011
LOL... Nothing wrong with eating raccoon and in many places in the US people will gather road kill deer for food. Like Steven Rinella says, so long as it it fresh, which he checked, there is nothing wrong with it.
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05:23 PM on 02/12/2011
Adventures in eating? Lord we can only hope it didn't walk out on roadway because it was zonked out of its mind with rabies. Russian Roulette and dining should not go hand in hand except possibly with Fugu. Why tempt fate? All most any variety of meat is readily available and you go for something that may or may not have been ill?
03:29 PM on 02/12/2011
Seventy years ago stores sold Marsh Rabbit. We trapped our own and they tasted just like real rabbit. The true name is Muskrat. When you're poor you don't choose much.
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NHGranite
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07:59 PM on 02/16/2011
Dja ever see one live? Rat is the operative word. Nice euphemism. I guess I'd eat squirrel before I'd eat a muskrat - well, maybe if it was called Marsh Rabbit, how would I know?
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Hank26
01:17 AM on 02/12/2011
Anything has to be better than calamari! That's like eating battered rubber bands. Bleh!
11:24 PM on 02/11/2011
Raccoon is slightly gamy and very stringy. Braising was definitely the way to go. But. Don't. Ever. Eat. Possum. http://expatriateskitchen.blogspot.com/2010/11/culinary-misadventures-redux.html
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11:10 PM on 02/12/2011
My mother grew up in rural Kentucky and ate possum. Her mother would cook it, but couldn't eat it herself because she said it looked like a roasted baby. :)
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08:02 PM on 02/16/2011
That reminds me of when my mother cooked a suckling pig. She put an apple in the mouth and cherries in the eyes - but the cherry juice ran and she couldn't eat it because she said it was crying and looked like a baby. Later we raised pigs and named them Pork Chop and Bacon - no problems there!
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12:19 AM on 02/13/2011
In North Alabama on hywy 75 there is a BBQ place that sells possum and cheese sandwiches.
06:19 PM on 02/11/2011
We recycle paper and aluminum cans... why not protein laying wasted on the road? Raccoons initially appear cute, but they are devious, destructive animals with poor senses of boundaries. I would not swerve to kill one, but when they enter my feed room in the barn, they are fair game. I do not grow sweet corn for their pleasure.. they can get a job like other animals and find their own food. If not, there is nothing wrong with them becoming the food. I cooked a opossum once. Big mistake. Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies needs to share her recipe, or it is a severely acquired taste.
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09:06 PM on 02/11/2011
I am guessing that you don't eat much chinese.
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11:44 PM on 02/12/2011
I have never once seen any roadkill in China. It would be quickly taken home to eat.
11:25 PM on 02/11/2011
Possum is pretty bad. Taste like the smell. Never again.
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08:07 PM on 02/16/2011
And they smell sooooo bad
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Dave Harrison
Fighting for the little guy!
04:59 PM on 02/11/2011
I ate at this place a while back although it had nothing to do with actual roadkill the food was good.
https://www.activediner.com/Road-Kill-Cafe/restaurant/Laconia/NH/US/map/574695
03:28 PM on 02/11/2011
This is disgusting...
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makebofapay
02:58 PM on 02/11/2011
How long before some yutz picks up a dead raccoon that isn't so fresh and eats it anyway? Wonder what the consequences would be...
This is enough to make one go vegan.