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I jest, of course. Your opinion completes me.

Onwards.

So even this long after the fact, I'm still rather fixated on the Election...

Editor's note: This post is a satire.

Washington, D.C. -- According to a Gallup/Harris poll released Monday, a full 37 percent of American citizens are incapable of identifying their home country on a map of the United States.

Of the 1,400 residents surveyed, the most common incorrect responses placed the...

It's Wednesday, December 10th, 2008. 2:41 a.m. Can't sleep. Look, I'm a patient fellow. Quite patient, actually. I'm relatively chipper in line-ups. My well-stocked video iPod can get me through a grueling afternoon's wait at the emergency room. I once even dated a Sex and the City fanatic. But for...

Referendums like California's now-infamous Proposition 8 (or 'Prop 8,' for those with a negative position on the suffix 'position') are arguably born from a singular belief. It plays out as such: prohibiting gay couples from tying the knot will aid in preserving the conventional definition of marriage, and quite possibly...

New York, N.Y. - Cosmopolitan, the influential American lifestyle magazine, has announced its plan to spend the month of December celebrating forty years of setting the women's movement back forty years.

"What's interesting is that although Cosmo's been in existence since 1886, we didn't really begin inflicting irreparable damage...

Since cementing her impressive 'runner-up' status in the nearly-too-close-to-call 2008 election, there's been much talk about Sarah Palin receiving the keys to her own shiny new television show. In fact, Internet chatter alone has reached near-Patriot Act proportions!

Now, I know what the liberal pundits are thinking: "Sure Steve,...