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Baby Goes "Waahhh!!!"

Posted: 04/ 8/11 12:44 PM ET

It makes perfect sense that the party of "No!", the party that embraces fairy tale creation myths, the party that bullies, provokes and lies, the party that has no idea that they themselves will eventually get old, the party that is disdainful of women, the party that fears the poor and The Others, the party that puts all its stock in old white men who love guns and jets, the party that hates arts education, the party that fears sex---

it makes perfect sense that that party is now sitting on the floor and holding its breath until the country turns blue.

Because if one looks at the total output of the Republicans' behavior in the last 10 years, it is the behavior of a spoiled baby.

And waaahhh! Baby's angry!

Baby wants its way!

Baby's scared of the Boogie Man in the White House!

Baby's gotta scare people!

Baby's gotta threaten them!

Baby's gotta get his way regardless of the consequences!

Baby can't take it anymore!

So baby goes "Waaahhh!"

Baby Boehner and Baby Bachmann, Baby Newt and Baby Canter; Baby Sarah and Baby Mike, Baby Bill and Baby Rush; and into the brood swaggers Toddler Trump, with a sour-puss and pockets full with sticky, sweet candy. "He's not from here!" says the kid, dutifully repeating something someone told him. And the babies get all worried again. And they go:

"Waaahhh!"

Baby needs to grow up, see the world, read up on history, meet real people and get smart. And then maybe baby can understand what being American is all about. Until then:

"Waaahhh! Waaahhh! Waaahhh!"

 

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03:09 PM on 04/12/2011
This is just my opinion: I'm a centrist, but it appears to me that Liberals whine way more than Republicans. Republicans want less government so that people are free to do what they will but have to face consequences. Liberals want the government to made federal laws that make everyone else do what THEY want. They ask for democracy, but when the country votes for something they don't like, they cry foul.
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having a sense of humor is priceless
11:54 PM on 04/12/2011
And republicans don't?
09:17 AM on 04/13/2011
In my personal experience around people that I know, the Republicans do not whine as much.
08:39 AM on 04/14/2011
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This is just my opinion: I'm a centrist
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Centrism is a logical fallacy known as The Golden Mean Fallacy, Middle Ground Fallacy, and Fallacy of Moderation.

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/middle-ground.html

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Republicans want less government so that people are free to do what they will but have to face consequences.
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This is the libertarian “let the buyer beware” argument. Well guess what? As tax payers, we are the buyers. The government buys things on our behalf and with our money. And less government means less government regulation. What happens when we have less regulation, when no one is watching the store? We get ripped off:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41293140/
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2008/Missing_Iraq_billions_could_be_greatest_0216.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/01/iraq/main4767378.shtml
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/14/world/middleeast/14reconstruct.html

And when honest people tried to bring this to the attention of President Bush’s executive branch, they were punished:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20430153/ns/world_news-mideast/n_africa/

You’re making a soft-on-crime argument so “people are free to do what they will” and engage in fraud and corruption.

- Tom
09:31 AM on 04/14/2011
You just changed my life.

- not really
02:15 PM on 04/11/2011
In the film Westworld, tourists go to a vacation resort where they can play a cowboy, visit prostitutes, get in bar room fights, and shoot the bad guy gunslingers. The inhabitants of Westworld are all robots, so it doesn't matter what the tourists do to them.

As a tourist, you could lie to these robots one day, change your mind and say the complete opposite to them the next day. What would it matter? If they call you out on it, accuse them of attacking your right to freedom of speech. And imagine if these robots started to demand that you, a real human being, actually pay taxes in Westworld to help them in their maintenance. That would seem absurd. After all, they aren’t your robots, you don’t own them. Or what if they wanted to sit down with you and negotiate some type of agreement. Why take their thoughts, concerns and feelings seriously? It would be silly to negotiate with these things. In Westworld, you know you are not responsible to anyone or for anything.

This is how THOSE WITHOUT CONSCIENCES see the real world. The world is their oyster, their playground to do with it what they will:

1) Like an infant, the world outside their immediate sphere does not exist.
2) Like an infant, all that matters is what they want or need at any given moment.
3) People are not real.

We are the robots in their Westworld.

- Tom
12:08 PM on 04/09/2011
Conversely...

It makes perfect sense that the party that embraces fairy tale myths to justify leaving trillions of dollars of debt to our children just to win the political game, the party that has no idea that the Tea Party members were elected to clean the mess up that both parties helped create, the party that practices situational sexism, the party that fears ordinary Americans when they don't think like they do, the party that puts all its stock in big labor, that put 5 trillion dollars onto the national debt under Pelosi/Reid's leadership in Congress---

It makes perfect sense that that party sat on the floor, made up lies about a citizen's group to justify leaving our children the gift of 15 trillion dollars of debt and held its breath trying to turn the country blue.

Because if one looks at the total output of the Democrats' behavior in the last 10 years, well, it's not any better than the Republicans.

Meanwhile, as both parties continue their steel cage deathmatch, middle America/working poor continue to drown in an ocean of stagnant wages and rising cost of living. It would be nice if BOTH parties put all Americans first instead of their special interest groups and actually did something about it.

But, middle America/working poor don't contribute big bucks to political campaigns, don't they?

And it's sooooo much easier for partisans on both sides to make cartoonish caricatures of the opposition so they can win. #WINNING!
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01:11 PM on 04/09/2011
Fail. you can't flip it in reverse and have it make sense. Nice try, though.
09:30 PM on 04/09/2011
You fail. Take off your partisan glasses and it makes perfect sense.
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11:45 AM on 04/09/2011
Of course, and following study proves it. Now to just make the GOP seem 'scarier'.

April 8, 2011 (CHICAGO) -- Our brains may determine if we are left handed or right handed but what if we are left-wing or right-wing?

http://bit.ly/hwTkqY

A study in the journal Current Biology finds opposing political views may be linked to differences in brain structures.
Brain scans were done on students who revealed their political views beforehand.
The "liberal" students tended to have a larger region of the brain that processes conflicting information that may make for tolerance to uncertainty.
The "conservatives" tended to have a larger part of the brain that process fear, making them better able to identify threats.
What is not clear is whether political preferences and other personality traits influences brain structure or vice versa.
11:43 AM on 04/09/2011
You are correct--but remember that essentially the right-wing corporate way of advertising, of pandering, and of enabling, has for nearly 50 years operated on that basic principle--"Spare the rod, spoil the child". And sadly we have regressed into a nation of very spoiled, very enabled children who expect instant gratification. The Reps are behaving exactly as they encourage others to-- all the while the Titanic is slowly sinking.