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Comedy Relief

Posted: 10/24/11 09:31 AM ET

Roger Ailes didn't so much as take a page from Lee Atwater's book as Andy Kaufman's.

It's the most hilarious show in town: the rhetorical gymnastics executed by the Right, taking every hard-fought victory for the United States after decades of reputation-destroying policy failures and outrageously unhinged attitude and twisting, hammering, chopping and screwing them into the feel-bad fabrications about that "evil other" Barack Obama.

Bin Laden's been gone, Qaddafi's ka-dead, and the Arab Spring's been sprung; the unjustly motivated war in Iraq slated to be over; the American people are aroused and assembling. And yet the corporate media is taking the same sought-for outcomes which have wildly eluded the Right and reconstituting them into their kooky contrivances, constructing their alternate realities at odds with what is actually happening in the streets and in the people's houses that line them.

And the comedy continues. Yes, despite real foreign policy victories resulting from direct US intervention or the genius of "leading from behind," achieving goals with uncharacteristically minimal muss and fuss (events that Fox News would have celebrated with a Sousaesque mixture of drenched pants and Old Glory pyrotechnics) the message they transmit is, let's say, somewhat less than positive. They blame Obama for his inability to fix the economy while actively preventing him from doing so. Ba-DUM-bum!

And as the joke is becoming ever more clear and the laughs are starting to come faster and louder, those chosen by the Right to shepherd the next chapter of their Assault On America are reacting to their audience's restlessness and slipping in puddles of their own flowing flop-sweat: Rick Santorum dedicating his life to dragging the country back to a time when people wore big buckles on their hats; Herman Cain giving CEO's even a worse name than they already have; Mitt stuffing his suit with whatever fluff he happens to be standing in at the time; Rick Perry about to go full birther; Michelle Bachmann unable to hide her love of wild-eyed fundamentalism; the now painfully obvious abortion fetish and the glorification of Ayn Rand's malignant, narcissistic sociopathy which permeates all dyed-in-the-wool GOPers; and -- of course -- the relentlessly reflexive kneecapping from the FOX folks and related fiends. It's sedition as vaudeville.

The scale of Right Wing sociopolitical sabotage necessitates a Nuremberg-scale trial for all the corporate agents and treasonous capitalisto-fascist architects of our democracy's current and most pressing misery. From the blatant Republican policy doublespeak emanating from think-tank sponsored word doctors to the outright obstruction and lies expectorated by Republican congressional representatives and senators, the very concept of governance can only be considered once the culprits are removed. Driven to real madness by unadulterated greed they have embraced an ideology, the success of which hinges upon the very ruin of this nation.

But the real joke is that these guys just plain suck at making people laugh except by accident. And the irony is that all these greed-saturated corporate brainiacs should know that you can make as much money -- more, even! WOW! -- by raising people's consciousnesses and expanding their intellects, by inspiring hope and creativity and extolling the virtues of humility and mercy and thrift and cooperation, rather than constantly using obsolete, dumb ass bully tactics to make their money.

But no. It's easier to batter the audience than lift 'em up. It is to laugh.

 

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SirReal1
05:33 PM on 10/27/2011
Sorry folks, this may run long!

"because Democrats see it as some insidious act on the part of Republican­s to undermine their voter base"

"unlikely", You tell me, how would you view it if you were on the Democrats side?

In one years time, the Supreme Court declared "unlimited contributions" in support of "issues" (even to the extent that an "issue" implies support for a specific Candidate) to be Constitutional. Multiple States have launched an assault on "Collective Bargaining" (thereby undermining Unions) and multiple States have launched an assault on voter registration, early voting, and imposed "requirements" that previously were non-existent, to "allow" individuals to vote.

Do you think that this confluence of changes, all of which will disproportionately effect traditional Democratic Voting blocks, are simply "coincidence"?

They've also deemed these groups unable to obtain $5 photo IDs.

Oversimplification.

I'd suggest you do a bit more research. The $5 cost is hardly the issue. Dig a little deeper and you will find that their is a litany of forms and documents required to obtain the "I D" (none of which, btw, would be considered "acceptable proof" at the voting poll on voting day); many of the States which now require the ID be issued by a Government office have also reduced the number of offices and/or the hours those offices operate; and many of those States are not providing clear guidance to those who do not have ID's on how to obtain them.
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SirReal1
01:19 AM on 10/28/2011
"I see it as an attempt to stop people from using deceased and duplicate names to bolster votes."

Ah yes, the "voter fraud" claim. You do realize that there have been multiple attempts, by both the right and the left, to prove these claims of "voter fraud", and that they have never amounted to even 1% of the total vote in any election, for exactly the reason you cited " all this technology", which makes it nearly impossible to commit "voter fraud". Most "proven" cases have been people who accidentally voted at the wrong polling station, or who mistakenly violated some other minor rule (failure to register a new address or some other trivial matter) which the new proposals will have no effect on. The "deceased and duplicate" votes are miniscule at best, if they exist at all.

Are you seriously going to suggest that this would warrant making changes that may effect over 5 Million voters?

"We putter around until our 90's, voting Republican with our photo ID's or whatever else is required."

Good for you, and you genes! Seriously, it must be wonderful to know you come from good genetic stock.
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SirReal1
01:20 AM on 10/28/2011
But now we come to the crux of the matter. If your Family has been "long standing Republicans", I'm sorry to say, but they are the root of our current problems. Take a look at the income disparity prior to Reagen. From 1947 to the mid 1980's, both the median income and the income of the top 1% grew at an annual rate of around 20%. Starting with the Reagen tax-cuts, and moving forward the rate of growth for the median income stayed relatively the same, while the rate of growth for the top 1% went from an annual rate of around 20% to over 250% by 2007. That is one issue that you and your Family have been swindled on.

The other thing about Reagen is that he also began the HUGE stimulus plan known as the U.S. Military. Reagen grew the Military at an unprecedented rate, while he simultaneously cut the tax-rate (and subsequently revenue). How did he accomplish this? Check out what happened to the DEBT during his administration. After his massive build-up of the Military (which helped lower the unemployment rate during his term) Bush was basically "set-up for failure" by virtue of the fall of the USSR, which precipitated the "draw-down" of the Military, which nearly brought us to double-digit unemployment in spite of his best efforts to demonstrate the need for keeping a large Military.
09:24 PM on 10/25/2011
Here's the deal: If you're gonna accuse people the way you have, you gotta name names. And then you gotta specifiy their crimes; you know, explain the actual evidence you have against them. That means legally actionable evidence, Steven, not innuendo and allegation and supposition and, well, just plain hatred. Absent that, you're just making a big fool of yourself.
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SirReal1
11:53 AM on 10/26/2011
Thank you for that stunningly in-eloquent and uneducated summation of "how the American Justice System works".

A call for serious, large scale, in depth investigations, IS NOT a call for PROSECUTION in and of itself. An investigation is called for when their is EVIDENCE that crimes have been committed, but their is insufficient knowledge of WHO actually engaged in CRIMINAL ACTS. Only AFTER investigating, can "names" be presented, and "crimes" be charged, based upon the "evidence" acquired through the INVESTIGATION.

Are you actually suggesting that you do not believe that "no laws were broken"?

Are you actually suggesting that the economy simply collapsed of its own weight? That all the money that transferred from Pension Funds, Private Individuals and Communities, and went into the hands of the BANKS was just the result of the "natural order of commerce"?

Seriously?
05:23 PM on 10/27/2011
This article called for Nuremburg style trials. That means defendants in the dock, charged with crimes, which have been documented and made into cases to be presented to a judge. Period.

I'm not saying no laws were broken. I'm saying PROVE which laws were broken, and by whom. Charges duly issued and signed by an officer of the court - districty attorney, etc. - and presented to the judge. That's where the rubber meets the road, as it's been said. The article by Steven Weber did not do that. That's why I responded.
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Vinnie Terranova
Enjoying month 26 of Recovery Summer 2010
06:46 PM on 10/25/2011
"From the blatant Republican policy doublespeak emanating from think-tank sponsored word doctors to the outright obstruction and lies expectorated by Republican congressional representatives and senators, the very concept of governance can only be considered once the culprits are removed [in a Nuremberg-scale trial]."

To be clear, Mr. Weber believes that we will only have good government when the Republican Senators and Republican House majority elected in 2010, together with right of center public media figures who make statements of which Mr. Weber does not approve ("the culprits") are removed, some of which will presumably be executed for these "crimes?" Correct?

I just want to be clear that what is being advocated here is the criminalization of opposing parties and political speech, no?
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SirReal1
08:00 PM on 10/25/2011
To be clear, Mr. Weber is utilizing a rhetorical device known as "hyperbole". If you are familiar with politics in general, but specifically "right wing" politics in the past 10 years, you should be eminently familiar with it.

To be clear, those who are engaged in the OWS movement, your fellow citizens, are being brutalized by Police officers who are being provided "cover" by the Bankers being protested against. Those actions (of the Police) are being "cheered" by many of the "right wing" politicians and their supporters, and THEY (elected officials, which Mr. Weber is not) are calling for mass arrests and detentions for CITIZENS who are simply exercising their Constitutional RIGHTS!

Are we clear now?
09:07 PM on 10/25/2011
Actually they're defecating on doorsteps, which isn't really freedom of speech. They are also exercising thier constitutional rights in the most annoying manner possible. And some of them don't even know why they're there. They start talking about getting rid of capitalism like that would solve everything. When asked what they intend to replace it with, they offer up something vague like "alternative economic system". Like what? Fuedalism?
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AlexandraF
No wine untasted.
11:02 AM on 10/28/2011
EXACTLY. How scary is that? Its great to think of doing away with anyone who thinks differently as long as YOU are doing the removal. What happens if the "other guys" are in charge and want to do the removal?
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SirReal1
07:30 PM on 10/28/2011
Welcome to the world as Liberals lived it, 2000-2008!

Your paranoid fear of Socialism notwithstanding, do you think it is such a threat that we should cease our alliance with all the Socialist Democracies (many of whom are fairing far better than us during this current World Wide economic crisis)?

Should we station our Military on our Northern Border to keep out the Socialist Canadian hordes?

Should we "cut ties" with the U.K.? Germany? Belgium? France?

Perhaps you can ponder this at your next "wine tasting".
06:34 PM on 10/25/2011
Steven Weber was great in the Sopranos when he was Chris' sponsor, etc.
04:54 PM on 10/25/2011
Freedom from ideology is no different than freedom from religion. I have the right to live my life however I see fit so long as I do not infringe on your rights to follow your own path.

Big government, left or right wing, is bad government. They should all be arrested for violating our rights.
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bbarnezz
Round up the usual suspects
05:40 PM on 10/25/2011
Instead of proclaiming the boogieman to be "big government", why don't we agree that what we dislike is ineffective government? Your too big may be my just right and we will never agree on the proper size. But at least we can agree that we want a responsive, responsible, ethical, representative government that is not manipulated by big money.
07:05 PM on 10/25/2011
Responsible government that is not manipulated by big money is a small government that doesn't have the power to manipulate laws in favor of their highest bidder. Any other way is corruption.
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SirReal1
12:01 PM on 10/26/2011
"They should all be arrested for violating our rights."

Just so you know where to start:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-25/obama-wrote-5-fewer-rules-than-bush-while-costing-business.html

A fair question to ask is; at what point does our willingness to allow them to take certain actions imply consent? We've been "watching" them engage in actions that have been detrimental to the Nation for DECADES. Where would YOU start in determining WHO should be arrested?
04:47 PM on 10/25/2011
I hope the joke is not on us. If the fanatical right continue to get their way, the will have succeeded in sabotaging the President (yup- that would be us the people) and bang their drums slowly as faux-warriors in the Koch Production Army : Amerika. Remember Kurt Vonnegut's the Money Tree and we, the fodder, made great fertilizer? Being out-of-touch while screeching "take the country back" makes me want to send them in their time-machine to the "50's, if that is what they want. Only Cain better understand the covert words "state rights" also stands for bigotry and on-yer-own-fella.
It would be funny if it were funny. But they even have "moderates" complain the real enemy are women on welfare and Immigrants. They took ALL our money, homes, freedoms...obviously. Genius's I tell ya, genius's!
04:19 PM on 10/25/2011
I will never watch anything with Steven Weber again.
05:30 PM on 10/25/2011
He probably won't watch anything of yours either....
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Vinnie Terranova
Enjoying month 26 of Recovery Summer 2010
06:48 PM on 10/25/2011
Something tells me that both Weber and wildwood15 will have an equal opportunity to ignore the other's work.
09:23 PM on 10/25/2011
Unless you plan on boycotting reruns of Wings you won't have to worry about that
10:21 PM on 10/25/2011
I saw Steven on a rerun of Psych recently. I said to myself, "hey! It's...that guy."
03:19 PM on 10/25/2011
I soundlessly disagree,but,I'm glad Steven has outed himself as a marxist therefore he needs to quickly turn his assets over to the government for immediate redistribution to the masses. Pronto.
03:29 PM on 10/25/2011
You, madam, are a threat to the concept of governance. You are probably a treasonous capitalisto-fascist architect, a relentlessly reflexive kneecapper and a greed-saturated corporate brainiac.
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AlexandraF
No wine untasted.
11:07 AM on 10/28/2011
I am assuming you were being funny- I laughed! :)
01:47 PM on 10/25/2011
I soundly agree. We need to round up all reality-avoiding right-wingers and send them to re-education camps--after their fair-minded Nurembourg trial, of course. This IS America. Anyone who doesn't agree with Mr. Weber is obviously dangerous and needs to be purged from society.
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Steven Weber
Winner of 1967 Pond's Cold Cream Man of the Year
03:20 PM on 10/25/2011
Exactly! You can take your rightful place at my side, ruling over the rabble! I like your style (if not your comprehension), kid!
03:46 PM on 10/25/2011
Hey Mr. Weber,
You definitely come across as a wild-eyed guy who doesn't want anyone to disagree with you. Socialism has yet to match capitalism, even with all its warts and flaws. And it won't. It's a totally messed up concept, in my opinion. I get the whole "there should never be poor people" thing, but I don't think that warrants a total "everyone has to be equally miserable" approach.
10:35 PM on 10/25/2011
I like your style! Well, except for all the Wings episodes, and that awful Masters of Horror exercise is predictability called Jennifer. OMG! He got shot in the end just like when he shot the first guy!
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FirstGame72
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
12:10 PM on 10/25/2011
GOP politicians only say and do things that they feel will endear them to their constituents and garner as many votes as possible.
Nothing more and nothing less.
02:04 PM on 10/25/2011
And democrats don't? Or just some democrats don't pander for votes. Or maybe a very small number hardly worth mentioning, but certainly not a large number. Just a few. And ALL Republican politicians are probably evil. Why do we have that party again?
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FirstGame72
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
02:39 PM on 10/25/2011
No, it's pretty safe to say that all politicians say and do things they hope will garner the most votes from their constituents. And that goes for both (or all) parties.
My point was that many people, commentors, report on and analyze these current GOP presidential candidates as if what they are doingand saying is happening in a vacuum; without GOP voters as part of the equation. When commentors here and on TV and radio do that (only acknowledge one side of the equation) their analysis is basically worthless.
Pretending that GOP voters will be repelled by the awful things GOP pols say and do is setting up a fantasy scenario that does nobody any good.
06:50 PM on 10/25/2011
OMG! Politicians carrying out the will of the voters who put them there for that very purpose??? Traitors, I say! Dirty rotten traitors! On to Nuremberg!
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SirReal1
12:09 PM on 10/26/2011
How much of the current Legislation being proposed by Republican representatives at the Federal, State, and Local levels was Legislation they "ran on" when they were campaigning for the Office they were running for?

Did you "vote for" them to disenfranchise legal voters? Did you "vote for" them to strip Collective Bargaining rights? Did you "vote for" them to pass multiple, redundant laws against abortion? Did you "vote for" them to reduce the number of Teachers, Firefighters, Law Enforcement personnel?

How many "voters" elected these representatives on the basis that they PROMISED to make "JOBS" their number 1 priority? How many of them are fulfilling that PROMISE?
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SirReal1
12:56 PM on 10/27/2011
Sorry russ, I believe I might have posted my reply where you might miss it. It's below, but ended up appending to the thread with "unlikely" rather than on this one.
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CSKAP
Morlock or Eloi?
11:09 AM on 10/25/2011
I'm at my core a compassionate and optimistic person so, I've been assuming that the parade of anti-intellectualism, foolishness and base pandering to the least of us was all an attempt by the Republican party to cheer us up and get American laughing again.
Sitting at home watching the debates and the follow on interviews, come on, they really can’t believe that a majority of Americans would fall for all the nonsense.
They are just trying to cheer us up during hard times.
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Kathy Levittown
I love all animals better than most people!
01:21 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi CSKAP..Great post by Steven..your comment is hilarious, while at the same time expresses total common sense..I feel the EXACT same way..As an aside, I cant believe Perry resurrected birther talk again and now he cant hide the fact that he is total moron...but they all are,,which one is WORSE? hEY PICK A NAME OUT A HAT..They all are equally insane..Fanned buddy...
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Vinnie Terranova
Enjoying month 26 of Recovery Summer 2010
06:51 PM on 10/25/2011
Regarding Perry, have you heard the latest - he won't take the oath required by the First Succession Act either! The knave!
06:12 AM on 10/25/2011
The perfect summation of the situation.
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
03:18 AM on 10/25/2011
You keep hittin' 'em outta the park, Steven! Great post!

"Galaxy Quest."

A hilarious "Star Trek" satire of an alien race called "Thermians," who come to our planet in search of someone to save them from a terrorist bent on annihilating their species.

These "Thermians," are technologically advanced, but with no concept of fiction. All they know of the Earth, is from TV broadcasts. They think "Gilligan's Island" is a real drama involving "those poor people," and that Tim Allen's old "Galaxy Quest" TV character, Star Ship Captain, Jason Nesmith, can save them.

Those "Thermians" kind of remind me of the Tea Party. They've only been exposed to TV broadcasts, that give them a highly distorted conception of reality. They believe, because of those broadcast's distortions, that a parade of truly bad comedic actors portraying themselves as actual leaders reading from a really bad script, will somehow save them from "the terrorist."

I especially love the device from the movie called an "Appearance Generator." A device designed to make one appear human.

Of course, after really botching things up, Tim Allen and his fake star ship crew finally manage to fix things in spite of their incompetence. But that's Hollywood.

In cold reality, ignorance based on propaganda and false information, always, ALWAYS, comes to no good end.

Let's hope most voters in our beleaguered nation, recognize TV and radio fiction for what it is, and cast aside those engaging in using "Appearance Generators."
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FirstGame72
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
12:15 PM on 10/25/2011
Yes but how do YOU know the difference between what's real and what's not, what true and what's not when so many others that you deem "Thermians" cannot make those distinctions.
Please teach us great enlightened one.
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
09:06 PM on 10/25/2011
Wow. Do I really have to explain my post to you? That it refers to a group of people who have decided to ONLY get their political info from ONE source? The source that just happens to be the admitted propaganda machine of the Republican Party?

Do I have to explain it's about the people who come to blogs like this one, spouting false "history," and contorted "facts," supplied to them by those who wish to see those very people stripped of benefits like Social Security and Medicare? The folks who are allowing that ONE source of info, to convince them to be aiders and abettors their in own economic destruction?

The folks who go to a Republican debate, and applaud death and unemployment? Who boo and hiss at an active soldier in Iraq, because he is gay?

You didn't get that, my "great enlightened one?"
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SirReal1
12:14 PM on 10/26/2011
"Well, if that scenario ever does take place, it will be led by monkeys a whole lot smarter than this old simple simian. :-)"

Socrates was considered to be "the wisest man of his time" because he "knew what he didn't know".

Sometimes the "simplest" of acts is actually the most difficult to engage in. Your modesty is unwarranted. ;-)
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
02:10 PM on 10/26/2011
Thank you. You're the best, SirReal1! :-)
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SirReal1
12:53 AM on 10/25/2011
I know, some of you have heard it before, but I have to throw it out there one more time.

The Century of the Self

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPzGUsYyKM

Nearly 4 hours long, but worth the time. If you don't want to watch it all in one chunk, youtube has it broken in to segments as well.
12:45 AM on 10/25/2011
Great article Steven! I agree with everything you said.