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CSI: GOP

Posted: 05/04/2012 2:10 pm

You can tell a lot by what's left over in the wake of a destructive act, just like you can divine the shape of an object when observing the "negative" space surrounding it. Like those unfathomably attractive CSI investigators do on TV, residual carnage can tell the story just as vividly as if the crime were observed in real time.

So whenever the right wing levels its latest froth-flecked attack upon, oh say, gay people, women's rights, health care, climate change, social services, the middle class, corporate regulation, peace or just true stuff in general, the carnage left behind speaks more to the inner workings of the attackers than to the attack itself. Of course, the right's behavior is merely a construct to justify its ideology, which itself is a loud, histrionic exercise in corn pone clubbiness and fringe xenophobia. It appeals to the basest instincts of its base, exploiting the meanness inherent in people who are already, for whatever reasons, so scared shitless by a black president that they have to further demonize him beyond even his loathed skin tone and humble beginnings.

The corporate right wing in general (and the GOP in particular) daily demonstrates a fetishizing of negativity, seeming to enjoy the "death by a thousand cuts" approach to getting their way. But the true perverseness is that, in this case, they inflict those cuts upon the rest of us.

Witness the slow, steady assault on abortion rights: while mostly ineffective in the macro, the anti-women's rights movement has instead sought redress in the micro, seeding lower level government with partisan ideologues and -- in a snicker-inducing twist -- patiently waiting for those seeds to come to term.

Or the manic embrace of the lethal fraud that is "gun rights".

Or the sheer hormonal thrill derived from large and small scale bullying of the weak and the disenfranchised.

The corporate right wing GOP fantasy of a walled-in, unregulated, American Exceptionalism-spouting population is up there with Heaven and Atlas Shrugged, better relegated to a video game or a theme park. As utterly unattainable as it is plain dumb, the right wing salve for ailments both supposed and real go no deeper than the surface, their policies never aiming at root causes but only at topical outbreaks (ginned-up by connected companies who specialize in the cleaning up such outbreaks).

And speaking of vacuums, where's W?

The conspicuous absence of the previous two-term president -- absent from the stage, absent from the conversation, a complete un-president -- belches volumes as to the right's deep awareness of their own actions. The complete excision of George W. Bush and his atrocious record from the scene shows that the party leaders are all too cognizant of what they've been wreaking.

But all the right wing demagogues, mouthpieces and trolls actually perform a great service for the nation in that they provide an up-close assessment of the greater know-nothing machine, pulsing reverse barometers of the virulence racing through their veins and out their mouths. Like being on Nixon's enemies list, it is a clear sign that you're probably doing something worthy if the right attacks you with its trademark ferocity.

And the space once filled by a loyal opposition now appears as a glaring, howling maw; the absence of sense and civility from the right has made modern conservatism into a truly scary monster. Anytime the right wing demonizes an issue that benefits one of the aforementioned subjects, their formerly sane identity -- what the right used to be -- becomes more defined and deeply longed-for. From their point of view, their movement has been pushed by decades of liberal legislation to evolve into the crusaders for justice they now fancy themselves as being. But they are evolving to certain extinction.

And in their absence, the record left behind of the destruction they wrought will be their greatest gift to the future of this country.

 

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triplettam
Mind Bender
03:58 AM on 05/13/2012
The Republicans won't stop until they have installed a corpocracy. I hope everybody realizes that this November.

Every man is equally entitled to protection by law; but when the laws undertake to add... artificial distinctions, to grant titles, gratuities, and exclusive privileges, to make the rich richer and the potent more powerful, the humble members of society--the farmers, mechanics, and laborers--who have neither the time nor the means of securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the injustice of their government.
-President Andrew Jackson, veto of national bank bill, July 10, 1832

There can be no effective control of corporations while their political activity remains. To put an end to it will be neither a short nor easy task, but it can be done."
-President Theodore Roosevelt (the last true Republican).

Democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than the
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
05:30 AM on 05/13/2012
Great quotes, my friend! It's amazing how the battle never ends. How voices from the past can speak so eloquently to our situations in the present.

Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't recognize his Pub Party today, that's for sure. Heck, I don't think Reagan would, and he's the daddy of much of it.

It's always a little scary wondering what the voters will decide in any given election, but the Republicans aren't even trying to hide their contempt for women, workers, minorities, the elderly and children anymore. Nor are they trying to hide their complete subservience to the corporations.

If the 2010 elections had any good side at all, it should be in how the Republican Party, in their arrogance, made their game plan obvious to anyone paying attention. To destroy the middle class by making workers little more than slaves to corporations, to return women to "their place" and to subjugate the poor.

We can only hope the majority HAS been paying attention. I'm betting they have. If they haven't, this country has lost it's collective mind.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
05:55 AM on 05/13/2012
This country might have AADD. Just look at 2010. I have it, but I know it and I won't be fooled. Not sure of my neighbors.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
05:52 AM on 05/13/2012
. . . "Democratic State itself." FDR 1942. SHEESH! I hate computers.
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
07:11 AM on 05/13/2012
Great FDR quote!

Computers sure have been a mixed blessing, haven't they? I have a relationship with mine, that borders on that Twilight Zone episode called "A Thing About Machines."

The one where the man, Bartlett Finchly who despises machines, is eventually offed by all of his household products and his automobile.

If my computer ever begins typing on it's own, "Get out of here Monkees," that's the last you'll hear from me. Lord knows the curses I've spewed at my PC, would embarrass a sailor. ;-)
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triplettam
Mind Bender
03:44 AM on 05/13/2012
Ha!
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
05:37 AM on 05/13/2012
Great catch, my friend! And yes, very familiar.

Since our earlier posts to each other on this particular subject have not been allowed, I'll just leave it at that. ;-)
04:28 PM on 05/06/2012
The irony of this blog is hilarious... So I ask you, where is Obama? In his assertion that the racist, homophobic, prejudiced right ignores Bush's record, Mr. Weber ignores the fact that our current president's record is even worse.
When will the left wake up and realize that three years, $5,000,000,000,000.00 (that's TRILLION), 2000 dead troops, and three more dollars per gallon later, it really isn't about the color of the man's skin?
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
09:12 PM on 05/06/2012
Hmmm. President Obama inherits from Bush, a crashed economy on the brink of a 2nd Great Depression. Stops that economic collapse with a stimulus package, and the nation begins a slow but steady recovery.

Worse than Bush?

The last time I checked our recent history, it was Bush who started the two UNPAID-FOR wars which President Obama also inherited.
Of course, why should I expect anyone from the right to know anything about actual history. They watch Fox News.

You DO know where the bloated debt started, right? No, of course you don't. You're too busy blaming Obama.
It began with the trillion dollar (and counting) Bush tax cuts for the rich, followed by two multi-trillion dollar wars and a Medicare Drug bill that Bush refused to raise taxes to pay for. There had NEVER been a US war that didn't involve raising taxes in history. Oops. There's that "history" word again.

Want to be taken even moderately seriously on the debt? Demand your Republican Representatives allow the Bush tax breaks for the wealthy to expire. And quit advocating punishing the poor, the elderly and women for the economic collapse created by Wall Street and the banks.

Gasoline in my area right now is $3.79 for regular. According to your calculations, gas was only $.79 cents per gallon under Bush. Funny how I don't recall that.

Facts are your friends, but Republicans seem to enjoy being "friendless" when it comes to trying to debate intelligently.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
03:51 AM on 05/13/2012
Great post, friend. Not to mention the fact that over 80% of the increased debt are due to BUSH ERA POLICIES that you mentioned. The stimulus only accounts for about 14% (according to PEW and CBO). But it's useless to argue with her kind. They don't see facts; they only see color.
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Steven Weber
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03:50 PM on 05/07/2012
He's been here the whole time, as the incessant obstructionism from the right wing media will attest. If I burn down your home and disenfranchise your neighborhood, and then do everything I can to prevent you from repairing the damage, WHERE ARE YOU? Silly Polly....
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10:56 AM on 05/05/2012
Yes, where is W and why aren't we supposed to mention his very name (or initial)?
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
05:36 AM on 05/05/2012
Wonderful, Steven. Your excellent observations, reminded me of a character from literature:

Watching the Republican Party's descent into the political abyss, I can't help thinking of Gollum.

"We want's it. We needs it. The preeecious!"

For me, the "precious" is the right's unending addiction for zero taxation and zero regulation of corporations.

"We wants it. We needs it."

They don't care if zero WS/banking regulation, ends in a collapsed economy. Unconcerned about corporate deregulation fouling the land, air and water. Resources they too, along with their own children's, children's, children, must have to enjoy a fruitful life.

"We wants it. We needs it. The preeecious!"

Don't care if zero taxation of the rich, means the poor and middle class will have to make up those shortfalls. That programs hard-won over the last century to protect the elderly, women, workers, minorities, the environment and so on, will be slashed or abandoned. A United States plunged even further into massive poverty, joblessness and third world conditions.

It's called greed. An addiction as powerful as any drug.

"We wants it. We needs it. The preeecious."

"Gollum came to love and hate the Ring, just as he loved and hated himself. Throughout the story, Gollum is seen communing with his ego, torn between his lust for the Ring and his desire to be free of it." - Wikipedia

If the Republican Party cannot "free" themselves from their disastrous policies of greed, they are destined to follow Gollum into the abyss.
01:13 AM on 05/05/2012
This is one of those rare columns that makes me with I'd written it, delineating as it does, all that I find repulsive, corrosive and dangerous about the current political right wing.

"...the right's behavior is merely a construct to justify its ideology, which itself is a loud, histrionic exercise in corn pone clubbiness and fringe xenophobia. It appeals to the basest instincts of its base, exploiting the meanness inherent in people who are already, for whatever reasons, so scared shitless by a black president that they have to further demonize him beyond even his loathed skin tone and humble beginnings."

Exactly right. Excellent job, Steven.
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Dosadi
Political agnostic
10:49 PM on 05/04/2012
Here is a quote from the plan the bankers agreed upon in 1891 -1892


“We'll therefore speed up the question of reform in the custom rates by the political organizati­­on called the Democratic Party; and we'll put the spotlight on the question of protection and of the reciprocit­­y by the Republican Party.

We should not be alarmed when we discover that the banks are using both political parties to maintain their stranglehold over our futures. It is their plan. It is up to we, the people, to revolt against it. We must do it peacefully but forcefully. Civil disobedience must become the order of the day until we, the people, once again take control of our government, our money and our futures.
10:49 PM on 05/04/2012
I couldnt tell if this was a parody or not. Then I read the comments. Apparently not.
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Dosadi
Political agnostic
10:45 PM on 05/04/2012
Nice article Steve.
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dragonladywaltham
politicians are SUPPOSED to serve Americans
10:16 PM on 05/04/2012
This is so well said. You covered all the boxes. It is the Republican eulogy.
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AndKoolaidForAll
'Change' is the nature of OUR Universe
07:35 PM on 05/04/2012
"...But they are evolving to certain extinction."

I have to admit - I seek the day you instead write their eulogy and history performs a 'post mortem'.

Terrific 'investigation'...
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Simon Gribben
A filmmaker with a few awards and honors.
06:54 PM on 05/04/2012
Good job, Steve.
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Konnie
Really South Carolina??
06:16 PM on 05/04/2012
brilliant my wordsmithie as usual. but i am fearful that the fringe folk of the right will turn out in droves to vote for "their last hope", while we on the left won't. You and I have to beat our drums harder, shout from the roof tops that this election is the most important of our lifetimes. This election we must retake congress and in so doing slam shut the door on these maddening shrill ideologs once and for all. We must make the media recognize a landsliding mandate, as nothing else will suffice.
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behumane
12:57 AM on 05/05/2012
And make sure those who may disenfranchised by new voter requirements, are not. We need to identify those potential voters since now and sacrifice our time to help them overcome the new Jim Crow laws. We need every vote we can get.
05:26 PM on 05/04/2012
They believe that if they repeat their lies often enough the public will believe it. IT WORKS !!!! Why should they stop if it's working for them ?
We need to expose them as the liars that they are....NOT let them jump from seat to seat 24/7 and spin these lies as the "journalists" sit there and just nod their head.... and move on to the next set up question they are all geared up for.
Citizens out there can have some tiny brains Steven. Love your stuff....you too...!
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momosity
Liberal Since In-Utero
04:30 PM on 05/04/2012
"people who are already, for whatever reasons, so scared shitless by a black president"

Truer words were never written...
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timm0
I'm not top 0.01% - so it must be because I'm lazy
08:10 AM on 05/05/2012
Yes, but bear in mind the hard core republicans will remain terrified if the word "black" in that sentence can be easily replaced with anything that isn't exactly like them. Anyone who doesn't patronize them to the fullest and mirror their self-destructive instincts is scary.
08:22 PM on 05/08/2012
It's not his skin color I'm scared of, it's his damaging policies that frighten me. He's delivered nothing he's promised. Cut the deficit in half by end of 1st term? Yeah, right! Close Guantanamo within the year? Uh huh! Transparency? Still waiting for that one, too! He's a big, fat failure on all fronts, and I hope and pray that he's "forwarding" his mail to a new address come January 2013!
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
04:28 AM on 05/10/2012
Delivered NOTHING that he promised???

Ended DADT.
Ended The Iraq War.
Delivered Health Care Reform (It's now law and future improvements are filibuster-proof. All we need are majority votes. Give them to Obama this November).
Promised to go into Pakistan if necessary, and take out bin Laden. Accomplished.
Signed the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.
Saved GM, now the number one automaker in the WORLD!
Fought Republican stonewalling, and enacted an economic stimulus package that prevented a Great Depression. Resulting in a slow but steady economic recovery.

There are many many more examples of promises kept, and the ones that didn't make it ran up against a Republican brick wall of NO!

And let's be honest here. Your comment about "cutting the deficit in half first term," sounds more Repub than lib. No reasonable person could expect that result from ANY president, after an economic collapse bordering on Great Depression-levels was handed to Obama in Sept, 2008.

If you truly are a liberal, then vote this November to reelect Obama and give him a solid Democratic House and Senate.

If you're a Pub up to some mischief, nice try but this ain't gonna be your party's year...