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Democracy Ball!

Posted: 06/08/2012 7:57 pm

So, millions and millions of people play the lottery every week in America.

And that's local lotteries, not even the big-ass mega/multi/super/über lotteries that whip people into a puff-peaked meringue at the chance to win hundreds, thousands, millions, hell -- sometimes hundreds of millions of semolians. For that lottery people stand in line with ticket in trembling hand at candy stores and newsstands and make everyone standing behind them wait to buy cigarettes, nail clippers or lube (or all three. Hey -- a party's a party.) and who roll their eyes at the folly of such would-be wannabe plutocrats (while doing mental calculations deciding what they would do if they ever won that bounty).

And the odds of anyone hitting the jackpot are well-known, something in the area of 1 in 14,000,000. Steep, nigh on impossible odds. But I -- I mean, people -- continue to line up and smoke their pipe dreams in public (which I'm pretty sure is illegal in most states).

Kind of like what's happening to our electoral system, thanks to that delightfully un-democratic law known as Citizen's United.

Because of the UNLIMITED semolians being siphoned down right-wing sluices into the coffers of Tea Party/bat-shit-loony/Christian Nation/Flat Earther/Birthers (or, more simply, The GOP) the odds of there ever being a fair election have also become somewhat slim.

And so, those well-meaning pipe dreamers in Wisconsin and beyond who are not so much voting for a candidate as they are voting in the 14,000,000 to 1 hope that they, too, become millionaires and can then live the lives they blow into the air like so much exhaust from a lottery ticket-filled hookah of hooey, while the recipients of their votes are the real winners: Which lucky billionaire gets to manipulate the herd of desperate dreamers?

In state after state, voting is being suppressed by those big, big, big monied fellers, voters are being purged, lies are being pumped into the air and water like so much arsenic. And the peeps, ever trusting, ever dreaming, are falling for the scam.

But beating the odds is what America's all about! It's where a guy who's raised in a log cabin and without formal schooling can grow up to save the Union (what?) and abolish slavery (WHAT?) and become the most revered name in the American story.

The sad part is, with so much hanging in the balance (i.e., the choice between an admittedly imperfect democracy which still endeavors to serve the needs of a diverse mass versus a retrograde quasi-Christian quasi-conservative corporatocracy which rewards privilege and ignorance) the time for considering anything other than the election of Obama to a second term is not now. As in all things, the solution to the multitudinous problems effecting our country lay somewhere in the middle; those problems requiring the patience and analysis of a moderate mentality, rather than an extreme one.

But for obvious reasons, the far right has labored -- successfully -- to marginalize this middle/moderate solution, virtually assuring its own dominance. And it's not just in the balls-out effort by the right to make voting a total scam.

The flaw in, say, austerity, is that it's success is predicated on the relative exactitude of math rather than the shifting, liquid imperfection of people's lives. A nation is not a budget, no matter how much ideologues want it to be so. That is why the idea of a strict traditionalist interpretation of the Constitution is as faulty in practice as a strict and rigid adherence to the Bible -- it simply is not applicable in modern society.

Further, the far right ideologue that passes for "conservative" these days seems incapable of comprehending the needs of actual living, breathing people and therefore prefers to bestow human attributes to corporate entities, puts total faith in mathematic-based outcomes and vows allegiance to antiquated belief systems, all the while engaging in behavior that stacks the deck against any "rival". If you have to lie, cheat, steal, obstruct and bully to get your point across, it must not be a point capable of surviving on its own merits.

The right loves to boil things down to black and white, two plus two. Along the way they dress these simplistic memes up in provocative clothing, pushing buttons that needn't be pushed, mixing tangy lies with bland truths. They invoke hoary tradition and infuse it with paranoia, creating a distracting spectacle that only approximates Democracy, and the people, ever hopeful for a bigger piece of a diminishing pie, buy a ticket.

Because, after all: America's the land of opportunity. Even at 14,000,000 to 1 odds.

 

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04:55 PM on 06/10/2012
As long as the "values voters" go to the polls in a religious stupor and vote contrary to their own best economic interest in preference for quasi theocracy over individual liberty, the GOP will court them; if, however, those of that "follower" class wake up and realise that the actions of the GOP in power have been and will likely continue to be contrary to biblical teachings, such as

Care for the "least" among us vs. refusing to increase taxes on the wealthies that have kept getting wealthier while more and more of the employee class lose their homes even though it will be
more for the wealthy to get into heaven that putting a camel through the eye of a needle.

Judge not that ye be not judged vs. willingness to pander to the fundamentalist contrary to any semblence of individual liberty and equal right under law --supposedly because the Bible objects to certain behaviours; however the willingness to enact interpretations of religious teachings into law to force people to act in a way that will make it more likely to get into heaven STOPS when it comes to relieving the wealthy of some more of their major impediment$ to getting into heaven to abide by the Biblical admonition to help the least among us..

Thou shall not kill; vs. support death penalty $ massive funding most powerful military in history.

Hypocrisy is ugly.
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Querent
I say the things that have to be said.
02:23 PM on 06/10/2012
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
07:05 AM on 06/10/2012
Well, two shots at a reply to your always astute comments, but either the auto delete or the human delete "fire wall" says "You Shall Not Pass!" ;-)

Wonderful post, my friend! One of your very best! :-)
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golfvue3
It's all ball bearings these days.
10:22 PM on 06/09/2012
The US is not a democracy. It's a representative republic.
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01:42 AM on 06/10/2012
A republic is representative by definition, so saying "representative republic" is redundant and repetitious. ;)
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TeraWatt60
Cogito Ergo Sum
11:23 AM on 06/10/2012
direct democracy is impossible in anything larger than a tiny city-state. Even then it often results in "tyranny of the majority" as we have seen when citizens vote on the rights of others.
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glockman
05:25 PM on 06/09/2012
Mr. Weber, no comment on the piles of cash flowing from K and Wall Streets to the Democrat party?
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lakat
Haiti lives.
04:52 PM on 06/09/2012
Preachin' to the choir, Steven. Unfortunately your message is well accepted by those of us with the ability and will to think, analyze and formulate opinions based on fact and reason. The ones who NEED to read and comprehend your post will most certainly reject it in total. They have no reason, they have no shame, they have no interest or curiosity to learn the truth about anything. Only when they are up to their waists in boiling oil will they recognize, in shock, that they have been duped and used for democracy foddder. I am not proud of this, it's very un-liberal of me, but I am not sorry for the republican serfs, I am sorry for me. That I will be taken down with them because that's how things go. An avalanche of no-nothings and the aware all mixed together to their doom. Too much? I think so too.
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efffox
The truth is NOT halfway between right and wrong
05:03 PM on 06/09/2012
Your reply is as excellent as Steven Weber's article. F/F!!!
05:54 PM on 06/09/2012
F&F, I couldn't have said it better.
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02:28 PM on 06/09/2012
Here is my problem with your blog. I voted for Obama, and Pelosi and Feinstein and Guantanamo is still open for business, we are at war in several countries, torture is a presidential prerogative, stop and search is everyday, posse comitas is forgotten, the bankers got away with the wealth of America; so why should I vote for either party? If I can find a man or woman willing to stand up to this onslaught I will vote for them. But support one guy who is less damaging to our republic than another guy is weak. I want a President who will have the guts to turn back on the radiation meters and tell us the unvarnished truth: why we are at war, why we bail banks, why we need drones over America and on and on. Steven, I like your posts but this time I need more convincing.
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lakat
Haiti lives.
05:00 PM on 06/09/2012
For what? Are you going to vote for Romney? Really? Or not vote at all, because that's what THEY want you to do.
11:39 AM on 06/10/2012
No, I am not going to vote for any GOP offering. But why should I go with President Obama again when Constitutional rights have been lost under his watch, we are at war, and the bankers run wild. Torture is now a presidential prerogative, and Scorpion teams fan out across America to search and harass citizens just as the British did prior to our revolution. Read the Declaration of Independence, it is a listing of complaints about government that have relevance today.
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Paulwelden
Gimmee some truth
05:23 PM on 06/09/2012
Maybe a replay of 2000 will convince you.
11:31 AM on 06/10/2012
No, it will not convince me. What I want is first my Constitutional rights, then no wars that argues fighting a few tribal members on the other side of the planet for a trillion dollars a year is a good idea. Did you see where Leon is talking of boots on the ground In Pakistan. We are insane and I am not going to cheerlead or pretend this is the best America can do.
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Denis Higgins
07:04 AM on 06/09/2012
Simply put, if the SCOTUS doesn't get a few liberal-minded appointees...this country is screwed!
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glockman
05:24 PM on 06/09/2012
Simply put, law shouldn't be colored by left/right ideology.
05:58 PM on 06/09/2012
No it shouldn't be, but it is...
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Phyllis Copeland
Shout into the void, don't weep in the darkness
10:01 PM on 06/09/2012
It shouldn't no, but the SCOTUS has moved so far to the right, we need a few far libs just to bring it bck to an even keel again.
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AndKoolaidForAll
'Change' is the nature of OUR Universe
02:19 AM on 06/09/2012
Merciless, relentless and perhaps even 'unforgiving'...

The prerequisites of truth often involve unpleasantness - for someone.
02:19 AM on 06/09/2012
Lincoln also hosted seances in the White House...not that it diminishes anything...just saying. The Billionaire-Mega-Millionaire Industry is riddled with nepotism. Like we didn't already know that. No wonder they NEVER acknowledge my resumes. They represent a world where you don't have to be talented. You just have to be 'right.'......Enjoyed the pithy comparisons.
pssdov
No act of kindness goes unnoticed
10:40 AM on 06/09/2012
Mary Lincoln, who was certified nuts, was the one hosting seances, not Abe. She was driven into deep depression and melancholy by the loss of a young son and was attempting to make contact with him.
02:00 PM on 06/09/2012
thanks for the clarification. I'd heard that but did not know all the specifics ...though I wonder if any White House 'Lincoln Bedroom' guests (actually used as a study...) ever encountered the President's ghost? ...To me, that would be a privileged, spiritual encounter and not 'troubling' in the least. I'd probably thank him for preserving the country as we know it today.
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Fi
A Gluten-Free life!
02:05 AM on 06/09/2012
Great stuff Steven.
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Orcas Island
Speak the truth and ride a fast horse.
02:26 AM on 06/09/2012
Yeppers. We live in Palookaville. The United States of Palookaville.
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Konnie
Really South Carolina??
09:11 PM on 06/08/2012
nailed it my wordsmithie. the truth in all its absurdity. wish i could see any hope of reason in the great unwashed. it's a sad time indeed.