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Steven Weber

Steven Weber

Posted: March 9, 2010 01:16 PM

Steve and Alec (or Alec and Steve) Save the World

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Watching the Oscars was a reminder of what television was and should be again.

I'm not talking about the by now routine assemblage of narcissist nut-jobs/nose-jobs or the encyclopedia appendix of thank you's which pass for an acceptance speech or the occasional manifestation of real emotion which still garners reactions of wonder among human beings whose only imperative now is to buy shit from Amazon at the push of an "enter" key.

What it showcased this time out was the medium's discarded brilliance in the persons of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.

For those younger viewers to whom ChatRoulette is the perfect match for their 4G attention spans, this was an example of what television was virtually every night of the week. From the 1950's on through the early '80's, tested and ready veterans took to the stages and screens and demonstrated their skills, honed and refined after years of practice, and regularly placed the bar of American entertainment quite a bit higher than we have grown used to.

Now a virtual stripmall of amateur theatrics and low-brow carny spectacles, television was once a fertile playground for everyone from con-artist to genius, as boundless as the internet except with the essential boundaries of taste and time which ensure originality and clever execution. And, mimicking a human being's natural rhythms, it went to sleep around midnight and woke up around 6, as opposed to pulsing and selling and throbbing and selling 24 hours a day, caffeinated and titillated far above and beyond how people are meant to be.

The team of Martin and Baldwin (or Baldwin and Martin) ran the show with real authority, while brilliantly playing morons in authority, giving a demonstration in the lost art of emceeing. In an era when virtually all that is paraded before us on our television screens is an inbred, corporatized, casually diluted shadow of the shows once produced for the medium with passion and verve, Baldwin and Martin (or Martin and Baldwin) reminded the conscious world that there was actual expertise once; that television wasn't just an endlessly repeating trope of "real people" being followed around by cameras or scavenger hunting or clawing their way onto talent shows only to engage in wince-inducing Soul Yodeling.

What we all had a demonstration of was the bygone genre Variety (a word now wholly disdained by know-nothings and dolts, second only to the tragic misappropriation of the term "liberal" by tiny-penised, right wing racists). They hilariously skewered the entertainment culture and themselves in it, holding a mirror up to the audience in a way that a corporate-driven product cannot, being itself devoid of that creative element that the corporate mentality deems as insignificant: it gets in the way of profit.

And to that end, the virtuosity of the hosts and the resultant joy speaks to a deeper issue: the necessity of art in a consumption obsessed world.

Without art and the expertise of artisans, craftspersons and performers of all stripes in all areas, all devoted to art's proficiency and ubiquity, the world -- as we see every day when we turn on our various screens -- is cold, violent and downright stupid.

It's not a stretch to go from celebrating B&M's Oscar eve antics to decrying the absence of art and specialization in our soulless consumer culture. When you have reminders right in front of you to aid in the comparison (the Health Care summit comes to mind, with an informed, articulate, dynamic president sitting alongside an embittered, malevolent cadre of right-wing sellouts), it's easy.

Just the way Martin and Baldwin (or Baldwin and Martin) made it look on Oscar night.

 
 
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02:59 PM on 03/15/2010
And I do have another relatable comment for this post. It is about Hollywood and liberalism­. And how the steep decline in the quality of entertainm­ent these days is equally matched by the accelerati­on of progressiv­e liberal ideology being forced on us thru this medium and often in oh so subtle ways.

Declining talent and a simultanio­us increase of liberalism in Hollywood.­.. Just a coincidenc­e?

Anyway, here's an article that I wrote last month...

Hollywood L!beralism knows no boundries.­..Exhibit 1.. the movie "Doubt"
http://tot­hewire.wor­dpress.com­/2010/03/1­4/hollywoo­d-liberali­sm-knows-n­o-boundrie­s-exhibit-­1-the-movi­e-doubt/
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llovejim
Truth, Justice and the Milky Way
03:12 PM on 03/14/2010
If only we all were such skilled artisans as this guy, who soared to such thespian heights on Wings, if you excuse the pun, we could have all been so flat out flabbergas­ted by Baldwin and Martin (or Martin and Baldwin) emceeing an awards show so skillfully and whatnot. Steve seems to be fairly easily impressed.
05:35 PM on 03/14/2010
Did you watch the show?
03:06 PM on 03/14/2010
the cult of celebrity as practiced by this web site is laughable. one would think it was sarcasm.
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02:04 PM on 03/14/2010
These are the funny guys, along with Robin Williams. Don't know if anyone nowadays is even close to them in brilliance­. Thanks, Steve, for your always insightful comments.
03:46 PM on 03/11/2010
Thank you Steven for describing the feeling I had watching the Oscars. The two of them were very much like hosts of a variety show. Kind of like when Frank Sinatra would show up on Dean Martin's show. Or Rowan & Martin on Laugh-in. TV now is ridiculous­. I cannot stand all those stupid "reality" shows. I long for the days of Carol Burnett and the rest.
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Steamboater
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08:55 AM on 03/14/2010
You had feeling watching the Oscars? Hospitals should reshow the telecast prior to a patient's surgery. That's certainly a great way of cutting down on the cost of anesthetic­s.
05:36 PM on 03/14/2010
264 fans? Martin & Baldwin were terrific.
04:00 PM on 03/10/2010
can't agree, it was painful watching those two. they had zero chemistry, the jokes were bad and poorly set up, it was pretty awful. the 'paranorma­l activity' bedtime sketch was the only funny bit they did.
09:57 AM on 03/11/2010
Absolutely astounding­!

That is the exact opposite of what I had planned to write

Are you my evil twin?
08:37 PM on 03/14/2010
I loved the bedtime skit!
02:57 PM on 03/10/2010
dude, you should have the word 'professio­nal' in front of wise-ass.

your a master at this.
11:03 AM on 03/10/2010
count me in for agreeing 100 percent. well said, steven! loved you in wings. good comments, people.
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Steamboater
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10:29 AM on 03/10/2010
If a variety show host that still has it in her could have brought life to hosting the Oscars, that would have been Carol Burnett but she's a woman and the academy feels men are better hosts; that's why we get them time and again. Burnett would have been a safe bet, unlike some other comedienne­s who you have to watch carefully so as not to censor them on the spot with a some-odd seconds delay.
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04:08 PM on 03/14/2010
Didn't Ellen DeGeneres do it recently?
10:22 AM on 03/10/2010
I miss variety shows, too. I don't speak Spanish but watching Sabado Gigante on Univision is crazy fun!
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
10:20 AM on 03/10/2010
"When you have reminders right in front of you to aid in the comparison (the Health Care summit comes to mind, with an informed, articulate­, dynamic president sitting alongside an embittered­, malevolent cadre of right-wing sellouts), ... "

Obama is certainly informed and articulate and definitely dynamic, so dynamic that he went from supporting and leading on having a public option during his campaign for the presidency and then when he became president ,public option became dirty words.
09:31 AM on 03/10/2010
It's funny that you mentioned art. So many of the little art galleries that I used to visit are gone. It breaks my heart.
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jjgg5
07:54 AM on 03/10/2010
I thought it was a decent show. Martin and Baldwin did a good job. The telecast moves much more quickly these days. Thank God that we don't have to wade through all those technical award winners and special recognitio­n Oscars that, anymore, have previously been given. Those people (whom we've never cared about) always made the longest and most boring speeches. Oh, and we don't have to listen to the five nominated songs to hear what's the best of the worst. Part of the fun of watching the Oscars is to criticize it. Who doesn't want to see famous, beautiful and rich people experienci­ng awkward moments in front of millions of home viewers? ("These dolts are nothing without a script.") Occasional­ly, I even agree with who "deserves" his/her Academy Award. Hey, at least I'm not paying $12.00 for a ticket.
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kuhler
Cattitude is everything.
07:24 AM on 03/10/2010
Can anyone remember Saturday night in the 70s? All In The Family, Bridget Loves Bernie, Mary Tyler Moore, and The Bob Newhart Show. Four brilliant sitcoms (well, three anyway) on a SATURDAY night, and there were only three networks to choose from. Now you're lucky if you can find one rerun of a good old movie from 150-200 channels.
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RButler
"Who wouldn't love a person who had a pony?"
06:48 AM on 03/10/2010
In 'All About Eve" Marilyn Monroe's character asks George Sander's character if television has auditions. The prescient Sanders replies "That's all television is"