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Advice to Palin: Give the GOP Elephant His Job Back

Posted: 02/ 3/09 05:03 PM ET

Newt Gingrich this week prophesied that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin could become "very formidable" in the coming years as long as she "seeks out a group of sophisticated policy advisers." I daresay the latter clause of this statement is more likely than the former. But maybe I'm not being fair. Governor Palin does indeed have the potential to be a "very formidable" and viable GOP presidential candidate in 2012. However, the journey before her will be nothing short of a modern-day Pinocchio story--an endeavor to transform from a cartoon character into a real person.

Tina Fey was successful in lampooning Palin on SNL by using almost exact copies of her disastrous interview transcripts, rather than writing much original material (though Fey is no doubt a gifted and prolific comedic writer). Fey's impression delivered, and is now famous, primarily because of this authenticity--it required little embellishment to achieve comedic absurdity because the raw material from which it derived was sufficient enough. For many, even the most oblique reference to the Alaska governor had, by the end of the campaign, become a punch-line in and of itself (such as we've recently seen with Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich).

Recall the presidential campaign last fall, when McCain camp aides speculated that Palin had "gone rogue" to lay the foundation for a 2012 or 2016 presidential bid. These political oracles reportedly went so far as to describe her as a "diva" and a "whack job" after she began deviating so ruinously from her script. However, perhaps a more accurate retrospective diagnosis is that we were witnessing the full-blown manifestation of a self-caricature that developed throughout the campaign--and which was necessary for selling the previously unheard-of governor to the base. If Palin hopes to lead the GOP out of its rut, alongside the symbolically significant new RNC Chairman Michael Steele, she will first and foremost need to transcend her current role as the character children see on the front of a GOP cereal box.

To become "formidable" Palin must reverse this self-caricature, which will require an understanding of how it arose in the first place. The genesis was perhaps her first one-on-one, high pressure experience: the interview with Charlie Gibson, which revealed someone unlettered, unprepared and presumably in over her head. Her fight-or-flight response, following the even more cringe-inducing Katie Couric interview, was to transform into a mascot--something abstractly symbolic--to stave off the overbearing demands for a demonstration in policy acumen. Indeed, a mascot need not bother his or herself with matters of such gravitas.

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To introduce herself to the national political stage, Palin went overboard in creating the image of a Washington outsider, "maverick", bucolic, moose-hunting, hockey-mom who was just right for "Joe Six-pack." (By the way who was Joe Six-pack, Joe Camel's cousin?) The "don'tcha knows" and "gosh darn it's", coupled with that idyllic wink immortalized during the Vice Presidential debate, could probably not have been any more contrived at the time. But these antics creepily sank in and eventually appeared sincere. Though this caricature-like effect led to the intended saturnalia among ardent party loyalists--Joe the Plumber, Tito the Builder, and the rest of the "Village People"--it had an adverse effect on anyone who was even the least bit skeptical of such an inchoate candidate.

We now find ourselves three months hence, and three months since the self-caricature trajectory was at its apex. Admittedly, the Alaska governor may be improving her image by using more respectable political avenues than just spectacle-driven talk show appearances. This week she authored an op-ed for the Minneapolis Star Tribune to argue against a bill that would prohibit drilling in ANWR. And she has also entered the gubernatorial fray in Texas by endorsing Republican Rick Perry. But it is not yet clear whether these maneuvers will benefit her credibility.

One thing that surely won't help is her ongoing row with "the media." Her media-blaming gambit with filmmaker John Zeigler following the election was ill-received and seen as gratuitously souring, revealing that she is still rather naive when it comes to safely navigating the public sphere. Needless to say, the video footage of Palin in front of a turkey-beheading machine is precisely the type of thing she needs to avoid. Much of this will depend on luck, but Palin should indeed follow Gingrich's advice to recruit the best and the brightest advisors available. Still though, beyond cramming up on policy, the "hockey mom" must become a real person again.

She has a few years to wipe the slate clean and to make everyone forget the days where she was naught but a party mascot, prone to cutesy winks and demotic catchphrases. It won't be easy though, with a public that thrives on schadenfreude and that is unlikely give up such a public wellspring for ridicule as the Palin we all remember from the election. She has likability, but so does Tony the Tiger. What would help her most is to be taken seriously--to achieve the "Pinocchio effect" that will furnish her with the more subtle authenticity she so direly needs.

 

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Newt Gingrich this week prophesied that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin could become "very formidable" in the coming years as long as she "seeks out a group of sophisticated policy advisers." I daresay t...
Newt Gingrich this week prophesied that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin could become "very formidable" in the coming years as long as she "seeks out a group of sophisticated policy advisers." I daresay t...
 
 
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redsongia
is not Chicago
09:42 PM on 02/05/2009
Whatever. These guys like Gingrich are sly. They are using Palin as a lightening rod for the press so someone more legit, like Romney isn't picked apart for four years straight. We'll be so sick of this woman's face in 2012 that the hair god will be a welcomed change.
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nicole473
Because Republicans are a threat to this democracy
02:59 PM on 02/11/2009
you make a very good point.
11:29 AM on 02/05/2009
Sophisticated handlers will never be able to coach Palin into having any substantive thought processes.

Bush was a committed ideologue at Harvard, favoring the Vietnam War. And he came from a political family with a class based view of the world which he absorbed.


Palin has no such background to draw from and no developed political ideology. She hissed at community organizers and distributors of wealth only because it stirred the red meat mobsat her rallies. Not out of any coherent reasoned point of view - just blind ambition.
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yerachm
11:17 AM on 02/05/2009
Go on YouTube and watch her participating in the 2006 Alaska gubernatorial debate. She was articulate, well-informed and intelligent. She never got within a mile of "gosh", "gotcha" or "wink."
I wonder if it ever pains her to have become the caricature that she is today. And yet to return to her old self would be to admit having been a fraud in 2008.
So I think she's stuck for life being the Fourh Stooge.
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conservativelady
03:51 PM on 02/05/2009
So you are saying that the winking, "you betchas" was all a big act? No wonder why she seemed like a gimmick. I knew it was put on, but I didn't realize that it was tailor made for the 2008 campaign. I thought it was her phony shtick all along. Now this makes it seem even worse. I don't like her for playing the part she did. It was offensive. So now you are telling me that those of us who took a lot of abuse for not liking her act took the abuse because it was an act? Palin should apologize. Because by playing an act she caused division in the Republican Party between those who could see it was an act and those who still can't see it today. Many in the Republican Party only like Palin because the liberals can't stand her. That's not a good reason to support a candidate. Maybe the reason the liberals don't like her is because they are willing to admit she is a phony. I wish the real Palin would be herself. Maybe I could like her, though I don't know if I would want to like her after the stunt she just pulled with all the winking and "you betchas."
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redsongia
is not Chicago
09:43 PM on 02/05/2009
The public's memory is short...but youtube is forever :)
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ericmiami
Liberal with a CCW
11:15 AM on 02/05/2009
Sarah is Eugene McCarthy in a skirt.
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maxfax
Taa - dah!
09:26 AM on 02/05/2009
No, no, we want Sarah, we want Sarah, sing it again and again.
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08:39 AM on 02/05/2009
Republicans make the mistake of thinking because Sarah Palin "energized" their Republican Base, that she will be their winner candidate in 2012. What they are overlooking is the fact that Sarah Palin also energized Democratics, and much of the rest of the country, "against" her....passionately.

No matter how Republicans spin it, Sarah Palin is the reason John McCain lost so big. Republicans just keep looking at those "base" numbers and continue to believe that's the whole story.

I predict that if Sarah Palin becomes the Republican Nominee in 2012....there will be herds of Americans, lined up for miles for days, for the sole purpose of voting "against her"
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Willow207
03:01 PM on 02/05/2009
The "energized base" represented only approximately 20% of the GOP, the other 80 were in the bathroom holding their heads over the toilet while barfing!!!! Newt should retire, or be retired as he has passed relevance.
11:17 PM on 02/04/2009
I'd like to recommend that Gov Palin takes her advice from Limbaugh and Kristol. Both those men appear to be very free with their advice to President Obama and the GOP generally (which they are obviously controlling) so why should they not provide the benfit of their wisdom to this person who so needs it. I could care less about her personal life, although I do think that the decisions she has apparently made indicate a lack of thought or judgment, which if extrapolated into public life would not be very comforting. But her policy statements as ennunciated during the failed campaign are horrendous. Both she and Sen McCain made absolutely NO attempt to even think about governing America for ALL Americans, and not just for their party base. Gov Palin's statements were all designed to appeal to the narrowest minded of the Republican base, and alienated more than 50% of the voting electorate. For all the vaunted claims of bipartisanship by Republicans, at least President Obama actually considers viewpoints other than Democratic Party ones, and attempts to include them in processes. There is not a chance that an administration headed by McCain/Palin would have done so.
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plafayette
Rehabilitation Counselor
09:52 PM on 02/04/2009
There is so much that I do not like about Ms. Palins politics and personality I simply don't know where to begin. I will never forget her appearence onto the national stage...including the interviews and vice-presidental debate. I have not seen any qualities that suggest that she is qualified to lead the United States of America in any capacity. I do not need to demonize this woman. She under qualified, period.
Her lack of humility and blind ambition further accentuates her lack of substance and knowledge base. I think she could have pulled out of this mess if she stepped up and admitted that the whirlwind was more than she bargained for...and that she would be better prepared next time...blah,blah,blah. Instead she has blamed her disasterous behavior and performance on everyone else. Her own ethics should have informed her that it was not appropriate to spend public money on clothes for herself and family. As a public servant she should already know better....but she did not...and does not. This is a very small thing that she should know hands down without being told or reminded. She is not ready to lead the country.
09:41 PM on 02/04/2009
More of Sarah Palin's shenanigans:

http://palingates.blogspot.com/

http://nailinpalinnow.blogspot.com/
08:53 PM on 02/04/2009
Your whole premise that Palin must only improve her public image to "be formidable" is an echo of Rovian and other political manipulators' philosophy that the public is not smart enough to figure out superficial image from real depth and substance.

No "anonymous insiders" of the campaign had to inform us that she was a "whack-job." She did an admirable job honing that description herself.
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JPETERB
06:44 PM on 02/04/2009
I'm afraid, no, not afraid, afeared that the real Palin IS the one America saw in the interviews. That is when many, if not most, Americans lost our collective patience with the selling of 'a celebrity' as a substitute for a moral leader. All attempts to make a grown adult into a blank slate and draw a new person is just that, a makeover on the surface of the person. From shooting wolves from helicopters to shooting off her ambitious but misinformed mouth, Ms. Palin is what we need to avoid, not pity or polish.
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shel3364
06:01 PM on 02/04/2009
She's screwed. Its on video and YouTube.


The public won't forget and those that weren't paying attention won't believe their eyes.
05:05 PM on 02/04/2009
Oh Please....Palin can rehearse and memorize to her heart's content. Ask her something she hasn't been prepped for and she will repeat the pathetic Couric interview. And knowing Palin, she'll resort to blaming the media and the interviewer for being so mean to her. Come on....seriously....she couldn't answer the question what newspapers do you read??
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kareemachan
watashi ha tororu ga oroka da to omoi masu。
01:38 PM on 02/05/2009
And they trampled on her 1st Amendment rights, don'tcha know....
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redsongia
is not Chicago
09:45 PM on 02/05/2009
Everytime she says something like that, the world is reminded how little she understands First Amendment rights, or anything of the like.
04:40 PM on 02/04/2009
To go from being a wooden puppet to a real person she'll need one thing that she currently lacks. A heart.

She was a gimmick, nothing more. No one heard of her before McSame picked her to try to sway women voters and someone with such fringe views and ties will never be a mainstream national leader.
04:24 PM on 02/04/2009
If Sarah Palin is one of the front runners for the Republican Party in 2012, she'll be ripped to shreds by the other repubs.
She thought the media was bad?!
They'll bring up every bad thing that came out (that most of us know about, but the general public doesn't) and she'll be destroyed.
06:15 PM on 02/04/2009
Absolutely! If she thinks Mitt Romney, Mike Huckaby, Charlie Crist, etc. are going to step aside for her, she really is wacko. She may have the far far far right base, but these guys have been waiitng too long to let her push them aside. We will find out what they really think of her, and it won't be the lies they told us last summer.
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redsongia
is not Chicago
09:46 PM on 02/05/2009
MItt Romney fights pretty dirty.