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I Hate Social Networking

Posted: 03/20/2012 5:52 pm

I've never liked small talk. I like to jump into the deep. To find out what makes two people tick together like an old fashioned grandfather's clock. I seek conversations that juice my creativity, that help me navigate all types of love and to put in perspective the difficulties of this wild life. But I do this in person, with my friends -- in a Yoga or Aikido class, over dinner, on a walk, on the phone -- not through social networking.

I don't want to know when you're going to sleep or if you sweated up a storm in your latest workout. I don't want to hear about your baby's poop habits, or the tiff with the neighbor. Give me nourishment, not trivia.

On social networks I want five things.

  1. To learn something.
  2. To laugh.
  3. To be surprised or delighted.
  4. To be uplifted.
  5. To be provoked.

On social networks I don't want to know these five things.

  1. When you wake up or go to sleep.
  2. What you ate.
  3. Where you are shopping.
  4. What you are doing in this moment.
  5. The newest thought that just popped into your head apropos of nothing.

We have all read and heard, ad nauseum, to be in the moment and just do what you are doing. Nike's famous phrase comes to mind. "Just do it." This doesn't include Tweeting on Twitter, posting on Facebook, or now, Pinning on Pinterest. If you're doing something, just do it. Thinking about how you're going to share it with all the people you don't know on all your social networks sullies the experience. It takes you away from the full pleasure of just being. Just be for godsakes. You don't need to pin it, post it, blog it or tweet it.

Susan Harrow is the author of Sell Yourself Without Selling Your Soul. She runs a Media Consultancy where she helps everyone from Fortune 500 CEOs to celebrity chefs, entrepreneurs to authors grow their business through media coaching and the power of PR. For more information please contact Susan.

 

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I've never liked small talk. I like to jump into the deep. To find out what makes two people tick together like an old fashioned grandfather's clock. I seek conversations that juice my creativity, th...
I've never liked small talk. I like to jump into the deep. To find out what makes two people tick together like an old fashioned grandfather's clock. I seek conversations that juice my creativity, th...
 
 
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07:40 PM on 04/25/2012
I am 19 and absolutely loathe social media. I value my privacy and have no interest in posting photos and updates on a profile to hundreds of 'friends'. Just another stress I do not need. Give me real interaction any day, when I have spare time give me a good book or movie. The mere mention of Facebook in conversation is extremely depressing for me, I do not want to hear about it as I go about my daily life. Surprisingly alot of my friends are seeing the light and leaving the network as well, and we are connecting far more often and talking by phone again. I applaud anyone who abstains from social media - it is unnecessary and ruining society.
06:13 PM on 03/30/2012
I completely agree with you, I cant enjoy most social networking sites, because of the very reasons you given. have you heard of mytocu. Its pretty simply and private. That's about the only site I use with my friends, hasn't got a million users but its great for me.
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06:43 PM on 03/22/2012
"If you're doing something, just do it. Thinking about how you're going to share it with all the people you don't know on all your social networks sullies the experience. " This is one of the biggest fallacies I see with social media. I don't know many, or any people, who say "I need to think about how I'll do this so it'll look good on Facebook".
Generally, when doing things, I think "this is really awesome and I want to share it with others". That's pretty much how every one I know approaches it.
But here's the thing. Social media does a great job of portraying people accurately. If you're a fake person who sets things up just for social media it will show. If you're the kind of person who friends people just to have a lot of friend it will show (and your feed will be full of crap you don't care about). If you have dull friends, it will show. So on and so forth.
If your news feed is full of stuff you don't care about you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple.
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Susan Harrow
Media Coach, PR Expert
04:33 PM on 04/07/2012
I agree that social media does a great job of portraying people accurately so it's important to consider what you post. Does it help us connect w/you? Delight us, find it fascinating, teach something, show us something beautiful or inspire us to action to change an injustice, help us grow ourselves and our businesses?
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itruth
fideistic deist with socratic tedencies
03:09 PM on 03/21/2012
Button with the letters o-f-f...
10:43 AM on 03/21/2012
Great, we use social networking to declare how much we hate social networking.
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Susan Harrow
Media Coach, PR Expert
04:33 PM on 04/07/2012
Yup. It's called irony.
10:20 AM on 03/21/2012
Gosh.. it sounds like you don't really like your facebook friends!
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Tony Dollars
Strengths: Love and Compassion.
09:52 AM on 03/21/2012
Over 6 Billion people caught up in the spiders world wide web. Like the fly, Facebook users can't seem to pull away. Will it hurt, or will it help more people? That is the question.
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JWerner
Beware Macduff; beware the thane of Fife!
10:04 PM on 03/21/2012
6 billion? Try more like 2.2 billion with internet access. http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm

Interesting website.
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MichaelFroemel
Star Trek fan from Germany
07:22 AM on 03/21/2012
I had wonderful times on social networks and I had wonderful times in real life. Just connect with the right people, that's the whole secret.
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Susan Harrow
Media Coach, PR Expert
04:34 PM on 04/07/2012
You said it well.
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06:35 AM on 03/21/2012
I have never had a social networking page but I did open one for my parrot, she had quite a few friends before I closed the account.
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Leper
Giving the finger to intolerance
02:02 AM on 03/21/2012
So, it's okay to tell you who I slept with, right?
08:45 PM on 03/20/2012
Hi Susan,

Sounds like someone is having a bad hair day!

I agree with you, social media conversations can be tedious at times, but we often find that happening in the off line world. Remember too, not all tweets or timeline comments are directed towards us, we just happen to be within earshot.

When we meet someone the conversation usually starts out small and social media is no different. If you find the discussion is uninteresting or irrelevant then perhaps you're not connecting with the right people. Look at their profile if they have one ... Just as legs are a great way to escape a boring person, Twitter's 'Unfollow' button serves the same purpose!

Search your interests using the # tag for interesting topics such as #Environmental, #Copywriting or #WorldLeaders etc. Never pay to get followers, unless you only want numbers and don't care about relevance.

"Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative." That being said, the solution is really simple, don't follow unimaginative people :o)

Cheers,
Paul Thomas
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06:25 PM on 03/22/2012
Beautifully put. I get so tired of hearing from people how they loath social networking because people are tedious, boring, uninteresting, etc. The irony is, it's only as interesting, funny, smart, and witty as you and your friends are.
10:41 AM on 03/23/2012
omg- "BAD HAIR DAY'"??? Who ARE you? How sexist.

I suspect she already knows how to 'search your interests' etc. Geesh.
08:54 AM on 03/24/2012
Ha ha ha. The term "Bad hair day" was coined by a woman! AND your comment is exactly what annoys Susan. Geesh isn't a word. :o)
07:01 PM on 03/20/2012
Thank God...someone said it! I have been saying it since twitter started...I REALLY don't care what you are doing rigiht now. Really....or that you are getting ready for bed...really. Bravo!
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06:26 PM on 03/22/2012
You must be following some really dull people. Maybe you should learn how to use it to better suit you and you'd find it more useful.