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Dating After Divorce: What if I Meet a Guy I Like?

Posted: 07/08/11 07:43 PM ET

What if I meet a guy I like?

Monday: He gets up. I want to stay in bed but now I can't fall back to sleep. Or, I get up and he wants to sleep, so I can't turn on NPR.

But, ah, breakfast!

I make myself French toast and a cappuccino and just as I'm about to sit down and enjoy reading the Times, he trots in and says, "Mm, that smells good."

So I offer him some of my breakfast because otherwise I'd feel guilty, but now I just feel hungry and my peaceful breakfast with quiet newspaper indulgence is spoiled. Funny, before my divorce I liked reading the paper in tandem.

I walk my dog Casey then return and set up outdoors to work on my laptop.

He asks if I want to bike along the river with him. I'm conflicted because a bike ride sounds great but so does my routine of working outdoors. Either way I'll regret that I've made the wrong choice.

The day rumbles along like this with either interruptions or too many choices. Lord knows there were enough choices before he came along. On the other hand, some of the choices I used to enjoy, like walking with friends, have been reduced because of the time I spend with him.

Nighttime draws nigh and there's the usual discussion of what, when and where to eat. He feels like going out. I always feel like eating home. He's hungry now and wants real food; I'm not and I don't; I just ate a chunk of dark chocolate, a handful of almonds and a large glass of milk, which is one of my best diet tips.

I long for the Monday nights before he came along when the second I got hungry I could stand by the kitchen TV watching "The Bachelorette," while whumping down a salade nicoise.

After dinner, he wants to settle in with cops and robbers or the local news on TV, but I don't like scary TV. Casey, who used to rest his head on my lap, jumps onto his lap.

A while later, one of us is ready to go to bed; the other isn't. One of us wants to have sex; the other doesn't.

He raises the thermostat. After his breathing shifts into slumber, I lower the thermostat.

Tuesday to Friday: It's the same. (He is retired.) Except Wednesday nights, during the season, I watch "Survivor" and he sulks.

Weekends aren't all that different, but after a lifetime of conditioning, they feel different. On Saturday night, he wants to go to dinner and/or a movie. I hate noisy eating and crowded theaters. It's a perfect night to be cozy at home.

There must be reasons people pair off into living spaces, but I can't remember what those reasons are.

What am I missing here? Do weigh in!

 

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workingliberal
since 1984
01:35 PM on 07/15/2011
The only reason I can think of is to save money!

Reading these articles in the Divorce section really make me glad I'm single & never married.
02:44 AM on 07/15/2011
After 15 years of marriage I ask myself the same question often. I usually come up with some version of the age old words of wisdom " anything worth having involves hard work". I view marriage ( or co-habitation, long term monogamy etc) in the same vein as physical exercise. Its hard, many times I am too lazy to put forth the effort and put up with the inconvenience but the rewards are, in the end, well worth the effort. Everything depends on the person you have settled down with. Are they worth the monumental pain in the ass relationship maintenance entails?
07:14 PM on 07/13/2011
The grass is always greener on the other side.
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Richbruin
We'll walk this world together through the storm
08:55 PM on 07/12/2011
This article encourages the arrangement that a female friend suggested to me a long time ago: he's got his place, I got mine, we get together and see the best each has to offer, then go home. The only problem is finding and convincing a woman that this makes more sense than 24/7 togetherness ie marriage.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
12:22 PM on 07/13/2011
This would be my ideal arrangement. Maybe spend a few nights a week together, even though adding geographic desirability to the qualities you look for in a mate will narrow the field even further.

Where do you live? (jk)
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Richbruin
We'll walk this world together through the storm
08:37 PM on 07/13/2011
Orange County, Ca....
12:58 PM on 07/19/2011
I am doing this! We have been together 25 years, lived together 20 of those years while raising our daughter and last year we broke up, he moved into his own apartment, the kid moved out of mine and now we're back to seeing each other but living in separate residences. Frankly I suggested this arrangement several years ago and he was not receptive. We live in the same apartment complex but at opposite ends. We see each 2, maybe 3 times a week. Our family and friends think we are crazy and should be working on living together again but this is working really well for us for now.
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Richbruin
We'll walk this world together through the storm
01:09 PM on 07/19/2011
Haha good for you! Maybe I'm selfish, but I don't want to deal with someone else's bad moods...and someone shouldn't have to deal with mine. I think you did the right thing for your daughter though and hope she appreciates it.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
12:01 AM on 07/20/2011
Sounds wonderful! Good for you!
01:39 PM on 07/12/2011
I haven't been single since I was 12, and after my divorce, I started dating a guy I knew right away. I'm not afraid of being alone..it just sort of happens. But that new guy ended up being my husband, and I can't imagine my life without him. It's like the other guys were just place holders for him. Life after my divorce is incredible. Finally I'm with someone who can have an intelligent conversation and actually cleans up after himself! I think it depends on who left whom. I left my ex, so it was easier for me to move on.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
01:56 PM on 07/12/2011
That's a great story! I wonder how many people meet such a good match. Some of us, me included, are probably either too picky or too quirky, which diminishes the field of possibilities. As for me, I value my freedom, so if I don't meet this guy, I'm enjoying my life and the worry becomes that I might just meet him.

That said, humans are so adaptable, so I think most of us can adapt to either being with someone or not.
07:47 PM on 07/11/2011
This imaginary guy doesn't really seem all that great. Who sulks through a TV show they don't want to watch? That's an opportunity for him to go read a book, or something.
I've lived with two men, one I married, and I have to say, that the reason to move in is the shared joys: making each other food, having someone to clean up the food you've made, someone to run by the store for that last ingredient, someone to convince that baseball/HGTV is awesome, someone to take care of you when you're sick, someone to go to make last second plans with, someone who will sleep with you even if they're not in the mood, and basically, someone who cares enough about you, like you care about them, to join in a shared life. If you prefer to be alone, I would be wary of moving in with someone before you've spent enough time with them to know their habits and to see if your lifestyles are compatible. You certainly wouldn't want to move in with someone who wants to spend every second of the day with you, only doing what they want.
04:42 PM on 07/11/2011
Why isn't there any mention of the positive aspects of living with a partner? After my divorce, I lived alone for a year. I eventually fell in love with a girl and she moved in with me. Why? Because I simply loved being with her and the house felt empty when she wasn't there. I love waking up with her, showering together, watching movies, and all those silly couple things that just make me happier.

Sure, there's the difficulties of our conflicting work schedules, but we just work around it. If you can't work around things or your partner's life style is annoying you, then it's time to move on.
12:21 PM on 07/11/2011
after many years in a conflicted marriage and 3 years divorced, i'm finally recognizing the benefits of being on my own.

at first it was distressing - although i'd always been independent, you get used to having another person in your life, even if it's problematic. it's taken all this time to take a breath, exhale and realize it's better to be content on your own than miserable with someone who mistreats you.

if i can imagine the perfect relationship - someone i like, who shares enough interests to be compatible and who's different enough to be adventurous. and who has his own place.

it's interesting to read similar thoughts here. maybe we're on to something.
08:54 AM on 07/11/2011
Being on your own (assuming you like your own company!) has a lot of advantages--as your post suggests. And it is absolutely, 100% preferable to being in a bad relationship. But, from one who has been happily alone, unhappily paired, and now beyond happily paired, being in the right relationship is the unqualified best.

Being in a compatible, healthy relationship tests and grows character: it's difficult to become too self-involved when sharing one's life with another in a healthy way. But bad relationships, with poor boundaries, will find the broken places in each person and exploit those. Selfish people become more self-absorbed, enablers become worse at taking care of themselves (which reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "We are meant to serve, but we're not meant to be the main course."), etc.

Bad relationships suck the life out of us. But good ones make us be better and feel better.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
11:12 AM on 07/11/2011
Yes, this is a good take on the other side, the good side of relationships, which I find are hard to find and it's lovely not to be always on the lookout.
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OtayPanky
You're welcome
05:51 PM on 07/10/2011
Did you ever have a loose tooth - either as a child or as an adult - and you couldn't stop messing around with it, moving it back and forth in it's socket with your tongue, and perhaps your dirty fingers, too?

There's a certain perverse pleasure in that, no?
11:02 AM on 07/10/2011
OMG! This captured so well my own fears about getting into a relationship post-divorce. After two years, I still can't stomach the thought. A friend convinced me to try an online dating site and I lasted exactly 14 hours until I decided to permanently hide my profile.Risk losing my freedom? I don't think so. The problem is we associate "love" with needing to be physically close but I just can't buy into it anymore. I guess I'm looking for a more spiritual love as described so well at this site.
http://www.soulprogress.com/html/ArticlesFolder/Articles/SpiritualSecret.shtml Thank you so much for addressing this subject so succinctly.
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Erinaleks
Architectural Artisan, Free Thinker
02:14 PM on 07/10/2011
Very intelligent of you. Dating is the equivalent of a root canal. The difference dental work improves the smile. Cats and dogs make loyal companions.
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Erinaleks
Architectural Artisan, Free Thinker
08:53 PM on 07/09/2011
"Attachments are the cause of all human suffering" Buddha
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
02:21 AM on 07/10/2011
And much joy.
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Isobel Quinn
12:13 PM on 07/27/2011
translation: pure love=love w/o attatchment.
he isn't saying that love is ''evil'' per se, buddha was saying that attatchment is. (attatchment being self serving, love supposing to be selfLESS)
12:07 PM on 07/09/2011
Great post. I was feeling something similar with someone I was dating, and realized that I liked her better when we weren't able to spend a lot of time together.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
06:13 PM on 07/09/2011
Someone who lives a few blocks away is an idea that appeals to me. As if I could choose. My main point is that it's a jolly life with lots of freedom being on my own, though there have been lonely periods. I think now I appreciate my space so much that I don't feel lonely.
11:01 PM on 07/18/2011
The closeness is nice when things are good. The woman I mentioned lived two blocks away. We know a LOT of the same people. I immediately ran into her twice on the street (in our leafy suburb) after breaking up. I am fine with it, don't know if she is. Don't know how I'd feel either if I had been emotionally attached and then dumped.
09:57 AM on 07/09/2011
What do you like about this guy?
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
10:18 AM on 07/09/2011
Hm, I hadn't focused on that, since this is all imagined and I was concentrating on all of the intrusions. I just assumed I would like him, since I was living with him. I think it's easy to miss the first line, since it links to a post on my blog Confessions of a Worrywart and the pale blue is easy to miss.

What if I meet a guy I like? is the first line.

This I do know about this guy: He would need to have a good sense of humor and be pretty intelligent. Also, be a decent, honest person who has some passions. Qualities a lot of women seek, I think.
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happylonersarah
Of all the Planets, WHY was I born on this one?
01:38 AM on 07/09/2011
Lol, that's why I'm a happy loner.

Plus no one will ever love me as much as my dogs, they don't care what I eat as long as I share. I can live in shorts and tank tops, leave my hair in a disaster, watch stupid tv shows and burp all I want.

So I have no advice. But if he is worth the time to think about your differences, then he's worth keeping.
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Susan Orlins
Writer and author of blog Confessions of a Worrywa
10:13 AM on 07/09/2011
Yes, you have painted the benefits of lonerism just right, except for the burping. It's the guy who always burps in my experience. But I do like to lick my fingers after eating a piece of fried chicken and not all men appreciate that.

And, ah, the love of a dog. The excitement in my belly when I curl up with Casey is still there after 13 years!
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Richbruin
We'll walk this world together through the storm
08:57 PM on 07/12/2011
You sound too good to be true.....will you marry me?
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happylonersarah
Of all the Planets, WHY was I born on this one?
10:07 PM on 07/12/2011
Yeah but what if I'm a USC fan? Just kidding, I'm not. Not sure I believe in marriage. Plus I have my quirks, for example: I prefer to go to the beach at night, eat dessert first during dinner, prefer dirtbiking over fancy dinners on dates, think bananas are creepy, and have a weird sense of humor. I take long drives just because, blast music while I shower, so no one can hear me sing, and during hockey season, I'm glued to the TV.

Did I scare you off?