Susie Sampson

On this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to see what kind of sin those liberal Americans were up to. And I wanted to hear a little more about that pesky War on Women. Is that really a thing? Or does it just sound good to say? I mean, ladies who...

It has been quite a week for the gays. North Carolina said no, Obama said yes. It's all very confusin'. I mean, What Would Jesus Do? I wish I at least had the t-shirt to inspire me. Seems people are takin' issue with the word, "marriage" but I think my...

With Romney as the GOP candidate, I wanted to see how other Americans feel about this race. It seems the Constitution is a take-it-or-leave-it sort of thing these days... who needs to actually read it, right?

I say 'poo poo' to these candidates. Not a tea partier as far as...

Visiting my conservative cousins in Orange County proved very insightful!

That Iran is causin' lots of trouble these days and Lord knows Obama is trouble. But color me surprised: Jews really are the chosen people... they'll figure it out someday!

Abortion and devils and Santorum, oh my!

My trip to New Orleans just after the Louisiana primary was fascinatin'. There were lots of conservatives down there so I felt super comfortable. I think my skin tingled! Aside from the rogue drunkard, those folks really know good southern values, even...

With the excitin' new war on pornography by my Rick, I thought these interviews were timely!

A few months back, Ron Jeremy and some immoral ladies were interviewed by yours truly! They are all no doubt Democrats (no Republican would watch such things!) and certainly only interested in fun....

Happy Super Tuesday... an excitin' day for conservatives everywhere! I'm brimmin' with hope. Who needs a college education? Of course church and state belong together, right?

With all of the great candidates, Americans are still decidin' who will be the best choice for the GOP. True patriots of course know...

With his miraculous resurgence, I figured I better focus on my new favorite conservative, Rick Santorum! I couldn't find many folks who support him but I'll look harder next time. I'm sure there are plenty of Americans who like him and his policies. Just like I am sure pigs can...

Last week I put a spotlight on Newt... this week it's Mitt's turn! Things certainly seem tight in this race and Americans are still torn: Do they want a president with cult membership and offshore accounts or do they want to go to the Moon?! The moon sounds more fun...

I have a new favorite candidate...Newt! America loves family values and Newt's got 'em in spades! At least in my opinion. Some Americans weren't as fond of him but I think they're just confused. A man who marries three women obviously loves the institution of marriage so much he keeps...

This a major endorsement video, one I hope will help change the landscape of this whole presidential race! As a representative of the tea party, I am desperately tryin' to find the next Ronald Reagan... and Romney's not it. Not even close. And we're runnin' out of time. So in...

With the upcoming Christmas holiday and the threats that it obviously faces, I spoke with some Americans about the War on Christmas, including gays in the military (like Rick Perry talks about!) and that pesky separation between Church and State (of course they should be together!). Some of the Americans...

Should women really be allowed to run for president? And why is god punishing my fellow republicans with this crop of candidates? Apparently Americans are big ol' sinners.

For my very first sit down interview, I spoke with Pastor Jim Miller about these very topics! And what he had to...

Now I know people are all riled up about these occupations, or lack thereof these days. However I wanted to be sure I reached out and spoke to the American people about the so-called gaffes of Herman Cain and Rick Perry.

Everyone forgets what they're sayin' sometimes. I mean,...

Everyone loves a cat video...and since we at the tea party know how to pander to the American people, here is my cat video. I am proud to present the first Presidential Cat Bowl! It's a fight to the finish!

Well that was quite a debate! I think they were all extremely honest and presidential. But since Mitt Romney and Rick Perry seem "fed up" with one another, I wanted to speak with the American people to see who they're votin' for and how they feel about some of the...

There's been a lot of talk about the different Occupy protests but while they're makin' a lot of noise, who is protestin' them? And what is it that they're actually protestin'? It's about time someone occupied the occupiers and inserted some good conservative values into these protests!