Looks like the GOP is ready to save America from the liberals! No need for tax returns and certainly no need to spend time talkin' about abortion. Just keep your legs closed...that goes for men and women. Until you're married. And then you can schedule it accordin' to Jesus.
Shot by: Suniil Sadarangani
Edited by: Amy Wieseneck
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