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Health Care and Our Independence... Day:)

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Last week was quite a doozy! I know how disappointed we all were to see that Obamacare was approved as Constitutional. I mean, the GOP is just tryin' to help with population control! We're lookin' out for the world. Besides, I think Roberts was just kiddin.' Maybe he's testin' us... like Jesus. Regardless, I hope you all have a great Independence Day!