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SOTU: Who Won?

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State of the Union time. And let's just say it was a big 'ol win for the GOP. No matter that Obama spoke well. John Boehner's tan and his sour face really won the show. And what's all this about a living wage? As long as you're livin' and you have a job, that's a livin' wage. Seems to me like people should just be happy with tryin' to pick themselves up by their boot straps, even if there's no hope. Again, a win for the GOP because we have plans. We're just not going to tell anyone what they are;)

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