01/30/2012 11:42 am ET Updated Mar 31, 2012

Spotlight On: Newt!

I have a new favorite candidate...Newt! America loves family values and Newt's got 'em in spades! At least in my opinion. Some Americans weren't as fond of him but I think they're just confused. A man who marries three women obviously loves the institution of marriage so much he keeps doin' it. Who knows, maybe I'm next! Here's hopin':)

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