Super Tuesday and America's Choice!

03/07/2012 10:37 am ET | Updated May 06, 2012

Happy Super Tuesday... an excitin' day for conservatives everywhere! I'm brimmin' with hope. Who needs a college education? Of course church and state belong together, right?

With all of the great candidates, Americans are still decidin' who will be the best choice for the GOP. True patriots of course know who to choose: