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Suzan Colón

Suzan Colón

Posted: June 7, 2010 04:23 PM

Why Can't We Rake Hay While the Oil Slimes?

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Two ordinary guys have come up with a safe, cheap, green solution to clean up the oil spill. So why isn't our government or BP trying it out?

Have you seen the hay video? You know, the one where two ordinary men clean up a bowl full of oil in water by letting the viscous fluid attach itself to hay -- yeah, hay -- and then just lift the clump out, leaving virtually clear water behind?

As I write this, over 1,609,000 Youtube fans have watched the video of CW Roberts Contracting employees Darryl Carpenter and Otis Goodson spooning oil-filled hay out of water. (If you're not one of them, watch it here.) Rachel Maddow posted the video clip on her blog. Countless people have put the video's link on their Facebook pages.

But the question remains: Has anyone in charge of the cleanup seen this video? Are they taking it seriously? Is there anyone even in charge of the cleanup, seriously?

While BP spends $50 million on their own video about how they're trying really hard to do whatever it is they're doing -- which doesn't seem to include capping that leak -- cleanup efforts are mostly taking place when the damage is already done: as the oil hits our shores. There's not enough Dawn dishwashing liquid in the world to get that amount of grease out of our way.

What Carpenter and Goodson propose is using hay and dry grasses, to which the oil adheres, out at sea. The oil-soaked hay would gather in clumps and could be harnessed by fishing nets (which can't be used for their original purposes right now anyway). The clumps that wash ashore could be raked up easily.

In fact, this is probably why our government, the EPA, BP, and pretty much nobody else who has a say in the cleanup effort has publicly addressed the hay solution: It's too cheap, too green, too easy. What, you mean we wouldn't have to pay some other country a gazillion dollars for enough chemical dispersant to make the oil look like the lesser of two evils? You mean we could start a WPA-like movement and get people who were laid off in our other disaster, the Recession, to clean up hay clumps? That's not just easy -- it's crazy.

Yeah. Crazy enough to work. And if it can't work, someone should tell us why. And if they won't tell us why, it's time to light the torches and storm the castle.

I've written to the White House politely suggesting that those involved in trying to end this catastrophe take a gander at the video. You can too, right here. One of the worst feelings associated with this disaster (I beg to differ, Don Young) is helplessness. Let's not stand by doing nothing; let's make use of hay before the oil slimes any further.

 
 
 

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02:01 AM on 06/10/2010
After seeing the video, I really think this would work
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yodaveg
Ride si sapis
05:04 PM on 06/09/2010
I agree--get a boatload of hay and go try it! And I can't wait until they award these two a Nobel prize!
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caxsmith
01:49 PM on 06/09/2010
When our we going to take space solar power seriously? The potential for providing energy is limitless.

Having a conference on space solar power won the OpenGov suggestion contest.

Have a conference! Who's going to get hurt? Oh - that's right. Big Oil and Big Coal and the overaged hippies at NASA.

If we weren't addicted to oil, there would be no need to take these environmental risks or to invade other countries. Stop the madness!
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Vijay Goel MD
Creating Better Health Systems
02:25 PM on 06/08/2010
Hay sounds plausible, but right now we have no idea what actually works. Unfortunately, neither does BP. I think this is the perfect opportunity to put together a competition to see what actually works best (in a demonstration setting) and then reward the winners with the best ideas by paying them to use the best methods to actually perform the cleanup

More detail here: http://innovationinthecrowd.com/2010/06/evaluating-35000-oil-cleanup-ideas-bps-opportunity-to-utilize-the-prize-model-to-allow-the-best-solutions-to-rise/
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We will be known forever by the tracks we leave
02:01 PM on 06/08/2010
I agree with Nikki Star. This country is a bunch of sheep waiting for someone else to help. ...usually the govt. If you have hay, get together with someone with a boat and go out and help yourselfs.
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angrymanspokane
Just a regular guy
02:01 PM on 06/08/2010
At this point, anything is worth a try. Sometimes the simplest solution is the best.
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satanlite
If ur neibor wtchs Fox Nws wtch ur neibor
02:00 PM on 06/08/2010
This country doeesn't like low tech. The politicians are deathly afraid of ridicule if low tech doesn't work they look like hayseeds. With high tech, when it doesn't work they can blame scientists and the blowhards on the right LOOOOOVE hating scientists.
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tuneone52
11:15 PM on 06/07/2010
This does sound like an easy way to absorb the oil, I say why not let them try, Anything that will soak up this mess should be used and used quickly! We are running out of time people the sky is really falling!
10:21 PM on 06/07/2010
Stuff BP and stuff the government, be heroes and get the stuff out there and prove it makes a difference. I can understand people want to make a buck, but at the same time this disaster is beyond money. Take your hay and grass stock piles and do what you can to get it in the gulf and clean it up and send BP the bill if you want.

We need a bit of pro-activity here people, what the hell is everyone waiting for?!
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LHoney
REINSTATE GLASS STEAGALL!!!
08:28 PM on 06/07/2010
MatterofTrust.org has been collecting human hair and dog fur clippings and making booms that will absorb oil very well and are completely green. Unfortunately, BP has opted not to use these...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/greenspace/2010/05/gulf-oil-spill-hair-boom-effort-cut-short-.html
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02:02 PM on 06/08/2010
Well then MatterofTrust should just say f*** you BP and get some fisherman (unemployed now) and their boats and take their hair booms out to sea and do it themselves. Time to get proactive.
06:24 PM on 06/07/2010
Most times the answer to a problem is right in front of our eyes, and we are too blinded by running around screaming to see it.