Suzette Martinez Standring is syndicated with GateHouse News Service and writes a twice monthly Spiritual Life column for The Patriot Ledger (MA) as well as humor and lifestyle columns for a number of other newspapers and publications.

She is the award winning author of The Art of Column Writing: Insider Secrets from Art Buchwald, Dave Barry, Arianna Huffington, Pete Hamill and Other Great Columnists. Her book took First Place for Educational Book in the 2008 Royal Palm Literary Awards for the Florida Writers Association. Also, it won an Honorable Mention in the Writing Book Category in ForeWord Magazine's 2008 Book of the Year Awards. The Art of Column Writing has been picked up by a number of university writing courses.

She is a past president of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists and presents writing workshops nationally. She lives in Massachusetts.

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Blog Entries by Suzette Standring

A-Rod, Men and Other Mythical Beasts

Posted November 11, 2009 | 04:32 PM (EST)


Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is a mythical beast. At least he thinks so. The champion third baseman has a painting of himself as a centaur hanging in his bedroom, according to a tattletale ex-fling. Thanks to Twitter-mania, a curiosity among kids has been sparked in Greek...

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Micky Ward: A Boxer's Comeback Based on Faith

Posted August 1, 2009 | 05:35 PM (EST)


The power of prayer amazes famed boxer Micky Ward. Actor Mark Wahlberg portrays him in The Fighter, a Paramount movie being filmed in Lowell. Christian Bale plays his brother, Dickie Eklund. Separately from the movie's scriptwriters, sports anchor Bob Halloran of Milton wrote a biography, Irish Thunder: The Hard...

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Michael Jackson -- Moonwalking through Milestones

4 Comments | Posted July 9, 2009 | 01:37 PM (EST)


Few music artists mark the coming of age for different generations. For example, there are the Beatles, The Rolling Stones and Michael Jackson.

In 1969 the King of Pop was a pipsqueak when I heard the lead singer of The Jackson Five belt out "I Want...

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Winning Wallets of Christian Consumers

18 Comments | Posted June 23, 2009 | 06:59 PM (EST)


Christian buying power can change business for the better. Integrity, excellent products and wholesome advertising beget loyalty from a demographic that spends $1.5 trillion annually. For shortsighted companies that dismiss the Christian market, there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.



Nationally, 231 million Americans (77 percent) describe themselves...

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Laetare Medal: Glendon is the Wrong Recipient

Posted May 6, 2009 | 02:42 PM (EST)


Real faith is not a one-trick pony. Faith is not an exclusive club membership. One does not grow stronger in love of the Lord by rejecting others. Yet this is the message that Mary Ann Glendon, former U.S. ambassador to the Vatican, sent when she rejected the University of Notre...

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Size Five Shoe Phaseout

Posted March 25, 2009 | 11:38 AM (EST)


Spring is my favorite hunting season: mules, slingbacks and peep-toes, but I roam the store aisles to no avail. Size five shoes are increasingly elusive prey. I'm told more shoe manufacturers are starting their lines at size 6 and have dropped size 5 completely. For people like me, it's a...

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Everyone Has Healing Hands

Posted February 3, 2009 | 04:13 PM (EST)


The human touch is a powerful source of healing. Witness that when a child cries, our first impulse is to hug. We put our arms around grieving friends. After long absences, we embrace. Often, holding hands can convey much more than mere words.

The healing in human hands...

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Obama Shifts Spiritual Dialogue to Focus on Possibilities

Posted January 20, 2009 | 03:22 PM (EST)


President Barack Hussein Obama has indeed unified a nation with the "audacity of hope." His name is audacious. Being the first bi-racial U.S. president is audacious. Aiming to pull our country out of the quagmire of debt, war and disrepute are audacious undertakings.

The new leader of...

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Nip, Tuck, Gas a Car with Human Fat

Posted December 26, 2008 | 09:46 PM (EST)


A plastic surgeon can nip. He can tuck. But he can't fuel a Lincoln Navigator with human fat. But thumbs up for trying to "go green," Dr. Craig Alan Bittner!

Apparently, his Beverly Hills patients provided enough human blubber to power two SUV's. And he bragged about...

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Gift of the Magi: Being Present

Posted December 11, 2008 | 06:34 PM (EST)


Holiday relief was mine when my friend, "Annie," wrote:

"Let's break the chain of giving gifts for Christmas. I really think spending time together is the best gift we have."

I'll admit that shopping does weigh me down like a clanking Jacob-Marley set of...

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Twelve Tips For a Perfect Thanksgiving Guest

Posted November 23, 2008 | 08:45 PM (EST)


The heroes of Thanksgiving are the family cooks. They chop, slice, dice and roast. Like mathematicians, they figure out how to stagger five roasting pans over eight hours using one oven.

They make it look so easy, greeting guests with a breezy, "Come on in!" even as they tick off...

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(R)Evolution -- We All Want to Change Your Head

Posted November 10, 2008 | 10:01 AM (EST)


President Barack Obama -- not since the 1960's has such a youthful and creative exuberance changed society. I was in San Francisco, my old hometown, on election night where young men and women shouted victory, waved signs and danced in the streets. Collectively determined to break the mold (and I...

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Irene Fernandez: The Best or Worst of Malaysia?

Posted October 28, 2008 | 06:05 PM (EST)


It is a textbook case of laws being used to crush critics of governmental operations. Malaysia may be 9,296 miles from the United States, but the theme of authorities seeking to silence protest is a universal one. Thus when such a bell tolls, it can toll for thee.

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Fight Crime, Ban Symbols

Posted October 24, 2008 | 12:30 PM (EST)


Watch out. Wearing the wrong logo can land you in jail or cause such labeled property to be seized. A gang-related insignia of a Mongolian warrior sporting sunglasses has been prohibited for wear, licensing, sale or distribution by an injunction signed by Judge Florence-Marie Cooper of the U.S. District Court...

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Strange Foods -- China Takes Gold

Posted August 25, 2008 | 10:15 PM (EST)


Hosting the Olympics is the ultimate commercial for China, showcasing its ancient history and the country's amazing ascent into modernity. Global cameras zoom in on China's rich culture and the can-do power of its people. Chinese food is one of the world's greatest cuisines and exotic foods do play...

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Vegetable Profiling: Tomatoes See Red

Posted July 30, 2008 | 10:02 PM (EST)


"Sorry" just won't cut it. Tomatoes are seeing red at being wrongly blamed as the contamination cause of a national Salmonella outbreak. Now jalapeno peppers have replaced tomatoes as the possible culprit, according to investigation updates by the FDA.

But the boycott resulted in a sales loss of an estimated...

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Too Much Toothpaste Damages Teeth

Posted July 4, 2008 | 11:43 AM (EST)


Finally, a mystery has been solved for Dr. Valdemar Welz, a Boston dentist with a 30-year practice. For the last two decades and in growing numbers, patients have shown signs of tooth enamel damage and complained of heightened sensitivity.

""Everybody is seeing it in their practice," said Dr....

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New Orleans Now

Posted June 24, 2008 | 04:59 PM (EST)


New Orleans is like a newly grime-free Sistine Chapel. Over 50 members of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists went in search of continuing stories as part of our annual meeting, "New Orleans, We Have Not Forgotten" on June 20-21, 2008.

We saw, heard, tasted and felt the city's resurgence....

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Skyway Robbery

Posted May 30, 2008 | 05:04 PM (EST)


Summer vacation is almost here and airlines are breathless to scoop up buckets of cash through their new checked baggage fees. If your two-week vacation wardrobe cannot completely fit into a carry-on, then be prepared to pay extra. United, American and Continental Airlines will feed like jackals on the traveling...

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Despite Ruling Children Remain Captive

Posted May 22, 2008 | 06:49 PM (EST)


The rule of law prevails -- at least for 12 of the 463 children forcibly taken from their parents at the polygamous FLDS community in El Dorado, Texas. Now a higher court finds that the "round-them-all-up and let's-sort-it-all-out-later" approach is illegal and wrong.

It takes present evidence, not future speculation,...

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