Woman Denies Sleeping with Tiger Woods

12/07/2009 11:07 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

In an almost unprecedented announcement, a woman came forth to claim, "I never slept with Tiger Woods."  As evidence, she showed that she's been fighting in Aghanistan since the war began so never had an opportunity to meet the golf champ.  Roman Polanski offered to host her in his Swiss villa if there should turn out to be an exit strategy.