Sydney Levin

Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 4, Episode 5 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Love is patient, love is kind, love doesn't tell you to go BEEP yourself in a leased car, does it? The show opens with...

Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 4, Episode 4 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Woah. Jaw-dropping episode. Teresa made up with everyone, Rosie wore a full face of makeup and Joe Gorga checked into a sexual addiction rehab center. HAHAHA...

Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 4, Episode 3 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 4, Episode 2 of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Psychologists refer to it as parapraxis and the lay person says 'Freudian slip' -- but whatever it's called, a slip of the tongue is always embarrassing. Why are people so frequently betrayed by their mouths? Scientists and psychologists have different theories about this special breed of mortification.

People say between...

Well my special friends, the time has truly come to bid our teen moms farewell forever and ever until next season.

Last week's reunion taught us that if you have unprotected sex, you will get an STD. This week, we learn that cheaters never prosper ... unless you...

Just when you thought they were gone, the teen moms pop up faster than two lines on a pregnancy test. How's life been since the show wrapped? Are the ladies mentally stable? Are their babies well-adjusted? And more importantly, what color is their hair?

Luckily, Dr. Drew took...

Writer's Note: It's fitting that the season finale falls on Valentine's Day, because these girls have taught me so much about how to not love. Endless thanks for reading. See you in hell.

LEAH

While flipping through the local paper, Corey comes across the 'Divorce' section that...

LEAH
Tonight, we got some incredibly shocking news. It's so painful and awful it's hard to type. See, Leah ... doesn't wear waterproof mascara. Oh, and also, there was that thing where Corey asked her if she cheated on him and she did .... haha whoops. Right before their...

Inspired by one professor's infectious enthusiasm for Emily Dickinson, Obsessed is a new HuffPost Culture series exploring the idiosyncratic, all-consuming passions of public figures and unknowns alike. Through a mix of blogs and interviews, these pieces will highlight the elusiveness of whatever it is you just can't live...

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 2, Episode 10 of "Teen Mom 2."

JENELLE:
Jenelle is aggravated because she has to get insanely dressed up in her good pink t-shirt for court. Also, the glare from her lawyer's silver surfer suit has burnt her...

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 2, Episode 9 of "Teen Mom 2."

Leah:

Leah wants a new trailer because the one she and Corey have is like the inspiration for "8 Mile." When Leah wants to wash her sweet...

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 2, Episode 6 of "Teen Mom 2," entitled "Making Moves."

Update: Shortly before this episode of "Teen Mom 2" aired, Jenelle was arrested on Mon., Jan 17 for violating a domestic violence probation order. It was her second arrest...

Note: The following contains spoilers if you have not seen Season 2, Episode 6 of "Teen Mom 2," entitled "Lean on Me."

Well friends, Santa has left the building.

Last week's Christmas episode found our gals doing relatively well ... except Jenelle, who...

Christmas has finally come to MTV's "Teen Mom 2," and one can only hope it brings more tidings of joy than previous weeks. Babies, it's depressing outside!

Hopefully Santa will bring our young mothers what they really need: A deep conditioner for Chelsea, a clean bill of health...

Anyone who has suddenly found themselves single in NYC has learned how to play Breakup Monopoly. You divide the city up, get dibs on everything -- 'your' dry cleaner, delis, dog parks and bars. This is designed to keep both parties safe. Once the lines are drawn, those are your new...