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I Am a Bitch!

Posted: 01/09/12 11:39 AM ET

I am a bitch, or so many people have told me in numerous situations throughout my life, situations in which I told people what I was really thinking and feeling, didn't back down from a position, stood up for what I believed in, had standards, held people accountable, or simply believed in myself and lived my life. None of these situations would I categorize as particularly "bitchy" in the popular understanding of the word (describing a woman who is malicious, spiteful, selfish, and overbearing, according to a few dictionaries). This is why, a few years ago, I decided to reclaim the word as my own. Here is my definition of a misused, misunderstood, and most often negative word:

Brave
Intelligent
Tenacious
Creative
Honest

But how did I arrive at these words?

Well, in the beginning, it was because I was fed up with people recognizing me and saying, "Hey, aren't you that bitch on TV?" It was gobsmacking to me that that was how people perceived me, and when I started to think of the characteristics I have, I came up with my acronym.

It's interesting because as people get to know me, they realize that I am not a bitch in the dictionary definition of the word, but they also know that I have standards and expectations and that I have no problem voicing my opinion. This has led to interesting situations when I was out to dinner, shopping, or just living my life. I can make people nervous (I have had a tray of drinks spilt all over me because the waitress was freaked out), but the flip side is that when I compliment someone, they know I am sincere.

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. It can be difficult and even frightening to go against the grain, whether it's a personal disagreement with a friend, partner, or family member or a professional decision that affects coworkers and colleagues. This is why a bitch has to be brave. We have to stand up for what we believe in, even when we might not be popular for it. Honesty starts with being ourselves, authentic and true to who we are and what we believe in, and that may not always be popular, but it will always let you follow your dreams and your heart.

Let's face it: even in today's world, many people often feel pressure to play dumb or at least be passive in asserting their own intelligence. They may do this to avoid showing someone up, or to give the other person power because of personal insecurities or feeling like they don't have a voice. A bitch is not only unafraid to be smart, but she is not afraid to show people that she is smart, even the men in her life. We should all feel confident in our intelligence. By the way, intelligence to me isn't just being book-smart or having a college degree; it's trusting your gut instincts, being intuitive, thinking outside the box, and sometimes just realizing that things need to change and being smart enough to change it. This is not to say that people can't sometimes be really stupid, and a bitch also isn't afraid to admit that.

Creativity runs across many categories in life, from the arts-and-crafts project a mum or dad does with their kids, to the bestselling author's manuscript, to the designs of the hairdresser, to the creations of the computer programming genius. A bitch finds his or her creative outlet and never gives up using it to express himself or herself. This expression could inspire others and create something that affects the world in a small or large way, or it could just bring you happiness, whether you go out to your garage and start fiddling with computer components or jot down your favorite story... and you don't have to be Steve Jobs or J.K. Rowling! A lot of people forget how important it is to be creative. We get caught up in getting ahead and in day-to-day minutiae. But creativity is a fundamental mode of expression, as is being tenacious and standing by your own convictions and passions, even if it's not the "popular" choice. Sometimes, creativity is just looking at a situation differently and seeing another way of doing things.

"I love your sweater; I always wanted one with little reindeer all over it like that." No, actually, I didn't, and by the way, it doesn't make you look skinny, either. A bitch is not mean or cruel, but a bitch is honest. And that can get us into trouble, because many people avoid honesty in certain situations, and some people mistake honesty for callousness. But honesty really is the best policy. What would the world look like if it were filled with bitches that actually told people the truth? I think it would be a better place. But this world vision would require a lot of bravery, which brings us back to the beginning of the word and my quest to own it.

If people want to call me a bitch for having standards, passion, and expectations, being honest, standing up for what I believe in, and having no problem saying what I think, then I will own it on my terms.

Hopefully, it will inspire others to get in touch with their own inner bitches and make the world a bitchier place!

Tabatha Takes Over premieres Tuesday, Jan. 10 at 10 p.m. ET on Bravo. For more details, visit the show's official website.

 
 
 

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I am a bitch, or so many people have told me in numerous situations throughout my life, situations in which I told people what I was really thinking and feeling, didn't back down from a position, stoo...
I am a bitch, or so many people have told me in numerous situations throughout my life, situations in which I told people what I was really thinking and feeling, didn't back down from a position, stoo...
 
 
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03:15 PM on 02/28/2012
one of her quotes left me a little confused (from the show 'Tabitha Takes Over') "I'm Australian, I don't give hugs" are most Australians like that?
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laaambchop
Cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom
12:52 PM on 01/27/2012
"I love your sweater; I always wanted one with little reindeer all over it like that." No, actually, I didn't, and by the way, it doesn't make you look skinny, either. A bitch is not mean or cruel, but a bitch is honest."

Why...say anything at all?

This is just how some people, weak ones, jockey for power. It's your life, live it as you wish, But, remember, most people can't stand your behavior and are anything BUT honest around you. If it's the truth you seek, you won't be getting it. Oh, and ruling by fear eventually backfires---remember that.
03:50 PM on 01/18/2012
Great article! I've always regarded you as someone who has an unflinching sense of what it takes to succeed.
02:11 PM on 01/18/2012
I love you, Tabatha!
11:06 PM on 01/15/2012
I totally understand why people may call Tabitha a b*tch, I also understand why it doesn't bother her. I guess I am in touch with my 'inner bitch.' However I do respect why many many women, don't like the term.
marcdostl
Diogenesian & Classical Liberal
07:37 PM on 01/15/2012
That's fine if she has her OWN definition of the word Bitch and uses it among her inner circle, but, in general she should be more sensitive to others, especially the African and Gay Communities. It's offensive and derogatory.
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Sandra Muoz
09:30 PM on 01/15/2012
I agree. I would like the term erradicated.
07:34 PM on 01/15/2012
I have no idea who you are, or why enough people call you bad names to impel you to write this, but your essay has a copule of problems.

First, your definitional paragraphs spell out BICTH ... good luck popularizing this new word!

Second, if you're so convinced of your own worth, then why not claim a positive word as your own? Going with one that 99% of the population views as nasty reduces you to the mental level of people who would use that word against you.
07:39 PM on 01/15/2012
That's "couple", not "copule".
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marignymitch
E pluribus unum percent
05:56 PM on 01/15/2012
Perhaps, Ms Coffey, but black is definitely NOT your color.
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AlonzoQuijana
Independent, Libertarian, Skeptic
03:10 PM on 01/15/2012
Funny, but I just saw Iron Maiden. Tabitha sounds just like Maggie Thatcher! Love both of you! So refreshing to see people who stand up for what they believe in and do not compromise to mediocrity. I especially appreciate what you tried to do with a salon I went to. They did not listen and soon went out of business -- just as Britain would have done where it not for Lady Thatcher.
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IbrahimSapien
Admit it, chicken nuggets are awesome.
12:40 PM on 01/15/2012
If everyone's calling you a bitch, that's indicative of something probably not admirable about yourself.

Everyone supports one who stands for what he/she believes in, within reason. Assertive within reason. Nobody begrudges one for being "honest about what I'm thinking".

We do like to see ourselves in better light than how we appear to those who know us, and this is more true for some of us than others. A better effort would be to consider what they're referring to, than to simply invent an acronym that turns a negative description to a list of flatteries.
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AlonzoQuijana
Independent, Libertarian, Skeptic
03:14 PM on 01/15/2012
I've seen a few of Tabitha's shows. I know nothing about the salon business, but I liked her because she employed empathy, e.g. "If you were a customer, what would you think if [fill in some horrible salon behavior] happened to you?" A lot of what she was pushing was customer service 101 and common sense. Wish she could do some work with Comcast and Blue Cross / Blue Shield.
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AZreb
equal-opportunity Independent heathen
11:20 AM on 01/15/2012
As the newest member of the HOA officer list (acting secretary until the ballots are counted for the 2012 election and the ONLY new name to be on the ballot for over 10 years), I describe myself as the "token troublemaker". Why? Because there is no one else who will challenge the staus quo and that status quo has led to resentment and anger against the board and officers.

You can count on the women of the board to stand up and start walking around and yak-yak - yakking in the middle of the meeting and the president (the only male) seems to be intimidated by them - he turned to me and said "Looks like I lost control of the meeting" -and won't say a word. They were very surprised and shocked when I said "Ladies - let's get back to the agenda!" Bitchy? No - you want to gossip and yak - wait until after the meeting.

Tend to business - get the facts and figures for a proposal - 3 estimates for work to be done - make residents feel welcome at the meetings, These things are anathema to the present board and officers.

Have watched Tabatha's shows and she does show compassion for both female and male owners of salons that are in trouble - but also insists that they take responsibility and make the tough decisions if they want their businesses to succeed. Not a darned thing wrong with that.
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pot is prophylactic
11:16 AM on 01/15/2012
ru w/o couth?
10:58 AM on 01/15/2012
I'm sorry, but you have neither the compassion nor the innate ability to comfort that are the significant traits of female canines. You flatter yourself.
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jshop
Come together right now over them.
02:28 PM on 01/15/2012
Well put!! Faved.
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raker
10:20 AM on 01/15/2012
Bitchiness is a technique for manipulating people. Shame on anyone who plays into it.
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gleitz05
Old people are allowed to be cranky.
06:18 PM on 01/15/2012
Oh, bull.
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laaambchop
Cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom
01:53 PM on 01/26/2012
Oh, reality.
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dadw5boys
Disabled Vietnam Vet
09:18 AM on 01/15/2012
Trying raising Teenagers if you think being called names is troubling. We deal with the same problems because Teenagers are always probing for our weaknesses to find a way to get what they want or for some way to put their parents down.