Mexican writer and HuffPost blogger Gustavo Arellano made an appearance on "Chelsea Lately" this week to promote his new book "Taco USA: How Mexican F...

No Latinos deny that Zimmerman is half-Peruvian, and the reason we're joining African-American leaders in vilifying him is because he killed Trayvon Martin, a story of racial profiling gone horribly wrong that our respective communities know far too well.

Wake up and smell the tacos, cabrón, and learn español from mi column. Bilingualism is a wonderful thing, and studies are continually showing it leads to bigger brains and healthier sex lives.

Dear Mexican: I'm so perplexed by my Mexican neighbor. For one, he already has four girls, and I just saw his wife--and looks like she's pregnant AGAIN!

Dear Mexican: It's so sad to see your wimpy answers. Your replies scream self-hatred and self-shame for your raza.

So, sin further ado, here's my PSA for Mitt to clear up any confusion--hope you don't win, but I'll expect the ambassadorship to Guatemala for this service if my candidate Alfred E. Neuman doesn't triumph, cabrón.

Dear Readers: In between your fifteenth tamale and sixth spiked cup of ponche, you're going to have to buy regalos for Christmas or whatever pinche holiday you celebrate.

"Does it make any sense to you that, in some cities in Mexico, there are statues of the Spanish conquistadors?"

Where is Mexico's revolution? And why do Mexican families not talk about homosexuality?

Why is Mexico Such a Dump? And what's the Mexican music that sounds like polka?

"Why do your people hate me? I'm half-Mexican, and while I don't have the stereotypical Mexican brown skin tone, I'm no different than everyone on Univision!"

Are More Mexicans Becoming Conservative? And do teachers discriminate against students with Hispanic first names?

Why do Mexican women sew their own dresses? And is it true Latinas are more uninhibited?

Why do Americans Call Mexicans "Illegal"?

Is "Mexican" an Offensive Word? And why can't Mexicans Get Over the Mexican-American War?

How Did the Chivas Soccer Team Get its Name? And why won't my hot Mexican gardener take an HIV test?

What Part of Illegal Don't Mexicans Understand? And why do so many homes have wrought iron fences?

Ask A Mexican!: When Should You Use Usted instead of Tú? And Are the Letters in this Column Real?

Why do Mexican business owners hire people dressed as Shrek to advertise their business?And why do Mexicans want to redistrict political boundaries in their favor?

Arellano answers the questions, "Am I Supporting the Mexican Drug Cartels if I Smoke Pot? And why don't more Mexis appear on television news talks shows?"

Every week, readers submit their questions about Mexicans to Gustavo Arellano-- including their customs, labor issues, and illegal immigration.