Who doesn't love a good cat fight? I'm not talking about old-fashioned ladies mud wrestling or a trailer trash hair-pulling contest. I'm referring to the kind of fight where acid thoughts fly across the stage on malicious darts guided by a frightening level of intelligence.
"We doubled the number of Best Picture nominees this year, and look what that did for our ratings," said a spokesman for the Academy. "Doubling the number of dead people should blow the roof off this thing."