The Creature Walked Among Us
Not every potential investor was caught in the insidious web. But those lucky enough to avoid the trap cannot escape a feeling of lingering dread, a residue of evil that time has not washed away.
Not every potential investor was caught in the insidious web. But those lucky enough to avoid the trap cannot escape a feeling of lingering dread, a residue of evil that time has not washed away.
Elon James White | Posted 08.06.2009 | Comedy
Host Elon James White discusses Sarah Palin's sudden departure from politics and a possible new Black charismatic GOP Presidential hopeful.
New York Magazine | Sheelah Kolhatkar | Posted 08.05.2009 | New York
Why does Bernie Madoff's wife inspire such vitriol?...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.05.2009 | Comedy
According to the study, the symptoms of the epidemic include "bizarre, uncontrollable behaviors" and "grandiose self-ideations," including an impulse to compare oneself to Biblical figures.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.04.2009 | Comedy
"We've done an inventory of the left-over painkillers at Neverland Ranch," Mr. Obama said. "There's enough junk there to tranquilize the entire nation until the year 2050."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.03.2009 | Comedy
Moments after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announced her resignation from office, comedians from coast to coast held candlelight vigils to mourn what one comic called "a devastating loss."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.03.2009 | Comedy
The seller, Satan, said that he had bought Mr. Madoff's soul forty years ago and was "disappointed" that it had turned out to be worthless.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.02.2009 | Comedy
Lashing out at critics who have called for his resignation, an unrepentant Gov. Mark Sanford released a statement today indicating that he might be "too sexy" for his critics to handle.
NY Post | MURRAY WEISS, BRUCE GOLDING and DAN MANGAN | Posted 08.01.2009 | Business
Ruth Madoff is in the clear -- for now. Ruth will not be prosecuted for the massive Ponzi scheme that won her husband Bernard Madoff a 150-year pris...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.01.2009 | Comedy
"I crossed lines with women," Governor Sanford said. "And when I say lines, I mean tan lines."
Alec Baldwin | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
Madoff got 150 years? Why? Does that serve the greater good? Does that really contribute to solving the problems that stemmed from his misdeeds?
Joe Peyronnin | Posted 07.31.2009 | Politics
Judge Denny Chin imposed the maximum sentence of 150 years on Bernard L. Madoff, the mastermind of the greatest financial fraud in history, but it is not enough.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 07.01.2009 | Comedy
Mr. Madoff and the former Heisman Trophy winner reportedly hit it off well, with Mr. Simpson vowing to help Mr. Madoff "search for the real swindlers."
Laura Stein | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
I've spent surprisingly little time since December 11, 2008, thinking about the man who caused my husband, me, and so many others such pain.
Michael Wolff | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
How many more years in prison did Bernie Madoff get for being Jewish? We might as well get the question out there. It's surfaced since the Madoff arr...
Dan Collins | Posted 07.31.2009 | New York
It's strange to think that the last time we were cruising toward a long Independence Day weekend we still had George W. Bush to kick around.
Andy Ostroy | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
The streets are littered with evil predators searching for their next victims. It's best we know that and not fall into a false sense of security because, "Phew! Bernie's in jail!"
Huffington Post | Alex Leo | Posted 07.31.2009 | Comedy
Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled thousands of innocent people out of their life savings, was sentenced to 150 years in prison yesterday for what the ...
Huffington Post | Nicholas Graham | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
Bernie Madoff's attorney Lee Sorkin is in the unfortunate decision of decision of having to defend a client who is one of the most reviled criminals i...
AP | TOM HAYS and LARRY NEUMEISTER | Posted 07.31.2009 | Business
NEW YORK — Bernard Madoff, even as he faces the prospect of dying behind bars for his epic swindle, has never wavered on one point: He acted alo...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 06.29.2009 | Comedy
Mrs. Madoff said she was kept "totally in the dark" about her husband's activities because he used a clever cover story: "He told me he was hiking the Appalachian Trail."
New York Daily News | Thomas Zambito | Posted 07.30.2009 | New York
Here's an exclusive look at the luxurious apartment Ruth Madoff is being forced to vacate....
AP | The Associated Press | Posted 07.30.2009 | Business
Excerpts from statements made by victims of Bernard Madoff's financial fraud. Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison Monday. "I was introduced t...
Jeff Kreisler | Posted 07.30.2009 | Comedy
Bernie Madoff got 150 years in prison, though he told investors it was 175 years... and they each told two investors it was 190 years... and so on and so on and so on...
Diane Francis | Posted 07.30.2009 | Business
Madoff is more than just a sociopath. Too much of this story doesn't hang together and he was too functional in other aspects of his existence.
Jeffrey Shaffer | Posted 08.06.2009 | Comedy